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Yours a fucking twat forever.

Here you go.

Explaining who and why would take far too long. Instead, here's a compilation video of various competitors making their ring entrance. Feel free to select your favourites:

No, allow me.

Got to feel for Pedro. He's picked him in all 3 rounds of the Deathlist Cup he's ever played, and now the sod's gone and died without him and became a List of the Missed alumnus.

I could be really picky and say it's Mothering Sunday.

Mr Kiplings latest "edgy" Bakewell Tart campaign goes a step too far for the Basingstoke branch of the WI.

Welcome back you complete twunt.

“My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.” ― Dalai Lama XIV

Indeed. At least, until somebody beats you.

It's MY cup and if you want it you have to enter and win the tournament.

Maybe I can do it. I really like this game

Wrestling androids, mummy's (that look a bit like El Santo), and musketeers/centurions: my idea of wrestling heaven. There was a rumble few years ago in Preston where a wrestling moth entered the match, and then the heels turned the lights on and off to disorientate it for an easy elimination, but alas, otherwise mostly lost from the modern thing.

The theme tune compilations are on Spotify as well. Here's what "Hippie Jimmy" walked to the ring with:

The title alone catapults this into the top 5 of my favourite threads.

Elsewhere, in an unrelated story.... https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/national/florida-father-daughter-charged-with-incest-1

As a matter of interest does anyone happen to know who the oldest living UK cabinet minister is? I think it's Manny Shinwell who died aged 101 and 7 months but if anyone knows different please let me know ! Right n ow I think Lord Carrington is in 4th place behind Shinwell, Hartley Shawcross and Ted Short. He'll overtake Ted Short for 3rd place in late October if he makes it that far.

http://www.spearswms.com/71966-2/ Clarissa Eden gives a rare interview aged 97 and she certainly comes across as having her mental faculties in good form.

#metoo

It's Five Years After for Alvin Lee, who died from complications of surgery, aged 63.

Nah, I was deducting nearly everyone points for moaning. Including myself. Err, I mean, fixed.

BBC News - Suicide Bombers Go On Strike Suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Wednesday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife. The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs ( B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote. General Secretary Abdullah Raghead told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth". Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Haisheet Mapants explained, "I sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don't like cutting benefits but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up." Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not hurt their membership as there are so few virgins in their areas anyway. According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Many Jihadists now know what a virgin looks like and have reconsidered their benefit packages.

Wong Chow calls into work and says, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work. The boss says, You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that. Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.

Centre-half John Kurila, part of the Northampton Town team that rose from the bottom flight to the top flight and back down again in successive seasons, dead at 76.

Thats nothing. The Police found that, on the 'Britain First' website, the filter was set up to change the word Muslim to Terrorist.