*Celebrity Cow Trampling Alert*
Blur bassist Alex James has spoken movingly about how he narrowly avoided marauding cattle on his farm in the Cotswolds.
James is evidently a man who says what he thinks and means what he says. Although I suppose it isn't obvious how the first proposition could in any case be true and the second one false. Notwithstanding this unorthodox piece of logic, it appears James feared for his life and this fear adds validity to the suggestion in this thread that it is only a matter of time before a celebrity buys the farm, so to speak, by way of a bovine attack.
To add context to the story, James is planning to lend his farm to Jamie Oliver for a festival, which surely gives the cattle ample justification in stampeding to just about anywhere else, even if it does mean crushing the odd Brit-pop icon who may happen to be standing in their way.