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I remember when Grandfather used to play DDP. You didn't get any points for a hit back then you got an onion, you could use it to tie to your belt which was the style at the time and they didn't have white onions because of the War the only thing you could get was the big yellow ones.

Ahh, the Trial fits in with Hein not posting....

I can handle it. Sometimes I can go days without creating a list....... I'm fine, I really am. How are the 'Listaholics Anonymous' meetings going btw ? Not well. The first thing we do is write a list of all those attending and then cross reference it against previous attendance. We then all have a drink so we create a list of who wants coffee, tea or other beverage and by the time we have done that we compile a list of future meeting dates. I am definitely going again next week.......

Yeah but in those days she was a modern girl, catching the morning train and working 9 to 5. I preferred this version.

Server's back up so the next update will be tomorrow. Also, following a little thinking late on Saturday night, standby for for major changes for 2017...

I believe he went rapidly downhill just before he died.

Yellow cards, red cards, substitutions... I mean I could continue.

Ferdinand Magellan had his circumnavigation cut short this day 495 years ago aged 50.

Hillary's gotten Connecticut since. Huge night for both Trump and Clinton, Trump's wins never in doubt but exceeding the expected margins, whilst Clinton's performance here means pretty much a final nail in the coffin for Sanders's chances (though you could argue that it already happened previously) with his only win of Rhode Island being a meager delegate haul to begin with.

BING BING BONG BONG! The results are in. Not completely but close enough! PENNSYLVANIA Trump 58% Cruz 22% Kasich 18% MARYLAND Trump 56% Kasich 22% Cruz 19% CONNECTICUT Trump 59% Kasich 27% Cruz 12% RHODE ISLAND Trump 65% Kasich 24% Cruz 10% DELAWARE Trump 61% Kasich 20% Cruz 16% PENNSYLVANIA Clinton 57% Sanders 42% MARYLAND Clinton 64% Sanders 32% CONNECTICUT Sanders 50% Clinton 49% RHODE ISLAND Sanders 55% Clinton 43% DELAWARE Clinton 60% Sanders 39% So what have we learned? On the Republican side: Trump won every state by at least 30%. This adds a yuuuge amount of delegates to him. Cruz came in last everywhere except Pennsylvania, so if he wants a contested convention (which he does) he needs to fight hard. On the Democratic side: First of all, Connecticut's Democratic race is the only one from both parties in which the winner is unknwon. Sanders leads by 1% as of now, with not all areas reporting. So stay tuned for those results. Rhode Island had both of them tied in the polls pretty much. But Sanders won by about 10%. Other than possibly losing 2 states, Clinton had a great night. She got way more than expected in Pennsylvania, Maryland, and Delaware.

I can handle it. Sometimes I can go days without creating a list....... I'm fine, I really am. I'm doing fine for now. It's been days since my last thread. I think I can make it. Sometimes it calls me to do it. It whispers in my ear.....But I'm resisting the demon. If I can do it so can you. Praise the Lords.

The cat was ON a hot tin roof. Luckily Topol the fireman got her down after carefully grabbing the singe-d pussy. 'Nimmi-nimmi-nimmi-nim'.

Hopefully the next one will be before 2020. (awaits Doc Zorders comment about mass-Islamic bumming-to-death of Cameron wearing a 'Peppa-pig' gimp mask) I was making internet comments about Cameron sexually submitting to Islamic figures in like fucking 2012 while you were most likely still making Baby's First Political Comments™ about how the likes of "Mitt Romney" would start World War 3 if he won, just merely by not being Magicalman Magibama, etc. (and you had the cheek to call yerself right wing in the chat the other day) I don't need a prompt from you or some carpetbagging fake geordie / GenericGuyWhoPretendsToDespiseMeButDreamsAboutMeInTheShower(Notthatthatsecondpartreallydifferentiateshimfrommostpeople) Erm, your keyboards SPACE bar seemed to have something fluidy & sticky spilt over it. That'll be why it's not working. Anyway Dad, Mum wants to know when you'll be wearing those Batman underpants again ?

I'll see your bet and raise you the value of our collective mortgages (yours and mine) I bet you're wrong

Well Lordy this sounds a lot like what all the non-Dead Pool people say about us. They can't put their finger on it but its.........just not right. So I'll vote for the soft in your old age theory.

Maybe im going soft in my old age but, well, the old man is dying before our eyes and people are guessing the day he breathes his last. It almost feels like watching some old dear, laying in a gutter, slowly dying while a crowd gathers around her discussing at what time she will cark it rather than have somebody, at the very least, call for an Ambulance. Its just a bit, ya know, bad.

Looked ill.I don`t understand why he couldn`t just have said to reporters "I made a catastrophic mistake and am very sorry for my previous comments and all the offence it caused." I mean he is no longer working or in the public eye so the concession wouldn`t harm him at all now in fact may redeem him. Well, I can answer that bit. He didn't say that, because he is a twat! With a long history of being a twat.

Is he ill? How nice tragic.

Ted Cruz was a bit of a w***er according to his college room-mate https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/720259227067920385?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw I'd have thought this was a binary issue. How do you have a bit a of wank (answers on a tissue please)? When your mum comes into your room unexpectedly? Zorders could probably confirm. :lol: