New Here And Just Saying Hello

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Have I missed something here? Why would someone with 6 posts be made a moderator?

[Cadie 11]

Deathlist is going corporate and outsourcing to independent marketing experts. When the shares are traded and it's taken public you'll be well rewarded for your tales about your bowel movements, it'll be fine. Really.

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[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

4 minutes ago, Cadie said:

Deathlist is going corporate and outsourcing to independent marketing experts. When the shares are traded and it's taken public you'll be well rewarded for your tales about your bowel movements, it'll be fine. Really.

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So, lets get this straight.

If I keep mentioning that I have a cock the size of a toothpick, eventually, it will make me wealthy?

I'm up for that!!!

[Dis Pater 2]

2 hours ago, charon said:

Lol more than you'd know. Even a mod was a mumsnet invader back in the day and signed up to p+b (not sparkling brook or the pretend one, no tit pics)

 

Tis a scot heavy forum chomp.

Are we that feckin' miserable then. 

Brook wasnae braw right enough.

[Cadie 11]

You are here from P&B Sir and I claim my five pounds.

[charon 4,943]

TITS or it didn't happen...

[MDavidSteel 15]

Lard, maybe the internet world works like the real world sometimes?

So if this person was new here, even then, said person may have good experience on some other forums/site as global mod/admin and they thought "this is someone we need on our team over here"

you know, just like getting a high posistion in a company due to experience (even if its your first day there)

[Cadie 11]

12 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

So, lets get this straight.

If I keep mentioning that I have a cock the size of a toothpick, eventually, it will make me wealthy?

I'm up for that!!!

But you already do! It's your USP.

And yes David you've nailed it. That's exactly what happened. That and the six figure retention fee. 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

8 minutes ago, Cadie said:

But you already do! It's your USP.

And yes David you've nailed it. That's exactly what happened.

USP? Unfeasibly Small Penis?

Yes, yes i have!!

[Cadie 11]

And that, right there, is why I'm updating my spreadsheet on your key performance indicators. Good work. Carry on.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

15 hours ago, MDavidSteel said:

Lard, maybe the internet world works like the real world sometimes?

So if this person was new here, even then, said person may have good experience on some other forums/site as global mod/admin and they thought "this is someone we need on our team over here"

you know, just like getting a high posistion in a company due to experience (even if its your first day there)

In all honesty I don’t really give a fuck, I just wondered what I’d missed whereby somebody with hardly any posts and therefore no real forum presence is all of a sudden able to lock shit threads left, right and centre. I suppose, using your analogy, it’s like you being at work with five gold stars attached to your name badge, and then someone comes in who you’ve never seen before in your life with one measly star on their badge, and they start telling you what time you can take your McShit break. 

[msc 18,441]

Well, three options:

 

1. It's a forum joke.

2. It's someone known to the admin.

3. It's someone you know under a new name.

 

 

[Toast 16,139]

42 minutes ago, msc said:

Well, three options:

 

1. It's a forum joke.

2. It's someone known to the admin.

3. It's someone you know under a new name.

 

 

4.  It's Mrs msc.

[msc 18,441]

1 minute ago, Toast said:

4.  It's Mrs msc.

 

Oh that's right, the wife joins and gets immediately promoted over my head!

 

 

[Paul Bearer 6,101]

2 minutes ago, msc said:

 

Oh that's right, the wife joins and gets immediately promoted over my head!

 

 

We can arrange that ;-)

[Toast 16,139]

1 hour ago, msc said:

3. It's someone you know under a new name.

 

Right, well, what can we deduce?

 

1.  It's somebody who watches Outlander.

[Achelous 61]

Strange times indeed.

[Cadie 11]

Yes, congratulations to you Achelous! I didn't lock that thread btw just wanted to see if I could post in it after someone else did.

[Boudicca 702]

Achelous are you sure you don't want to exercise your new mod powers?  It's New Year newbie time so there are a few new people starting rubbish threads you could practice on 

[Deathray 2,940]

Why do we have two brand new users with mod powers? What the fuck is going on?

[Joey Russ 7,223]

2 minutes ago, Deathray said:

Why do we have two brand new users with mod powers? What the fuck is going on?

At least I’m not one of them. 

[Deathray 2,940]

Just now, Joey Russ said:

At least I’m not one of them. 

 

you ain't no brand new poster your a spammer.

[Achelous 61]

4 minutes ago, Deathray said:

Why do we have two brand new users with mod powers? What the fuck is going on?

I've been a member of this site for many years.  I've been promoted due to being extremely well connected, but rest assured I'm as easy going as the other mods and admin. Otherwise I would have picked you up on your unnecessarily vulgar language. 

 

As long as the Bovine Attacks thread is treated with respect, I doubt my elevation will make much difference in the grand scheme of things.

 

Achelous

[Boudicca 702]

I'm sure after that impassioned plea / mild threat that nobody will discuss the gender of aeroplanes or the weather in that sacred thread, ever. DLers don't do that sort of thing.

[Boudicca 702]

On 05/01/2018 at 14:19, Deathray said:

Why do we have two brand new users with mod powers? What the fuck is going on?

Late to the party as usual Deathers.  Achelous is a decent long term member worthy of elevation. Cadie has been a member since 2015 I think and sounds okay and if it's true she's a social media expert she seems to know her stuff ie Lardy always posting about her bowels, Cat being a flight tracking expert, LFN and his tales of being hung like a hamster and his passion for classic cars etc..and charon being, well, charon. She understands us.

I can only hope she takes us on to new and greater things! Who is a mere mod to question the decisions of the great admins? All I do usually is say is"no please don't ban X " (Usually MK who I have a soft spot for because he's from Cork )