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An Irishman is walking through customs with two big binbags, one over each shoulder and is pulled up. On examination Customs find the bags full of mobiles and ask him to explain. "Well you see,when i was on holiday my friend Seamus from Cork rang me and said he was starting up a jazz band and would i get him two saxophones"

“I’m the best at being impeached. I’ve had the most tremendous impeachments, the best impeachments. No one has had as many impeachments as me, okay.”

I just searched for "Marion Ross" and found it.

https://www.sporcle.com/games/mattymadness/twice-impeached-presidents

Are you trying to get a troll crown or something? This piece of blatant racism, which I can only assume is done on purpose for reaction. Elsewhere you criticize local covid19 behaviour whilst not only admitting but even boasting that you are the only person posting here who has flown across the Atlantic twice during the epidemic (and unless for undisclosed business reasons, only for social ones). Elsewhere again you post 'classy' as if Joey's gag was in any way out of the ordinary for this site. The inconsistency is masterful. Oh, and you're still posting in third person like an absolute arse.

Nah, Siegfried and Roy were confirmed cunthounds. Look at these proper men's men:

We now know that whatever Pope Benedict dies of , it won't be the corona virus, because he's just been vaccinated along with the current Pope...https://edition.cnn.com/2021/01/14/europe/pope-francis-covid-19-vaccine-intl/index.html

I've just left The Queen off my Inverse entry only 5 minutes ago. Sure I did it because it was a low probability high impact event, but now this? * *I'm in no way a fatalistic person, I leave that to those better qualified such as @Gooseberry Crumble, but well one never knows.

Yes there is simply a balance between how much work we do to ensure a perfect release and getting the site up which is what everyone wants. But at the end of the process Reptile and msc are working on data I have completed and therefore I can carry out a few of these fairly basic mass data tests whilst they are doing that without delaying the release but improving its quality. Cheers, GUN

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Aye, wtf - we'll give this a g'an, then 1. Billy Connolly 2. Paul Gascoigne 3. Donald Trump 4. Olivia Newton John 5. Desmond Tutu 6. Jimmy Carter 7. Queen Elizabeth II 8. David Attenborough 9. Mikhail Gorbachev 10. Murray Walker 11. Rolf Harris 12. Jerry Lee Lewis 13. Bob Dole 14. Bobby Charlton 15. Angela Landsbury 16. Willie Nelson 17. Dick Van Dyke 18. June Brown 19. Jimmy Greaves 20. Pope Bendict XVI 21. Prince Philip 22. George Alagiah 23. Sarah Harding 24. Gerd Muller 25. Greg Gilbert Sub Shannen Doherty

Bishop Emeritus of Dunkeld, Vincent Logan, dead at 79: https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/19010955.vincent-logan-tributes-pour-emeritus-bishop-dunkeld-death-aged-79/

Thomas Carpenter, a former president of the University of Memphis, died earlier in January. He was 94. He became that university's 11th president, in 1980. He held the position until 1991. https://wreg.com/news/former-university-of-memphis-president-thomas-carpenter-has-died/

Nicky Booth, a former Commonwealth and BBBofC bantamweight, champion has died. He was 40. The article below uses a tweet as the source, so not a lot of details at the moment. https://www.fightsports.tv/former-commonwealth-champion-nicky-booth-passes-away/

Safwat El Sharif, minister of information under Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, has died. He was 88. http://english.ahram.org.eg/News/398799.aspx

I got 100%

Kathleen Heddle, a three-time Olympic rowing champion for Canada, has died. She was 55. Heddle and Marnie McBean won Olympic gold medals in 1992 and 1996 in the coxless pair and double sculls respectively. Heddle also earned gold with the women's eight in 1992. https://www.cbc.ca/sports/olympics/summer/rowing/olympics-kathleen-heddle-dead-at-55-1.5871976

I'm sorry to hear of the death of a former colleague and dare I say friend Professor Robert Rennie: https://www.harpermacleod.co.uk/news/2021/january/a-tribute-to-professor-robert-rennie/ A consummate and learned scholar of legal practice, particularly in land and contract law, I worked with him and against him in some interesting cases. Even after I left to care for my folks, I remained in touch seeking his support as a referee for any future employment. Probably will not find anyone working in the law in Scotland who had a bad word to say about him - and I can confirm a genuinely funny and deeply passionate professional. RIP Robert.

1960s footballers and 'professional athletes' - not necessarily the same thing. Most of the England team back then probably couldn't wait til half time so they could have a quick fag.

Another recent, in which he looks like a bit like he has a mission for you in Grand Theft Auto.

Was that his relationship with Sinitta?

Hitler = Final Solution Cowell = One Direction Oh, and Jedward, Michelle McManus, Joe McElderberry, Jai McDowall, that fucking dog (and Pudsey), etc etc. It's no contest.

I'll post a photo of the donation.