The Great Cornholio 902 Posted May 17, 2020 Ffs xD Why am I reading this quote in his voice? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,390 Posted May 21, 2020 Quote The Home Secretary reviewed the NHS surcharge paid by international healthcare staff and decided that the charge should increase, despite their invaluable, lifesaving work. Big Job has u-turned on this as it’s too poisonous even for one of his party’s policies. It’s going to be scrapped altogether, at long last. Good to see a strong opposition and public backlash does occasionally achieve things. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miracle Aligner 249 Posted May 21, 2020 5 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: Big Job has u-turned on this as it’s too poisonous even for one of his party’s policies. It’s going to be scrapped altogether, at long last. Good to see a strong opposition and public backlash does occasionally achieve things. Yep. Kier clearly nows how to handle media narrative, which lets be frank Corbyn was abysmal at. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,390 Posted May 22, 2020 Lib Dem peer Christopher Fox has admitted making an “error of judgement” after furloughing himself, and continuing to receive the three-figure daily allowance he, as a Lord, can claim. The phrase “I’ve made an error of judgement”, of course, means “I’ve consciously been a cunt” nowadays. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,390 Posted May 22, 2020 Fuck me, look at this from the govt. Why is everything so strange? I feel like I’m in one of Armando Iannucci’s cheese nightmares. “3 fridges”, for fuck sake? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miracle Aligner 249 Posted May 22, 2020 4 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Fuck me, look at this from the govt. Why is everything so strange? I feel like I’m in one of Armando Iannucci’s cheese nightmares. “3 fridges”, for fuck sake? I'll be more than happy if people start measuring in horizontal fridges... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,410 Posted May 22, 2020 8 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Fuck me, look at this from the govt. Why is everything so strange? I feel like I’m in one of Armando Iannucci’s cheese nightmares. “3 fridges”, for fuck sake? Assuming that's a standard sized bed, are we looking at a pair of dwarves or 8-year-olds? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,390 Posted May 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Clorox Bleachman said: Assuming that's a standard sized bed, are we looking at a pair of dwarves or 8-year-olds? They’re the same 8-year-olds that are going to be sent back to school soon to catch Corona. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted May 22, 2020 The poor lady who nearly fell through a hedge trying to get about 5m away from me this morning as I walked past must either have a humongous bed or massive fridges! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,087 Posted May 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Grim Up North said: The poor lady who nearly fell through a hedge trying to get about 5m away from me this morning as I walked past must either have a humongous bed or massive fridges! Or you look like the most infectious cunt known to mankind and she was (the pun intended) trying to hedge her bets about living. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted May 22, 2020 4 minutes ago, Bentrovato said: Or you look like the most infectious cunt known to mankind and she was (the pun intended) trying to hedge her bets about living. I see your point (wanders insecurely off to find a mirror........) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,390 Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Miracle Aligner said: I'll be more than happy if people start measuring in horizontal fridges... I'm just waiting for the day where my sat nav starts saying "After 300 fridges, turn left" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miracle Aligner 249 Posted May 24, 2020 Even the Daily Mail are gunning for Cummings. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,390 Posted May 25, 2020 This caught my eye on Betfair earlier. Worth a flutter for 50/1? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,390 Posted May 25, 2020 This thing with Cummings is a car crash. A laughable car crash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted May 25, 2020 He is a stumbling, mumbling fucktard that gives not one fuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted May 25, 2020 Can we all just call him Cuntings instead? I think that’s a much more apt name for him... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted May 25, 2020 All these Cummings and goings and he’s still not gone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,390 Posted May 25, 2020 If he wasn’t confident he could drive safely, why did he put his 4-year-old in the car with him and drive for an hour to Barnard fucking castle? Why is none of this trip to Durham in either his or his wife’s Spectator columns? Why is feeling a bit ill and having a child to worry about such an ‘exceptional circumstance’ when tens or hundreds of thousands have gone through exactly the same thing? Why was Johnson only told any of this yesterday? (obvs that’s bollocks) Why did he go back to work when his wife had clear symptoms of the virus? He mentions many media reports of him being fake - which ones? What ABBA song was it he was caught dancing to in his parents garden? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted May 25, 2020 Barnard Castle is a place, not a castle. I heard one of the reporters call it Castle Barnard earlier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miracle Aligner 249 Posted May 25, 2020 8 minutes ago, Grim Up North said: Barnard Castle is a place, not a castle. I heard one of the reporters call it Castle Barnard earlier. It's both the name of the town and the castle in the town, Either way, Cummings is convincing no-one and should resign. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted May 25, 2020 He admitted that he made no attempt at all to see if anyone closer to home could look after his son if (big IF) he and his wife were both too ill. He expects us to believe that he drove 260 miles non-stop wiith a 4 year old in the car, yet this same 4 year old needed the toilet during a 30 minute drive. I don't believe a word that comes out of his mouth. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,390 Posted May 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Toast said: He admitted that he made no attempt at all to see if anyone closer to home could look after his son if (big IF) he and his wife were both too ill. He expects us to believe that he drove 260 miles non-stop wiith a 4 year old in the car, yet this same 4 year old needed the toilet during a 30 minute drive. I don't believe a word that comes out of his mouth. Yep. I've never heard such drivel in all my life. And the fact that he'll keep his job after all this is sickening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted May 25, 2020 46 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Yep. I've never heard such drivel in all my life. And the fact that he'll keep his job after all this is sickening. Be honest, who expected anything different? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted May 25, 2020 If he was scared by threats before, he needs to be very very scared now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
