YoungWillz 21,023 Posted June 29, 2015 Statement posted on official website: "Joni did in fact suffer an aneurysm. However, details that have emerged in the past few days are mostly speculative. The truth is that Joni is speaking, and she's speaking well. She is not walking yet, but she will be in the near future as she is undergoing daily therapies. She is resting comfortably in her own home and she's getting better each day. A full recovery is expected." http://jonimitchell.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted June 29, 2015 Statement posted on official website: "Joni did in fact suffer an aneurysm. However, details that have emerged in the past few days are mostly speculative. The truth is that Joni is speaking, and she's speaking well. She is not walking yet, but she will be in the near future as she is undergoing daily therapies. She is resting comfortably in her own home and she's getting better each day. A full recovery is expected. All your base are now belong to us." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,637 Posted June 29, 2015 Statement posted on official website: "Joni did in fact suffer an aneurysm. However, details that have emerged in the past few days are mostly speculative. The truth is that Joni is speaking, and she's speaking well. She is not walking yet, but she will be in the near future as she is undergoing daily therapies. She is resting comfortably in her own home and she's getting better each day. A full recovery is expected." http://jonimitchell.com/ So, she's quit smoking then? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,023 Posted June 29, 2015 Statement posted on official website: "Joni did in fact suffer an aneurysm. However, details that have emerged in the past few days are mostly speculative. The truth is that Joni is speaking, and she's speaking well. She is not walking yet, but she will be in the near future as she is undergoing daily therapies. She is resting comfortably in her own home and she's getting better each day. A full recovery is expected." http://jonimitchell.com/ So, she's quit smoking then? She certainly hasn't mentioned anything about it to David Crosby.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,568 Posted July 8, 2015 Conflicting information in this BBC report Also another of those 'long term friend' references Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,531 Posted July 8, 2015 Conflicting information in this BBC report Also another of those 'long term friend' references I'm dubious about the claim that she'll make a full recovery. I think she'll have a relapse early next year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,568 Posted July 8, 2015 Conflicting information in this BBC report Also another of those 'long term friend' references I'm dubious about the claim that she'll make a full recovery. I think she'll have a relapse early next year. It sounds wildly optimistic. If they had said something like "It is a slow process but she hopes to make a full recovery" I would probably be more reassured than the everything is wonderful which suggest she might die next week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,637 Posted July 8, 2015 Conflicting information in this BBC report Also another of those 'long term friend' references I'm dubious about the claim that she'll make a full recovery. I think she'll have a relapse early next year. It sounds wildly optimistic. If they had said something like "It is a slow process but she hopes to make a full recovery" I would probably be more reassured than the everything is wonderful which suggest she might die next week. This could be folk rock's Zsa Zsa unfolding in front of our eyes. What's conspicuous is the reliance on a long-term male friend and a lawyer, it's not like she's greatly surrounded by people who actually love her is it? There's also a fair amount of property and valuable copyrights at stake here. So, in the last case, she's nowt like Zsa Zsa, then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted July 8, 2015 Conflicting information in this BBC report Also another of those 'long term friend' references I'm dubious about the claim that she'll make a full recovery. I think she'll have a relapse early next year. It sounds wildly optimistic. If they had said something like "It is a slow process but she hopes to make a full recovery" I would probably be more reassured than the everything is wonderful which suggest she might die next week. This could be folk rock's Zsa Zsa unfolding in front of our eyes. What's conspicuous is the reliance on a long-term male friend and a lawyer, it's not like she's greatly surrounded by people who actually love her is it? There's also a fair amount of property and valuable copyrights at stake here. So, in the last case, she's nowt like Zsa Zsa, then. Is it definitely a male friend? I only read the BBC link, and they seem to have avoided the issue, which suggested to me that the writer wasn't sure. Leslie is usually the male spelling here in the UK, but it can be female in North America Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,568 Posted July 8, 2015 Conflicting information in this BBC report Also another of those 'long term friend' references I'm dubious about the claim that she'll make a full recovery. I think she'll have a relapse early next year. It sounds wildly optimistic. If they had said something like "It is a slow process but she hopes to make a full recovery" I would probably be more reassured than the everything is wonderful which suggest she might die next week. This could be folk rock's Zsa Zsa unfolding in front of our eyes. What's conspicuous is the reliance on a long-term male friend and a lawyer, it's not like she's greatly surrounded by people who actually love her is it? There's also a fair amount of property and valuable copyrights at stake here. So, in the last case, she's nowt like Zsa Zsa, then. Is it definitely a male friend? I only read the BBC link, and they seem to have avoided the issue, which suggested to me that the writer wasn't sure. Leslie is usually the male spelling here in the