msc 18,436 Posted April 30, 2022 35 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said: North Shropshire was a safe seat If losing North Shropshire was an election losing level defeat, losing Tiverton (with split opposition) is landslide territory. I don't think we're quite there. (Prove me wrong, Tiverton voters...) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,024 Posted April 30, 2022 Apparently Parish has confirmed his resignation to spend more time with his pornography. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted April 30, 2022 "He said the first time was accidental after looking at tractors, but the second time was deliberate." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted April 30, 2022 It’s better than the Deathers PM distribution, I must say. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,337 Posted April 30, 2022 2 hours ago, msc said: If losing North Shropshire was an election losing level defeat, losing Tiverton (with split opposition) is landslide territory. I don't think we're quite there. (Prove me wrong, Tiverton voters...) Interesting times ahead! Has the date for the Yorkshire by election been announced yet or could the Tiverton by election be held on the same day? If they are going to be bad for the conservatives then they might want to get both out of the way on the same day? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,337 Posted April 30, 2022 1 hour ago, YoungWillz said: Apparently Parish has confirmed his resignation to spend more time with his pornography. Did he specify what kind of porn? Only there are some websites, videos, scenes and pornstars I could recommend to him?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,436 Posted April 30, 2022 Just now, Gooseberry Crumble said: Interesting times ahead! Has the date for the Yorkshire by election been announced yet or could the Tiverton by election be held on the same day? If they are going to be bad for the conservatives then they might want to get both out of the way on the same day? Wakefield not yet announced as last I saw the mp hadn't officially resigned yet! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,337 Posted April 30, 2022 Just now, msc said: Wakefield not yet announced as last I saw the mp hadn't officially resigned yet! Oh my mistake I thought he had confirmed his resignation for the sake of his constituents? My brain is addled with all this political drama on top of the unusually busy DDP the past few months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted April 30, 2022 3 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: Did he specify what kind of porn? Only there are some websites, videos, scenes and pornstars I could recommend to him?! See above. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,337 Posted April 30, 2022 Just now, Toast said: See above. Tractor porn is a new one on me so if that's his thingI can't help with recommendations I am pretty vanilla and sport injury massages turning into passionate sex or one guy lathering the other down with a soapy sponge in the shower is more my typical staple diet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted April 30, 2022 3 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: Tractor porn is a new one on me so if that's his thingI can't help with recommendations I am pretty vanilla and sport injury massages turning into passionate sex or one guy lathering the other down with a soapy sponge in the shower is more my typical staple diet! You are missing out. Look at the arse on this hot Italian model: 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad252 806 Posted April 30, 2022 30 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: Tractor porn is a new one on me so if that's his thingI can't help with recommendations I am pretty vanilla and sport injury massages turning into passionate sex or one guy lathering the other down with a soapy sponge in the shower is more my typical staple diet! It was sort of a thing on Top Gear when talking about a male equivalent for Fifty Shades of Grey: 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted April 30, 2022 40 minutes ago, TQR said: You are missing out. Look at the arse on this hot Italian model: I must admit to having Facebook friends who post this sort of thing on their pages. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,402 Posted April 30, 2022 Wonder if he excludes busty lesbian stepsister roommates from his opposition to gay rights. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,581 Posted April 30, 2022 I’d say there is a pretty decent chance of both by-elections being on the same date. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted April 30, 2022 4 hours ago, Toast said: "He said the first time was accidental after looking at tractors, but the second time was deliberate." It brings a whole different meaning to DDT's epithet on here. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlotte's Controller 195 Posted April 30, 2022 Parish resignation a precursor to being offered a position in the House of Lords, for services to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted April 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Handrejka said: It brings a whole different meaning to DDT's epithet on here. Spookily enough, I was born in Tiverton, before I withdrew even further into the hinterlands. I really can't see an electoral upset here. This is a deeply backward and insular constituency, rife with inbreeding, paganism, suspicion of change and a general disregard for the law. Hostility to the EU in mid Devon would negate the Lib Dem's chances and Labour have never thrived in this part of the world. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted April 30, 2022 1 hour ago, DevonDeathTrip said: Spookily enough, I was born in Tiverton, before I withdrew even further into the hinterlands. I really can't see an electoral upset here. This is a deeply backward and insular constituency, rife with inbreeding, paganism, suspicion of change and a general disregard for the law. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted May 14, 2022 So, curve ball for the Conservatives if Neil Parish decides to stand as an independent in his old seat (which - apparently - is under serious consideration). Anyone's guess how much of a vote A TRACTOR he would prove to be, but could split the agricultural vote and let someone else slip into the seat. Still a problem in that Labour (2nd) will want it and Lib Dems (who'll argue they're best placed to pull pissed-off tory votes) will likely hurl efforts at it ,so could turn into a proper fight! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-61438467 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,740 Posted May 14, 2022 If he does, I'll move to Devon just to vote for him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,581 Posted May 17, 2022 https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/may/17/tory-mp-arrested-on-suspicion-of-and-banned-from-commons-reports One to watch., Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted May 17, 2022 Another Tory MP (unnamed male in his 50s) has been arrested on suspicion of rape & sexual assault offences spanning years (starting in 2002), and for misconduct in a public office. Banned from attending parliament. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,581 Posted May 17, 2022 5 minutes ago, TQR said: Another Tory MP (unnamed male in his 50s) has been arrested on suspicion of rape & sexual assault offences spanning years (starting in 2002), and for misconduct in a public office. Banned from attending parliament. I’ve seen one tweet saying his seat is in London but I’m not sure if that is accurate at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted May 17, 2022 11 minutes ago, The Old Crem said: I’ve seen one tweet saying his seat is in London but I’m not sure if that is accurate at all. I have heard from a relatively convincing source it’s an MP from the West Midlands, however I’m more convinced that it is the same name as the one who was arrested a year or two ago for sex offences, whose constituency is in Essex. He’s now trending on Twitter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
