RoverAndOut 4,756 Posted February 13, 2018 8 hours ago, msc said: Only three matches remain goalless. YWillz v Engineer, though surely some of their picks must be fairly doddery by now. And Deathray v Sir Creep. Where are those dead certs university presidents? And most surprising of all, Rover is still holding Spade to a draw. Surely I'm not going to have to get a coin out for a "penalty shootout" again? And if so, will Mrs msc mock the shit out of me again? Yes. Yes she will. Yes, yes I am. And I'm as astonished as anyone, let me tell you. Hoping for a Tsvangirai wonder goal Aguero-style in the last minute, but pleased I'm entering injury time for getting a money spinning replay. I rather imagine this is my current situation, now and for the remaining 15 days of February: 3 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 8,051 Posted February 13, 2018 7 hours ago, Grim Up North said: The interesting thing from a Cup perspective about Bill Crider was that he was on 7 teams but not on both teams in any one match. Could be a decisive death in a number of matches. GCR - is your team an intentional anagram of something? His team is a reference to a meme going on about, yes, eating Tide Pods. Wish I was joking, but I'm not. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,091 Posted February 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Death Impends said: His team is a reference to a meme going on about, yes, eating Tide Pods. Wish I was joking, but I'm not. Indeed, yes, thanks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,251 Posted February 14, 2018 Been running up and town the touchline directing the team. Now it is time to pull them off at half-time. Wait. I mean give them a severe dressing down. No, that still sounds a little pervy. They're going to get the full treatment...Oh good grief! *tries to think of a non-innuendo* *gives up* Happy Valentines Day... 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,268 Posted February 14, 2018 10 hours ago, RoverAndOut said: Yes, yes I am. And I'm as astonished as anyone, let me tell you. Hoping for a Tsvangirai wonder goal Aguero-style in the last minute, but pleased I'm entering injury time for getting a money spinning replay. I rather imagine this is my current situation, now and for the remaining 15 days of February: I’m afraid that didn’t last too long due to Henrik’s demise. Sorry Rover... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,653 Posted February 14, 2018 I am thinking of providing half time oranges for the team. Now where is that syringe full of mercury? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,771 Posted February 14, 2018 15 hours ago, Death Impends said: His team is a reference to a meme going on about, yes, eating Tide Pods. Wish I was joking, but I'm not. Haha - well you live and learn - didn't even know what a tide pod was never mind that people were killing themselves by eating them. Thanks for the education! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,558 Posted February 14, 2018 Prince Henrik's death means Rover's valiant defence has been breached right on the brink of half time. Harsh luck, but some pundits will say 45th minute is the best time to take the lead. They are wrong of course, it's the 94th minute. However, Spade moves ahead in the quest to take on DDT in Round 2. Also, last year Sean went out in Round 1 which was rather a significant underachievement. Now he takes a 6 point lead at the halfway point. 1. Charon (Unrepentant) vs Maryportfuncity (Inter Youngboys FC) 3-0 2. Pedro (Trottingbum Hotsores) vs The Dead Cow 3-10 3. Young Willz (Glasgow Ron Weasley Ed Sheeran Slash Fanfiction Thistle Wanderers United) vs The Engineer 0-0 4. Grim Up North (Going Going GUN) vs Yorkshire Banker 6-3 5. Msc vs Wormfarmer 3-0 6. Spade Cooley (Great Railway Journeys with Hughie Gallacher and Robert Enke) vs Roverandout 3-0 7. Joey Russ vs Garn (Video Assistant Reaper) 7-0 8. Bibliogryphon (Bye Bye Biblio) vs Phantom of the Midway (AKA Rad Guy) 0-6 9. Sean (Shaun of the Dead’s Magical Funeral Parlour) vs Fixed Business (Business Fixed) 6-0 10. Gcreptile (The eaten tide pods) vs John Key 7-3 11. Deathray (First In, First Out and Never Invited to an Orgy Again) vs Sir Creep (The Month-to-Month Tenants) 0-0 12. Captain Chorizo vs Book (Never Heard of Soccer) 3-0 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,558 Posted February 14, 2018 Morgan Tsvangirai dead. Honestly, if you want a 20/20 DDP team, just get me to give their health a seal of approval. Anyhow, Mugabe outlives another, and 3 teams score. Sean and The Dead Cow have comfortable leads, whereas ROVER HAS EQUALISED!!!! You know poor old Fixed Business is going to come online later and wonder what the hell happened. 