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Right, my Round 3 team is in with Cat, even though it wont be needed (so its basically a 2 min all names off the forum job).

 

So, you can all send in teams for next round now.

 

Reminder, send it as a NEW PM.  I just deleted a bunch of PMs from Round 1 and 2 and after DrT-Gate you all know the score on those things.

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Tommy Donbavand isn’t going to die this month.

 

So My Cup hopes probably rest with John Starling.

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Bishop Quinn has died. I dunno who is more fucked off - me for dropping him late, or Heef, because that gives John Key the shock lead with unique points.

 

 

Round 2

1.       Rad Vs.  Yorkshire Banker 6-0

2.       Chorizo Vs. Grim Up North 9-6

3.       Clorox Vs. Alt Obits Guy 6-6

4.       Maryportfuncity Vs. The Quim Reaper 3-3

5.       DDT Vs. Death Impends 15-12

6.       The Dead Cow Vs. Deadsox 3-3

7.       Charon Vs. Engineer 3-0

8.       Deathray Vs. The Mad Hatter 3-6

9.       Gcreptile Vs. msc 16-9

10.   Joey Russ Vs.  Banana 15-22

11.   Sir Creep Vs. Spade Cooley 7-11

12.   Torva Messor Vs Dr T 15-3

13.   Bibliogryphon Vs. Book 0-6

14.   John Key Vs. Heef 4-3

15.   Young Willz Vs.  Pedro 0-3

16.   The Old Lady Vs. Boudicca. 0-0

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3 hours ago, msc said:

Right, my Round 3 team is in with Cat, even though it wont be needed (so its basically a 2 min all names off the forum job).

 

So, you can all send in teams for next round now.

 

Reminder, send it as a NEW PM.  I just deleted a bunch of PMs from Round 1 and 2 and after DrT-Gate you all know the score on those things.

 

I do agree that we all need a New PM

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Frank Grande (sports historian) has died and got a fucking QO! :o

 

Well, that's a stunner.

 

Probably more of one for Sir Creep.

 

Incidentally, Willz, any idea if Robert Reid (Thistle HOFer/historian) still lives? Fucking ancient last time I saw him at Firhill, which is going back a bit now.*

 

*Self-edit - answered my own question, still alive last year but was in hospital for a hip op. Presumably late 80s now.

 

Round 2

1.       Rad Vs.  Yorkshire Banker 6-0

2.       Chorizo Vs. Grim Up North 9-6

3.       Clorox Vs. Alt Obits Guy 6-6

4.       Maryportfuncity Vs. The Quim Reaper 3-3

5.       DDT Vs. Death Impends 15-12

6.       The Dead Cow Vs. Deadsox 3-3

7.       Charon Vs. Engineer 3-0

8.       Deathray Vs. The Mad Hatter 3-6

9.       Gcreptile Vs. msc 16-9

10.   Joey Russ Vs.  Banana 15-22

11.   Sir Creep Vs. Spade Cooley 7-15

12.   Torva Messor Vs Dr T 15-3

13.   Bibliogryphon Vs. Book 0-6

14.   John Key Vs. Heef 4-3

15.   Young Willz Vs.  Pedro 0-3

16.   The Old Lady Vs. Boudicca. 0-0

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On 22/03/2019 at 11:45, msc said:

Bishop Quinn has died. I dunno who is more fucked off - me for dropping him late, or Heef, because that gives John Key the shock lead with unique points.

 

I, of course, blame you. If you hadn't dropped him he'd only be worth 3 points and I'd still be ahead on age count back.

 

Anyway, I never trusted my former PM. I suspect his security team wouldn't be beyond knocking a few people off. I mean, it's a reasonably short leap from tugging waitresses' pony tails to having people bumped off... isn't it?

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10 hours ago, Heef said:

 

I, of course, blame you. If you hadn't dropped him he'd only be worth 3 points and I'd still be ahead on age count back.

