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He's the drink driving car crashing literally and metaphorically hasbeen right? That sounds more like George Michael. Or Gazza.

Yes, we know. That must be the second or third time his death has been posted. (We need a Giger counter.)

Did he use Mao's Hair Salon or just the same PR agency?

Wojciech Jaruzelski, former President of Poland and the last Communist leader of his country, is seriously ill with pneumonia and 'other complications'.

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I wonder if Dorota has been visiting him in hospital recently

Would have been handy if he'd died yesterday and given us 2 extra points on the DDP

Re the Nigerian aforementioned possibilities...

I've just had a very satisfying conversation with one of those helpful chaps from Microsoft. I told him that I didn't need new Windows because we already have double glazing. Oh, but wait, we might be interested in a conservatory! Do they do conservatories? Would he send me a brochure? And actually I could do with a new front door. He kept mentioning computers for some reason. Sorry, I said, I thought you were asking about Windows. I kept asking about conservatory brochures. I had to speak louder because he appeared to be foreign. Sadly we were cut off, I guess he must have accidentally put the phone down.

Shouldn't that be the other way round, as in: "Guy goes nuts and claims to be god"? If you insist. Although he could really have been God but he was just having a bad day. Not impossible is it, hmm? If he really can see everything..... there's some pretty annoying and appalling, and just plain gross-to-watch stuff going on. Oh yes, of couse... That God person must have been nuts when he accepted that "create the heavens and the earth" contract. regards, Hein No he saw it and he saw that it was good. You can build a beautiful house but you have no control if Max Clifford moves into it!

Stephen Sutton is dead. http://news.sky.com/...hen-sutton-dies He raised a lot of cash. Hopefully it should be just enough to buy every fuckwit GP in the country a copy of "Recognising The Difference Between Constipation and Bowel Cancer For Dummies: Never Send Home A Cancer Sufferer With A Note Saying "Take a Couple of Laxatives and an Aspirin" Again!" Shame it was too late for him.

Bury Sutton in a cold field.

That doesn't look good at all, living in Manchester with very low survival rates compared to other major cities, previous cancers (and this one) all reckoned to be genetic and she's a recovering alcoholic. On the bright side, this is sitcom gold, surely? Sitcom gold my arse!

Shut up. I could beat up your mum, sister and auntie with one hand. Largely because they're one and the same person you redneck

Well that was a bit disappointing, we haven't had a good fight around here for ages.

Dunno, but it's probably got a w and z in it, like every other Polish word...

Health update...

Bless old Jaruzelski, he's STILL wearing the shades, even in hospital!

Over four years on and all nine of Banshees Scream's bold predicitions remain obstinately still alive . However General Jaruzelski is in hospital yet again with heart problems and might do well to see 2011, let alone 2012... Now General Jaruzelski is back in hospital with pleurisy. It wont kill him, but these things just keep adding up. The pleurisy might not kill him, but the cancer probably will. Lech Walesa has paid a reconciliatory hospital visit to his old nemesis General Jaruzelski, who is evidently finding living with cancer and pneumonia a bit of a struggle. Given that both have been discussed on these forums has possibilities, I thought the photo below gives a pretty graphic illustration of their contrasting health fortunes. Yup, Lech's definitely a goner!

Over four years on and all nine of Banshees Scream's bold predicitions remain obstinately still alive . However General Jaruzelski is in hospital yet again with heart problems and might do well to see 2011, let alone 2012... Now General Jaruzelski is back in hospital with pleurisy. It wont kill him, but these things just keep adding up. The pleurisy might not kill him, but the cancer probably will. Lech Walesa has paid a reconciliatory hospital visit to his old nemesis General Jaruzelski, who is evidently finding living with cancer and pneumonia a bit of a struggle. Given that both have been discussed on these forums has possibilities, I thought the photo below gives a pretty graphic illustration of their contrasting health fortunes.

Over four years on and all nine of Banshees Scream's bold predicitions remain obstinately still alive . However General Jaruzelski is in hospital yet again with heart problems and might do well to see 2011, let alone 2012... Now General Jaruzelski is back in hospital with pleurisy. It wont kill him, but these things just keep adding up. The pleurisy might not kill him, but the cancer probably will.

Over four years on and all nine of Banshees Scream's bold predicitions remain obstinately still alive . However General Jaruzelski is in hospital yet again with heart problems and might do well to see 2011, let alone 2012... Now General Jaruzelski is back in hospital with pleurisy. It wont kill him, but these things just keep adding up. Though, according to the Polish, it's not looking too hot for him.

Over four years on and all nine of Banshees Scream's bold predicitions remain obstinately still alive . However General Jaruzelski is in hospital yet again with heart problems and might do well to see 2011, let alone 2012...

Jaruzelski has heart procedure