I was going to suggest that she didn't forget her carving knife.
This could be dangerous. I mean, we don't know if he's infectious or owt. Come in Lardy!
I am disappointed, nay ASHAMED to report that, in a professional capacity, I can find NOTHING on his condition whatsoever, but that leads me to believe that he's not actually THAT ill at the moment. The last item I can find in the newspaper regarding his trial over alleged sex offences is this
http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/county_news/11737130.Apologetic_email_from_former_Devizes_mayor_a__gold_mine__to_alleged_sex_abuse_victim__court_hears/
He doesn't look at death's door to me, he just looks like a fat bastard.
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a Baseball cap!!
For that alone, he deserves locking up forever.
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