1. Charon (Unrepentant) vs Maryportfuncity (Inter Youngboys FC) 3-0 2. Pedro (Trottingbum Hotsores) vs The Dead Cow 3-13 3. Young Willz (Glasgow Ron Weasley Ed Sheeran Slash Fanfiction Thistle Wanderers United) vs The Engineer 0-0 4. Grim Up North (Going Going GUN) vs Yorkshire Banker 6-3 5. Msc vs Wormfarmer 3-0 6. Spade Cooley (Great Railway Journeys with Hughie Gallacher and Robert Enke) vs Roverandout 3-3 7. Joey Russ vs Garn (Video Assistant Reaper) 7-0 8. Bibliogryphon (Bye Bye Biblio) vs Phantom of the Midway (AKA Rad Guy) 0-6 9. Sean (Shaun of the Dead’s Magical Funeral Parlour) vs Fixed Business (Business Fixed) 9-0 10. Gcreptile (The eaten tide pods) vs John Key 7-3 11. Deathray (First In, First Out and Never Invited to an Orgy Again) vs Sir Creep (The Month-to-Month Tenants) 0-0 12. Captain Chorizo vs Book (Never Heard of Soccer) 3-0 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 8,051 Posted February 14, 2018 Sean is shaping up to be this year's most improved Cup player. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,268 Posted February 14, 2018 11 minutes ago, msc said: ROVER HAS EQUALISED!!!! If no one else goes, he would win since Tsvangirai was younger than Henrik... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pedro67 234 Posted February 14, 2018 On 04/02/2018 at 14:34, Pedro67 said: Although one of my Deathfenders might have knocked an early one in, still think with 10 men, your Man city to my Brentford muddy field wanderers. Nice work Mr Cow. Appears the Hotsores are staying in the dressing room at half time, as they just cracked out the Havana's and some fine wines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,558 Posted February 14, 2018 43 minutes ago, Death Impends said: Sean is shaping up to be this year's most improved Cup player. Yeah, him heading out so early last year was a surprise tbh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,368 Posted February 14, 2018 52 minutes ago, Death Impends said: Sean is shaping up to be this year's most improved Cup player. Do I get a trophy?:p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,558 Posted February 14, 2018 You get a spot in the Second Round against Charon or Maryport if you win and that's reward enough. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted February 14, 2018 mine and youngwilllz match looks destined to go to penalties . Me being English we know how this story ends 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,558 Posted February 14, 2018 1 minute ago, the_engineer said: mine and youngwilllz match looks destined to go to penalties . Me being English we know how this story ends What, the Scottish ref rigs it for his fellow Thistle fan? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,251 Posted February 14, 2018 Well, we do know England's record on penalties.... So far this month I've had three hits in the Grammy Pool and one each in the Joker and Death By Numbers. Maybe I'm on a roll, maybe I've used up my luck elsewhere... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,756 Posted February 15, 2018 5 hours ago, msc said: Morgan Tsvangirai dead. Honestly, if you want a 20/20 DDP team, just get me to give their health a seal of approval. Anyhow, Mugabe outlives another, and 3 teams score. Sean and The Dead Cow have comfortable leads, whereas ROVER HAS EQUALISED!!!! 5 hours ago, Joey Russ said: If no one else goes, he would win since Tsvangirai was younger than Henrik... 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,251 Posted February 15, 2018 My team take wearily to the field. Pope Benedict is frail, not enough for a boot up the park, but frail enough to let in a goal. Doddy's poking away Tajima with his tickling stick and Greavesy is sitting the month out on the basis he's getting a testimonial in next year's Cup. My defence looks stout...too bloody stout... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBusiness 407 Posted February 15, 2018 9 hours ago, msc said: You know poor old Fixed Business is going to come online later and wonder what the hell happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,072 Posted February 15, 2018 I should advance on our nil-nil extravaganza cuz Morgan Tsv was my 1st alternate LOL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,091 Posted February 16, 2018 My 2017 pick Leo Cahill has died. I wonder how M Karunanidhi is doing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,771 Posted February 18, 2018 On 2/16/2018 at 23:10, gcreptile said: My 2017 pick Leo Cahill has died. I wonder how M Karunanidhi is doing... Ach - I spent (wasted) 15 - 30 mins of my life prior to submitting my team trying to find some sort of positive or negative info on Leo - in the end I couldn't find enough. I'm sure I wasn't alone! I guess that's the difficulty of the 4 week window - sometimes no information is exactly why you should be picking someone! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted February 18, 2018 On 2/14/2018 at 14:49, Pedro67 said: Nice work Mr Cow. Appears the Hotsores are staying in the dressing room at half time, as they just cracked out the Havana's and some fine wines. Mr. Cow doesn't sound right. Shouldn't it be Mrs. or Ms Cow? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
