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Because it's spreading out of control? That's..... what viruses generally do!

Was it a Fender bender?

We're all going to die! We're all going to die! Well, we are all going to die.

Are you trying to say he is fat ?

Seems fitting that Robbo is the first scoring death for one of the teams that robs survivors from the previous year's top 20...

Interestingly the Sierra Leone 4x400m team pulled out of the semi final. Precaution?

Now merged to the one thread.

I'm no expert but 'camera flash' springs to mind. eta

This show is like the fucking Pretenders of sitcoms, isn't that the fourth cast member dead now?

Ketona's fiancé detained under the mental health act. Just another normal day of a derailed celebrity couple.

That strikes me as a bit fishy.

Ebola has been largely ignored by the West for the last few decades as its been consigned to poorer African countries. As soon as it starts to risk places to make the oprhan drug principle* obsolete, work to better deal with it will occur before you can say "profit". Hemorrhagic fevers are still quite common - even in the USA, there was fourteen cases of bubonic plague in 2013. *Namely, the idea of a cure or drug which works in principle, but which, as the condition attacks only poor people or a few rare cases, isn't seen as profitable enough to make the medicine. Several of the WHO's list of medicines they consider a human right for people to get fall under this! So ebola - scary disease, nasty one, bugger if you get it, but the chances of it widespread taking out the world are rather thin. And if this recent outbreak gets the world more concerned to actually do something about it, it might help us all in the long term!

I'm back, my laptop charger was knackered and I just found an old one which was still working. Anyhow, Dora Bryan has died and that means there is points for me and someone else. There is absolutely no change in the positions, but here are the scores! 1st - CaptainChorizo - 3 points 2nd - The Dead Cow - 8 points 3rd - Bibliogryphon - 10 points 4th - msc - 14 points 5th - Manuel - 22 points 6th - Maryportfuncity - 24 points 7th - angryGreatness - 27 points 8th - Toast - 45 points

And guests like you wont last long either. It was posted 3 hours and 3 posts above yours. Bye

Yeah, but nobody's linking this directly to Savile, are they?

The video version of a Deathlist catalogue. Hah! Yes. Although these days it's a bit like an outdated Argos catalogue you find in the attic - most of the items aren't on sale any more...

Awesome, if we ever get sponsorship for this event you'll be first on salary. My - non-number crunching - take on this is to suggest that the fancied big hitters have really let us down. Deathraces get one when one or two bankers fall and bring a handful of potential winners up to a high score, at which point their unique picks do the rest. Our current failure is down to Wilko, Billy Graham and a few others not doing the business and one or two more - like Farmiloe - doing it later than expected. I think we will get a winner, but not until the autumn.

Right, because Gaddafi is who I imagine when I think of calm, stable, rational government.

Very welcome back. It's been so long I feared you were dead. Do you have any close call tails to tell? Oh and by the way, Ebola is on the way here too... Aye, tour dates to be confirmed.

Even if we do all somehow die in an ebola outbreak, or a nuclear war, or both, two things are certain: The cockroaches will survive..... and Bibliogryphon will still come on the DL forums at lunchtime.

Ebola has something like a 90% mortality rate, and this chap saved 100 victims lives. So yeah, he was quite good.

Been harvesting all the birthday details in this thread for credit card fraud.

Quite likely!!