UK, but it can be female in the USA. I think I took the same reading of this I had thought that it was a female friend but then clocked the spelling when I reread it after MPFC''s post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted July 8, 2015 Conflicting information in this BBC report Also another of those 'long term friend' references not risking losing a hit she's going on my list if she surrives Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted July 8, 2015 Conflicting information in this BBC report Also another of those 'long term friend' references I'm dubious about the claim that she'll make a full recovery. I think she'll have a relapse early next year. It sounds wildly optimistic. If they had said something like "It is a slow process but she hopes to make a full recovery" I would probably be more reassured than the everything is wonderful which suggest she might die next week. This could be folk rock's Zsa Zsa unfolding in front of our eyes. What's conspicuous is the reliance on a long-term male friend and a lawyer, it's not like she's greatly surrounded by people who actually love her is it? There's also a fair amount of property and valuable copyrights at stake here. So, in the last case, she's nowt like Zsa Zsa, then. Is it definitely a male friend? I only read the BBC link, and they seem to have avoided the issue, which suggested to me that the writer wasn't sure. Leslie is usually the male spelling here in the UK, but it can be female in the USA. I think I took the same reading of this I had thought that it was a female friend but then clocked the spelling when I reread it after MPFC''s post. Yes, it's just that I know a woman called Leslie (sic) who is from New York. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted July 8, 2015 I can confirm the sad news that Joni Mitchell is dying and there is no longer any hope for her recovery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,637 Posted July 8, 2015 I can confirm the sad news that Joni Mitchell is dying and there is no longer any hope for her recovery Not wanting to piss on your parade or owt, but... That fact applies to the whole human race. Can you not be a bit more specific, like, do I pick her as my DDP joker next year, or summat? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted July 10, 2015 Private Eye mentioned that the University of Lincoln hosted an "International Symposium on Joni Mitchell" last week. Enthusiasts from far and wide came to present their papers... Oh Borderline’: 21st century Joni Mitchell and the ageing ‘ravaged’ voice as a site of Queer resistance (this won a place in PE's Pseud's Corner) Integrating the Work of Joni Mitchell in Psychotherapy. The early songs of Joni Mitchell and their impact on a child living on a 1960s English council estate in Lincolnshire. 'Here’s a man and a woman sitting on a rock’: Joni Mitchell and irritable feminism. Literate to the Literal: Joni Mitchell as a Comic Muse. It's a shame we didn't know about this beforehand as there was an open invitation to submit papers. I would have come up with: 'Put away that D.D.T. now': The relevance of Joni Mitchell's contemporary health when critically analysed from a deadpooling perspective 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,637 Posted July 10, 2015 Private Eye mentioned that the University of Lincoln hosted an "International Symposium on Joni Mitchell" last week. Enthusiasts from far and wide came to present their papers... Oh Borderline’: 21st century Joni Mitchell and the ageing ‘ravaged’ voice as a site of Queer resistance (this won a place in PE's Pseud's Corner) Integrating the Work of Joni Mitchell in Psychotherapy. The early songs of Joni Mitchell and their impact on a child living on a 1960s English council estate in Lincolnshire. 'Here’s a man and a woman sitting on a rock’: Joni Mitchell and irritable feminism. Literate to the Literal: Joni Mitchell as a Comic Muse. It's a shame we didn't know about this beforehand as there was an open invitation to submit papers. I would have come up with: 'Put away that D.D.T. now': The relevance of Joni Mitchell's contemporary health when critically analysed from a deadpooling perspective Both Sides Now; Folk rock's loss is dead pooling's gain 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,977 Posted October 17, 2015 http://www.nme.com/news/joni-mitchell/89063 Her friend and fellow folk musician Judy Collins posted on her facebook page that Joni is now walking,talking and painting again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Book 3,549 Posted November 7, 2015 Happy Birthday, get well soon! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,568 Posted August 22, 2016 Joni goes to a music concert. Either it is a slow news day or the BBC have played her as a joker in their DDP team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,337 Posted October 11, 2017 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4963414/Joni-Mitchell-reveals-battle-Morgellons-syndrome.html More on Joni's health here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CastAway 488 Posted October 11, 2017 14 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4963414/Joni-Mitchell-reveals-battle-Morgellons-syndrome.html More on Joni's health here. Isn't Morgellon's the made up alien disease? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted October 11, 2017 11 minutes ago, RishCast said: Isn't Morgellon's the made up alien disease? Yes, it's widely believed to be a psychological, rather than a physical illness and is also known as delusion of parasitosis. Either way it can be incredibly debilitating, but it is never fatal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,337 Posted November 7, 2017 Happy Birthday to Joni! The music legend is 74 today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prophet 251 Posted January 1, 2018 Worst Pick 2018. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted January 1, 2018 Nah, Gazza and Ronnie Wood are easily worse picks than Mitchell. She's not that bad of a bet tbh. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
