Family wedding next weekend and I’m certain there will be a fight! The bride is my brother’s stepdaughter. He has recently split up from her mum, who is attending with her new boyfriend. Also attending is the bride’s uncle, who is also my brother’s ex best friend/ex business partner, the business currently being folded in a very messy and unpleasant split. Also attending is the uncle’s gobby fucking wife, who I can’t stand. Jägerbombs, anyone?