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111-year-old senior pontiff of the Siddaganga Mutt seer Shivakumara Swami airlifted to Chennai from HAL airport in an air ambulance for further treatment. (DH Photo)

 

Looks good as usual.

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Karnataka government will pay Swami's medical expenses. Public money, mind you. That's Indian mentality.

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56 minutes ago, drol said:

Karnataka government will pay Swami's medical expenses. Public money, mind you. That's Indian mentality.

TBF, they can afford it.

The UK are giving them nearly £100 million in aid this year.

Medical expenses AND a space programme!:D

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4 hours ago, drol said:

111-year-old senior pontiff of the Siddaganga Mutt seer Shivakumara Swami airlifted to Chennai from HAL airport in an air ambulance for further treatment. (DH Photo)

 

Looks good as usual.

 

His face is actually starting to resemble ganesh's. I bet he's hiding a big wrinkly trunk under those blankets. That bald guy at the back I think copped an eyeful of it.

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Surgery was successful. Not clear when he will be discharged. Surely the oldest (or one of the oldest if he is lying about his age) men to receive liver bypass and gallbladder removal.

 

Next post tomorrow will be "discharged".

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Man gets sued for insulting Shivakumara Swami on Facebook.

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1 hour ago, drol said:

Man gets sued for insulting Shivakumara Swami on Facebook.

 

Sued for insulting that old stupid fuck?  

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8 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

 

Sued for insulting that old stupid fuck?  

Dude, are you sure you should be saying that? We might be sued too if they find out about us...

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Just now, Joey Russ said:

Dude, are you sure you should be saying that? We might be sued too if they find out about us...

You catch on fast 

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12 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

 

Sued for insulting that old stupid fuck?  

 

For legal reasons, that definitely didn't make me laugh

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BREAKING: Followers of Shivakumara Swami to sue Deathlist.net, citing the community's frequent mockery of his routine hospitalizations and its usage of derogatory insults such as "the Sri Sri guy".

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Someone should enter a team with the names of Sri Sri's 20 most rabid followers. They've probably formed some kind of suicide pact in the event of their God pegging it, although that might not happen within our lifetimes.

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6 hours ago, Clorox Bleachman said:

Someone should enter a team with the names of Sri Sri's 20 most rabid followers. They've probably formed some kind of suicide pact in the event of their God pegging it, although that might not happen within our lifetimes.

OK.  Joey.... now 19 more...

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1 minute ago, Sir Creep said:

OK.  Joey.... now 19 more...

a) You clearly missed the joke that I made, and b) I can’t be a DDP pick next year as I’m not 18 until April of next year. Wouldn’t be surprised if I was picked in 2020 though, ngl. 

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11 hours ago, Joey Russ said:

a) You clearly missed the joke that I made, and b) I can’t be a DDP pick next year as I’m not 18 until April of next year. Wouldn’t be surprised if I was picked in 2020 though, ngl. 

I can see the description now: 

"Russ, Joey"

Born April xx 2001 

Sir Creep punching bag

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Mine FB, 'mine'.

 

Not SC.

 

*born June 1964 is closer.

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Seer was shifted back to ICU this morning, officially to avoid visitors. Expected to be discharged in five days.

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Do you think he deserves his own thread? He is a legend of deadpooling after all.

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On 13/12/2018 at 22:29, Clorox Bleachman said:

Someone should enter a team with the names of Sri Sri's 20 most rabid followers. They've probably formed some kind of suicide pact in the event of their God pegging it, although that might not happen within our lifetimes.

 

 

Maybe its started....

 

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46573273

 

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Your Shivayogigalu Shatayushi Dr. Sri Sri Sri Shivakumara Swamigalu thread. No need for introductions, if you browse this forum you will know the man better than your mother. 

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Poor DI, think of the massive merge task you just set him!

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Time to merge most of his old posts. "Sri" is too short a word to get picked up by the forum search engine so it'll be a hell of challenge.

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Phew - think I've got all his posts merged in. Hadn't hit me I was the first to mention him in a standalone post (he was in several centenarian teams of msc's before that)!

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