 

Anyway, I never trusted my former PM. I suspect his security team wouldn't beyond knocking a few people off. I mean, it's a reasonably short leap from tugging waitresses' post tails to having people bumped off... isn't it?

I haven't minded any of our modern PM's that I've remembered in my lifetime. I feel like they all wanted the best for NZ and really did try, Helen Clark, John Key, Jacinda Ardern and even Bill English were all decent people. Jacinda feels special though, everything she does is an effortless political statement. 

 

I won't celebrate just yet, just before I thought I had no chance when it was 3-0! 

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3 hours ago, John Key said:

I haven't minded any of our modern PM's that I've remembered in my lifetime

I'd swap them for any that I've known and I don't even know yours.

Thatch, Major, Blair, Brown, Cameron, May. I don't even know where to start.

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On 01/03/2019 at 11:34, msc said:

 

My rules on allowable 110+ year olds are fairly clear and have few grey areas.

 

 

 

Last year I got really pissed off with all the fame criteria whinging, so made it much stricter this year hence Canning and Phelan and those NZ sisters missing out.

 

 

 

 

As gc posted I think, one of the NZ sisters has carked, and now Canning too.

 

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/social-affairs/pioneering-midwife-philomena-canning-dies-1.3836681?mode=amp

 

 

Surprised she didn't meet the criteria

 

** Not a whinge just 'im surprised'. If I hold on v The Engineer I'll need to be more careful.

 

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2 hours ago, charon said:

 

As gc posted I think, one of the NZ sisters has carked

 

:bat:

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Oops :)

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On 28/02/2019 at 10:25, msc said:

Oh yeah, round of applause to Dr T who got his team in yesterday to avoid a repeat of last time.

There goes my winning strategy.

 

Anyone else holding off on submitting a team because of the Whirlwind Reaporama from March 14 to March 18, suspecting their opponents will score with four-plus hits from March 27 to the end of the month?

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I will submit a team tomorrow but it looks like @Book has got the better of me.

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On 23/03/2019 at 11:14, En Passant said:

I'd swap them for any that I've known and I don't even know yours.

Thatch, Major, Blair, Brown, Cameron, May. I don't even know where to start.

 

A futile attempt to rank those five.

 

Brown

Blair

Major

Thatcher (despite being a morally reprehensible cunt she was a competent politician, which is more than can be said for: )

Cameron

May

 

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5 hours ago, Deathray said:

 

A futile attempt to rank those five.

 

Brown

Blair

Major

Thatcher (despite being a morally reprehensible cunt she was a competent politician, which is more than can be said for: )

Cameron

May

 

Read as: You hate the Tories, an age old British tradition from what I've heard. 

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16 hours ago, Torva Messor said:

There goes my winning strategy.

 

Anyone else holding off on submitting a team because of the Whirlwind Reaporama from March 14 to March 18, suspecting their opponents will score with four-plus hits from March 27 to the end of the month?

 

 

Next couple of days my April squad will register in case a late scrambled score sees me edge past Quim

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So I need to start prepping for Charon next round then. Eleven Sevco players?

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18 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said:

I will submit a team tomorrow but it looks like @Book has got the better of me.

 

If we had a tie, I would have let you go for the next round, so come on! 4 and a half days left!

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5 hours ago, Spade_Cooley said:

So I need to start prepping for Charon next round then. Eleven Sevco players?

 

There might not be 11 left alive after Sundays massacre
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I should think Maryport's got the victory in the bag. But nethertheless I'll try cobble together a list if I get a chance on Friday.

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4 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:

I should think Maryport's got the victory in the bag. But nethertheless I'll try cobble together a list if I get a chance on Friday.

 

 

Far from confident tbh - ain't over til Sunday midnight

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5 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

 

Eight people gain from that: Reptile, msc, Chorizo, Grim, Clorox, Rad, DI...and meeeeeeeee

 

 

Telt yers I was far from confident - given his young age it'll take Marsh Pratley's checking out to edge me back into round three. No idea how my current joker is doing at present.

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