Toast 16,063 Posted February 4, 2018 I think she's part Chinese through her mother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,069 Posted February 4, 2018 That escalated quickly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,414 Posted February 5, 2018 On 2/4/2018 at 01:58, Toast said: I think she's part Chinese through her mother. yea Chinese / Malaysian . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted February 5, 2018 God that poem. That’s 5 mins of life I’ll never get back. Much prefer Lie on your back Heals to Jesus Think of handbags Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,063 Posted February 5, 2018 44 minutes ago, philheybrookbay said: God that poem. That’s 5 mins of life I’ll never get back. Much prefer Lie on your back Heals to Jesus Think of handbags This is something that always gets up my nose. While prose can include some 'poetic' phrases, splitting up a piece of prose into uneven lines does not make it a poem. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,397 Posted February 5, 2018 There's Toast, dismissing in one sentence the only form of poetry I can write. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,063 Posted February 5, 2018 There's nothing wrong with a good prose piece. No need to dismember it in the cause of "poetry". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,397 Posted February 5, 2018 Tbf I feel the same about a good bed and the cause of art, but hell if I got a Tracy Emin sized check I'd probably change my opinions very quickly too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,717 Posted February 5, 2018 1 hour ago, philheybrookbay said: God that poem. That’s 5 mins of life I’ll never get back. Much prefer Lie on your back Heals to Jesus Think of handbags Okay I admit it, this is bothering me. I presume that this is instructions to a woman from a man. Also I presume that the word 'heals' is simply atrocious spelling and the correct word intended is 'heels'. But then I imagine being a woman lying on her back trying to point her heels at Jesus (who again I presume is in heaven) and I worry that my wife is simply not flexible enough. (plus I presume that in the final line the reference to handbags the intention is not to link the fact that the bottom of a handbag has more germs on it than a dog's anus). So much to think about in three lines it's ruining my afternoon at work. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,352 Posted February 6, 2018 On 04/02/2018 at 00:03, the_engineer said: So basically she and her husband had sex in a field . Essentially, yeah. Or, to try and put it slightly more clearly in Leah's inimitable prosy style: I was lying in my Shaman friend's tipi enrobed in rags stylish looking like a fucking 15th century clairvoyant then he came in found me composing my shit told me impassioned let's perform carnal happy fun times neath the scintillating night sky stars glistening glimmering dancing spectating the bloody perverts behold we connect like Katie Hopkins that time with her ex in that field fear rises in my belly hoping no one nearby is brandishing a camera 4 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,939 Posted February 12, 2018 A couple of interesting new statements from her: https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/terminally-ill-emmerdale-actress-leah-12012763 Edit: Also, interesting comments below. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThePrematureBurial 224 Posted February 15, 2018 On 12.02.2018 at 19:49, gcreptile said: A couple of interesting new statements from her: https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/terminally-ill-emmerdale-actress-leah-12012763 Edit: Also, interesting comments below. She was only eligible for a targeted drug thanks to her Chinese heritage on her mother's side? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,328 Posted February 15, 2018 10 hours ago, ThePrematureBurial said: She was only eligible for a targeted drug thanks to her Chinese heritage on her mother's side? Probably just means that a specific targeted cancer drug was known to work especially well and better on people of direct or close chinese or Asian descent. Some drugs are like that and work better on people of specific ethnic backgrounds scientists are starting to understand. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,616 Posted February 15, 2018 9 hours ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: Probably just means that a specific targeted cancer drug was known to work especially well and better on people of direct or close chinese or Asian descent. Some drugs are like that and work better on people of specific ethnic backgrounds scientists are starting to understand. Aye, well it makes a pleasant change from being targetted by violent racists, eh? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThePrematureBurial 224 Posted February 16, 2018 13 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Aye, well it makes a pleasant change from being targetted by violent racists, eh? Violent racists: British people who are paying contributions for a drug they're not eligible to get? Incredible, how quickly people play the race card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,397 Posted February 16, 2018 Yes, because the history of medicine is that medical techniques found to work on any sub-section of society have never been developed further. Hence why most of us are still dying of smallpox. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,414 Posted February 17, 2018 Its just starting to creep into the surprised she is still going Territory. Is it true she has had no chemo aswell? Honest think she will outlive tessa jowell now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,942 Posted February 17, 2018 She's been on chemo once it was determined the targeted therapies weren't working. Pretty sure she'd be dead by now otherwise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,717 Posted March 4, 2018 Starting to sound a bit more pessimistic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadpool 165 Posted March 4, 2018 6 hours ago, Grim Up North said: Starting to sound a bit more pessimistic I give her a couple of months maximum. There is gonna be another hit for the deathlist and then she will follow after. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,616 Posted March 4, 2018 10 hours ago, Grim Up North said: Starting to sound a bit more pessimistic "Too painful to look forward" She sounds like a Carlisle United supporter 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,210 Posted March 8, 2018 Reveals fear of leaving daughters behind... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,282 Posted March 8, 2018 11 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: Reveals fear of leaving daughters behind... A definite loss of optimism here.I reckon she was told she had 18 months in September 2016. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,063 Posted March 8, 2018 Here's the latest blog entry that those tabloid articles were cobbled together from. https://somethingbeginningwithc.com/2018/02/24/death-and-the-elephant/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,352 Posted March 8, 2018 Quote And try saying to yourself: I deserve to live. I deserve life. I am worthy of love. I am loved. Take as often as required!!!!! And go tell someone you love them, starting with yourself. I’ll go first: I love you. Now pass it on. Namaste – a thousand blessings. I tried it. People around me thought otherwise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites