Donald J Trump

[Joey Russ 7,220]

Republican Justin Amash from Michigan says that Trump committed an impeachable offense. I doubt Pelosi will budge however (and even if she does, no way Trump gets indicted in the senate)...

[YoungWillz 21,044]

Well, the Beeb have been fawning and yawing over the touchdown of Trump at Buck House. I mean, they are firing 82 guns and still missing the toddler in chief.

 

Then on comes Simon Schama and reads him his character. Absolutely hilarious, says he will almost certainly be participating in protests, ha!

 

An unindicted criminal invited by a pointless incompetent lame duck PM. You think he's here to memoralise the D-Day veterans? Not a bit of it, more publicity for his re-election campaign. I haven't seen anything from Trump that doesn't glorify himself above everything else. Our "special relationship" faltered as long ago as the Falklands and in any event is done through other channels.

 

Hope he is off our green and pleasant land as soon as possible.

[Toast 16,138]

Why was his Mrs dressed as a stewardess when she got off the plane?

 

[CastAway 488]

4 hours ago, Toast said:

Why was his Mrs dressed as a stewardess when she got off the plane?

 

I want to say something about airplanes and stewardesses, but I'm trying to avert the nightmares that would give me

[YoungWillz 21,044]

Halibut is on the menu for the State Banquet this evening.

 

Ironic, given his Halibut travel ban and his criticism of the Halibut London Mayor.

[Grim Up North 3,725]

1 hour ago, YoungWillz said:

Halibut is on the menu for the State Banquet this evening.

 

Ironic, given his Halibut travel ban and his criticism of the Halibut London Mayor.

 

Beautifully crafted - well done, I salute your comedy skills. 

[JQW 281]

Hmm, interesting!

 

VP Mike Pence has cancelled a scheduled visit to New Hampshire for cited "emergency" reasons, and has headed back to Washington DC. Now why would that be? 

[YoungWillz 21,044]

20 minutes ago, JQW said:

Hmm, interesting!

 

VP Mike Pence has cancelled a scheduled visit to New Hampshire for cited "emergency" reasons, and has headed back to Washington DC. Now why would that be? 

I'm guessing here, but could it be they need his freshly laundered hoods and sheets for a GOP meeting?

[YoungWillz 21,044]

Ok so we think the Americans love their vehicles and guns.

 

But a parade of weaponry and tanks on your national holiday, before your President and ruling cabal (no political opposition invited I understand) at a cost of millions followed by a diktat speech from your glorious leader? Come on, you really are beginning to look like a lot of commies.

 

What's next? Lock up the Democrats? Non-white ethnic cleansing?

 

All this from a man who nature blessed with the right size hands for his mastubatory self-aggrandisement.

 

Happy 4th July, comrades!

[the_engineer 1,415]

Some of these people have come from Singapore Ivanka. 

 

I gorged on KFC and drove to delware barefoot. 

 

God bless Uber Partridge. 

[runebomme 377]

10 minutes ago, the_engineer said:

Some of these people have come from Singapore Ivanka. 

 

I gorged on KFC and drove to delware barefoot. 

 

God bless Uber Partridge. 

I had my first KFC delivered last week

[the_engineer 1,415]

11 hours ago, runebomme said:

I had my first KFC delivered last week

 

I keep forgetting you can get KFC and McDonald's delivered now. 

[Joey Russ 7,220]

We all know Donald Trump is a really dumb guy, but you ever read a comment by him and think “wow, that’s even really dumb for him?” Well, one just happened.

[gcreptile 10,970]

12 hours ago, Joey Russ said:

We all know Donald Trump is a really dumb guy, but you ever read a comment by him and think “wow, that’s even really dumb for him?” Well, one just happened.

He probably thinks Sharknado was a documentary. 

[DeathClock 379]

Congratules Poland for being invaded by Nazi’s 50 years ago.

[maryportfuncity 10,646]

7 hours ago, DeathClock said:

Congratules Poland for being invaded by Nazi’s 50 years ago.

 

 

Yeah,

 

what have the Nazis ever done for us...?

 

Well, there's the roads, all those miles of railway track and the tourists going to the old concentration camps!

[Toast 16,138]

8 hours ago, DeathClock said:

Congratules Poland for being invaded by Nazi’s 50 years ago.

 

Might need to check that Clock.

[Paul Bearer 6,101]

14 hours ago, DeathClock said:

Congratules Poland for being invaded by Nazi’s 50 years ago.

Again? 

[Deathray 2,940]

On 09/11/2018 at 16:41, Jeremy Corbyn said:

Donald Trump won't win a second term - you heard it here first 

 

Whilst I normally respect the good gentlemen whose raised this point, it is with a heavy heart that I find his resignation to such a fete a bit defeatist. He should be seeking to strengthening the position of our naturally ally for the socialist utopia, Bernie Sanders in his 2020 campaign bid as he's the only honest and decent man who has the opportunity to turf out the charlatan President of the United States.

[Jeremy Corbyn 89]

2 hours ago, Kinnock said:

 

Whilst I normally respect the good gentlemen whose raised this point, it is with a heavy heart that I find his resignation to such a fete a bit defeatist. He should be seeking to strengthening the position of our naturally ally for the socialist utopia, Bernie Sanders in his 2020 campaign bid as he's the only honest and decent man who has the opportunity to turf out the charlatan President of the United States.

I am indeed fully behind Mr Sanders

[Deathray 2,940]

7 minutes ago, Jeremy Corbyn said:

 I am indeed fully behind Mr Sanders

 

Excellent can you also confirm once you get Royal Assent for this bill you'll vote for a GE?

[JQW 281]

Oh do go away, you pair of tedious sock puppets.

[Joey Russ 7,220]

Just now, JQW said:

Oh do go away, you pair of tedious sock puppets.

Kinnock isn’t a sock puppet, it’s Deathray changing his name and profile picture. 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

3 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

Kinnock isn’t a sock puppet, it’s Deathray changing his name and profile picture. 

Tbf, the only sock Deathers knows about is the one he wanks into.

[maryportfuncity 10,646]