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Jimmy Savilles family have had the gravestone removed along with the flowers as a small mark of respect. It just leaves a small hole and no bush around it. Just what he would have wanted.. I was up in the loft earlier and found a 1979 copy of the Radio Times. Or the sex offender's register as it's now known. ~(know there is a jokes thread, so sue me)........

I must admit, I did wonder briefly if Windsor was right. No RIP messages on her Twitter page, no update on her Blog or website by the family/charity, and not even a local press obit. But the Huffington Post wouldn't have kept the story online if it was in error. And then, eventually, I found this.... http://www.hockeycen...gue/Team-Bryant An immediate obit is unlikely as no other media, once again, has picked up the story of the death, rather than the fight, but there's a whole 11 months left of potential fundraising activities in her name that may just get a mention somewhere down the line. Fucking Hell!!!!!! I only picked her because I thought everybody else was going to. In the end surprisingly few did. I should email the Daily Mail to tell them I need the obit to win some points. I'm sure they'd publish an article to vent their outrage!

I'd prefer more like Mark Austin to more like Trevor McDonald.

Yeah, like YO MOMMA.

Not mentioned in the linked obit but he died on a cruise ship. Talk about bon voyage...

What's the difference between Jimmy Savile and acne? Acne won't come on your face until you hit puberty.

Look 2 posts above yours. Oops, I searched his name on here, came up wi nowt and posted without looking. Must've typed the name wrong. You nob

Please, for the love of fucking Christ, stop it. We all know where Wikipedia's "Deaths In 2013" page is. Then why isn't Chikokola on that list? Isn't that an Abba song? It's Chiquitita, I think, but both names have similarities. Is anyone thinking what I'm thinking? If its what I think you're thinking, then I'm inclined to say its not - the English is too good. He could have taken a night course since he was last around? Should I be honored to be mistaken for someone else? Was he at least deserving of some respect? What about just checking my IP address to clear up doubts? (Too many explicitly rhetorical questions... No response is expected.) If being one of the most annoying trolls in history with a command of spelling and syntax that would make a 1960s ethnic stereotype cringe, then yes he was

No problem and if you are really lucky I will throw in a couple of 'there's been a murder' for you . I get that quoted to me everywhere I go and I have not yet met anyone that can mimic it perfectly, many friends try, some are good, some are passable but most, downright laughable. Accents are funny things and the Glasgow one is one of the hardest to mimic.

Extremely hot, to be honest with you. Luckily enough, air conditioning is available. It's really orgasmic to be in an air-conditioned place while thinking about street people dying from heat, don't you agree?

I would imagine that going to watch him live would be like getting tickets to go and watch Olga Korbutt doing things on a beam at Wembley arena. She wouldnt be as supple as she was, she would probably be pretty shit at Gymnastics per se actually and it would be painful to watch a legend way, way past her prime. You would then lie through your arse to everybody about how brilliant she was.

I had to caution the members of another site i'm on against having a 'noncepool'. Nice bit of lawyer bait if ever i heard it... A deathlist, or the odd off-topic discussion about YEWTREE, is one thing but a dedicated thread for accusing people of sex offences will get you all over the twittersphere and attract the wrong kind of attention from the sort of people with Schillings and Carter Ruck on speed dial.

Personally, I can't wait for the highly-litigious Mr Saville to gain his 'Jim has snuffed it' badge. You can't sue for libel when you're dead and Jimmy has more skeletons in his closet than a cheap ghost train. I want to know that the dirt on him is true.