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Just like Nelson Mandela. many people subscribe to the view,and increasingly I am one of them, that Nelson Mandela may allready be dead,and his death is being covered up till after the South African elections, so Zumas chances won't be damaged. Jaruzelski on the other hand is of no importance to anyone so when he dies we will be told of it I'm sure. That could come any day now. watch this space... Fortunately I've been out of circulation since this message was posted so have not wasted eight days watching this space.

Post your picks here under the delusion that your views mean anything.

Annoying guest posters keep wasting everyone's time and clogging up threads with their asinine assertions

Who says you "have to"?

Spoilsport. I suppose it would be entertaining . But i think brucie is one of the good guys ( saying that and he gets arrested by yewtree detectives next week) and I can think of a few above bruce that deserve it more. Then again with bruce refusing to retire maybe its probably how he would like to die. Bruce Forsyth is one of those people who splits the opinions of the nation but I must admit that he is the King of Light Entertainment, you may not like the product but he is one of the best proponents of the form. Ask yourself the question who would you rather watch Bruce, Jim Davidson, Michael Barrymore, Jonathon Ross or Lionel Blair. I rest my case. Lionel Blair, every time! Bob Monkhouse. Sadly so lacking on TV these days, you'd think he died a decade ago or something.

Who is of the opinion that an excellent way to acknowledge 50 years of Doctor Who would be to bestow a Knighthood on Tom Baker in the New Year's honours list?

Dynamite Kid

According to this she predicted she'd live tiill she was 88. Obviously not a charlatan though. Aye but she's now Browne-bread.

ADD Leslie Philips (UK actor, bounder, cad, 'ding-dong','well heh-low' catchphrasist ) aged 89. Patrick MacNee (that chap from The Avengers) aged 91. Keith Richards (crack-filled, guitar-playing skeleton.. with hair) aged 69. Jerry Lewis (U.S. 'comedian', NOT the piano player who shagged his cousin) aged 87.

He'll be alright. I hope...

Really?

Nicholas Winton Tony Benn Nelson Mandela Valerie Harper Liz Dawn Denis Norden Pope Benedict Jerry Maren Luise Rainer Sue Townsend Reverend John Graham Joan Fontaine Luise Rainer Muhammed Ali Stephen Hawking Lemmy John Bardon sheila mercier Robert Schuler Dora Bryan Tom Finney

Tripped over a roadsign. I think that's pronounced 'pissed'. regards, Hein

It was taken in Dundee, they're the mothers.......

Too old for him, surely?

Well they are Welsh... Shit anecdote: one of my best mates is the cousin of the bassist and went to his wedding, along with other members of the band