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Now we need a groan emoji.

Nor did you clarify that it was untrue.

I like the new emoji react things. The only bad thing is there is no Clive Dunn react

Above updated for Moreau.

QO: http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-40774985

Not enjoying. Too busy going blind. And waiting 12 seconds before I can hit submit.

I had a very weird dream last night. I was in a pub with 10cc and they needed a title for a new hits compilation. I suggested "Cremeliness Is Next To Godleyness". I was asked to leave.

I remember when Saddam Hussein was going to start WW3. Before that it were Castro, Iran, Nasser, etc etc.

The post count and post time should no longer overlap on mobile skins.

Nah, it's Deathray-ge.

The ed at the end of fucked in the title is very distracting and makes me want to bang my head a lot.

I thought the thing about DL is / was that no fucker ever knows what's going on? The admins are a law unto themselves, always have been.

@Joey Russ an upgrade. Enjoy.

Today marks the 100th anniversary of the start of the Third battle of Ipres, better known as Passchendaele. Let's have Iron Maiden tell the story.

Anyway.... Its nice to know that there are still utter cunts out there, the sole reason why Im not overly enamoured with the human race. In no particular order, those utter fucking wankers who light up a ciggy then cough their lungs up after every draw of that cancer smoke. The vermin who attempt to hack up a dockers omlette just when you are about to dig into a fried egg at breakfast almost had me punching faces in. People who can clearly see a fucking long queue waiting for the bus to the long stay car park but blatantly push in ( well not in front of me they fucking didnt) knowing that they are pushing in. Luton Airport is a fucking disgrace, undergoing a refit that will turn it from a shit hole into an even bigger one. There is more but I will probably explode.....oh yeah, here is a real good un. Lady FN and I enter the lift at the Hotel ( bastard lifts they were too ) when it stops on the fifth floor. The door opens and what greets us are a couple, festooned with tattoos and both wider than a nymphos legs. The both get in and (((RIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG))) the lift alarm goes off coz its been overloaded. Now both FNs weigh, about, 152 kilos combined. The lift goes bang at 450 kilos................... Tattooed husband told his wife to get out and wait for the next lift. 100% true.

GO,GO,GO.

RIP My pretense that people like my inane posts for non-ironic reasons.

God forbid the death of a man gets in the way of your TV programing!

It still amazes me that absurd things like this get 2000:1 odds whereas Leicester winning the Premier League which DID happen got 5000:1....!

Everything on the internet fits under the topic title.

That's cool. When I got the choice for my book project for Standard Grade, I just picked Douglas Adams!

They could get some good shots of her corpse and of her grave.

Fuck it. None of you will care, but I need to vent. None of you should really, having spent my life being a dick on here for the past three years I'm assure most of you will consider it justified karma, but the feeling that you've absolutely no prospects before you're life has really begun is shite. The likelihood of viewing your life through abject misery for the years to come, such a horrible feeling. Especially knowing it could've been different if you done this or done that. No point looking back though just time to try and piece together something from nothing and try not to wallow.

Sir Creep, you have the greatest avatar in the history of DL.