YoungWillz 19,155 Posted May 4, 2016 Cruz withdraws, Trump guaranteed nomination. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,605 Posted May 4, 2016 I wonder now that Cruz is gone will Delusional Kasich also decide to call it quits? Meanwhile, Sanders has now pulled ahead and stayed ahead for a while. He's leading by more than 5% and it looks like he will probably win. Still not positive, though, as many Clinton-favored counties haven't been counted yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,782 Posted May 4, 2016 Cruz withdraws, Trump guaranteed nomination. He had one job, to get us all a nice brokered convention, and he couldn't even do that. What a disappointing human being. Hilary should start editing her inaugeration speech. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,605 Posted May 4, 2016 Sanders officially wins Democratic race, 53% to 47%. Next stop: West Virginia for Democrats and Republicans, plus Nebraska for Republicans only, a week from now - May 10th. West Virginia be weird as fuck. 2 polls from February-ish show different results. One shows Sanders with a huge lead, the other Clinton with a huge lead. So it's a mystery. With Cruz out, West Virginia and Nebraska are obviously going to Trump. If Cruz were still in, West Virginia would have gone to Trump anyway, but Nebraska probably to Cruz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,486 Posted May 4, 2016 Sanders officially wins Democratic race, 53% to 47%. Next stop: West Virginia for Democrats and Republicans, plus Nebraska for Republicans only, a week from now - May 10th. West Virginia be weird as fuck. 2 polls from February-ish show different results. One shows Sanders with a huge lead, the other Clinton with a huge lead. So it's a mystery. With Cruz out, West Virginia and Nebraska are obviously going to Trump. If Cruz were still in, West Virginia would have gone to Trump anyway, but Nebraska probably to Cruz. And there was Cruz saying he was in it until the bitter end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted May 4, 2016 Cruz withdraws, Trump guaranteed nomination. He had one job, to get us all a nice brokered convention, and he couldn't even do that. What a disappointing human being. Hilary should start editing her inaugeration speech. I dunno, has she finished learning Arabic yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted May 4, 2016 “In a stunning upset, Leicester City has clinched the Republican nomination for President.” 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,486 Posted May 4, 2016 After announcing that he's dropping out of the Presidential race, Cruz elbows and punches Heidi in the face http://gawker.com/failed-candidate-ted-cruz-elbows-wife-in-face-1774591248 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,390 Posted May 4, 2016 Kasich will be suspending his campaign as well. *crickets chirp* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,486 Posted May 4, 2016 Kasich will be suspending his campaign as well. *crickets chirp* At least Kasich won't elbow his wife in the face when people console him. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,908 Posted May 4, 2016 Considering how awful Trump and Clinton's approval ratings are now and they haven't even begun attacking each other I wonder if this leaves the door open for Libertarian Gary Johnson to cash in his Money In The Bank briefcase. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,486 Posted May 4, 2016 Considering how awful Trump and Clinton's approval ratings are now and they haven't even begun attacking each other I wonder if this leaves the door open for Libertarian Gary Johnson to cash in his Money In The Bank briefcase. They've been attacking each other. Just not as much as their rivals from the same parties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,160 Posted May 4, 2016 Im certainly seeing a 'President Trump welcomes UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson to the Whitehouse' scenario................ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,486 Posted May 4, 2016 Im certainly seeing a 'President Trump welcomes UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson to the Whitehouse' scenario................ How about "President Trump meets London Mayor Sadiq Khan after Khan refused entry to the US" 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,160 Posted May 4, 2016 Im certainly seeing a 'President Trump welcomes UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson to the Whitehouse' scenario................ How about "President Trump meets London Mayor Sadiq Khan after Khan refused entry to the US" Well Trump COULD be banned from entering the UK so where should they meet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,486 Posted May 4, 2016 Im certainly seeing a 'President Trump welcomes UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson to the Whitehouse' scenario................ How about "President Trump meets London Mayor Sadiq Khan after Khan refused entry to the US" Well Trump COULD be banned from entering the UK so where should they meet? I very much doubt they'll ban him. They could always meet him in his cell after he's convicted of genocide Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted May 4, 2016 However the current polls don't bode well for the Donald http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/05/04/upshot/electoral-map-trump-clinton.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=g-artboard%20g-artboard-v3%20&module=b-lede-package-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,486 Posted May 4, 2016 However the current polls don't bode well for the Donald http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/05/04/upshot/electoral-map-trump-clinton.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=g-artboard%20g-artboard-v3%20&module=b-lede-package-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0 He likes the Rasmussen poll, which puts him 2% ahead of Hillary. And I believe the margin of error is somewhere between 2-3% Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,882 Posted May 4, 2016 Im certainly seeing a 'President Trump welcomes UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson to the Whitehouse' scenario................ How about "President Trump meets London Mayor Sadiq Khan after Khan refused entry to the US" Well Trump COULD be banned from entering the UK so where should they meet? The German spa town of Bad Hersfeld sounds appropriate. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,026 Posted May 4, 2016 Considering how awful Trump and Clinton's approval ratings are now and they haven't even begun attacking each other I wonder if this leaves the door open for Libertarian Gary Johnson to cash in his Money In The Bank briefcase. You're not the only one wondering. Failing that America is likely to discover tactical voting with loads of people who don't like either candidate simply going for the less obnoxious (in their eyes) to stop the one they really hate. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,699 Posted May 4, 2016 I haven't really been following this story. Is Donald Trump going to be President then? He's a bit of a cock, isn't he? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,017 Posted May 5, 2016 I haven't really been following this story. Is Donald Trump going to be President then? He's a bit of a cock, isn't he? I haven't really been following this story. Is Donald Trump going to be President then? He's a bit of a cock, isn't he? Hoping he gets in now so when Canada says how good looking their leader is, we can say yes but we have a bigger cock. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted May 5, 2016 I haven't really been following this story. Is Donald Trump going to be President then? He's a bit of a cock, isn't he? They have to have an election where everyone gets to vote and the losing side then claim it was stolen and they have to reclaim the country from the thieves. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,882 Posted May 5, 2016 I haven't really been following this story. Is Donald Trump going to be President then? He's a bit of a cock, isn't he? This is pretty much where I am with this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 891 Posted May 5, 2016 I haven't really been following this story. Is Donald Trump going to be President then? He's a bit of a cock, isn't he? Odds are that Hillary will win the general election not Trump. I agree with your comment on Trump but decorum forbids me from labeling Clinton. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
