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You would think, judging by some of the comments, that this is some sort of deep thinkers private club created to look at the serious and solemn art of dead pooling or summat. Its just a bit of fun FFS, ok some posts dont always go into the right threads and guests can get on peoples tits with their inane comments BUT its not the real World is it! Nobody will go hungry or get made redundant and no harm will come of a guest post or, God forbid, a post going into the wrong thread/ somebody posting a death thats already been posted 20 times already. Those that whinge the most wouldnt touch forum moderating with a barge pole let alone create their own private club to keep the riff raff out. Chill out people, chill out!

Great news! Hillary Clinton is closer to death! Perhaps now is the time to give her a slot on next years list. Hilary Clinton recovering from concussion

Can't see them going quite that far... Unless you drown in the Bish's swimming pool.

When Parsons does finally pass on, do you reckon he'll have instructed his eulogy to be delivered for exactly one minute without repetition, deviation, or hesitation? His funeral will be broadcast "Live from Norwich" And not just to the United Kingdom, but to all the listeners around the world. Whilst your reply wasn't strictly accurate, since the audience enjoyed it so much I will give you a "Like".

I will not be attending. Mainly because I'm a dreadful bore.

Perhaps I could tempt you with a good malt Charon? Some of us Weegies aren't too bad.....

I've already started saving the train fare. Mines a pint o' heavy!

I have... have considered getting a Harrow Borough shirt with "Ludlam 9" on the back. I might cut my credit card up to stop me doing this. That and a stadium with a capacity of higher than 12,000, yeah.

............and I thought you was a friend! You git!!!!

Not quite the case it turns out....

I can think of at least one good reason for not picking Rita Levi-Montalcini.

Suppose someone is a masochist and they lead a life of wickedness: when they die, do they still get everlasting punishment? Genuine question.

If it weren't for my policy of not feeding trolls I might well tell you to fuck off.

This would seem to be my 1,000th post, so in honour of the occasion I thought I would share my favourite among the Christmas cards received this year. (Honours go to my cousin Joe)

I don't know if you really are Amy Winehouses dad,but if you are I fo r one respect the fact that you are brave enough to come here and speak up for your late daughter like that.I think I speak on behalf of all deathlist members when I say that from now on we will all try to be more respectful to the dead and dying,just in case their fmaily members might happen to visit this forum.may Amy rest in peace,and stay strong. A ) if you'd read the whole thread it would be more than obvious that this isn't Mitch Winehouse. B ) not much chance of her staying strong as she's fucking dead. C ) you moron.

When Parsons does finally pass on, do you reckon he'll have instructed his eulogy to be delivered for exactly one minute without repetition, deviation, or hesitation? His funeral will be broadcast "Live from Norwich"

When Parsons does finally pass on, do you reckon he'll have instructed his eulogy to be delivered for exactly one minute without repetition, deviation, or hesitation?