Spade_Cooley 9,601 Posted November 20, 2020 Simple pool: pick three celebrities you think we'll see handling raw meat during 2021. Points are as follows: Globally recognised photo agency (Getty, AP, UPI, whichever) publishes a photo of your celebrity handling raw meat: 10 points Celebrity publishes social media (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Tiktok) photo or footage of them handling raw meat: 5 points DDP QO source contains print mention of your celebrity handling raw meat: 3 points Your celebrity handles raw meat on national television (footage must have been recorded in 2021): 1 point No points are awarded for cooked meat. Points can be awarded from different categories for the same incident (so if Yannick Bolasie publishes a snapchat of him making meatballs, and The Sun then does a story about it, that's 8 points). However, you can't get multiple points from the same category for the same incident (no matter how many Snapchats Yannick Bolasie sends, it's still only 5 points total from the social media category). Double points if the raw meat in question is a lamb chop. Any celebrity who is a chef by professional, has previously published recipes as either an amateur or professional, or is taking part in a televised cooking contest/show is disqualified from entering. If any of your celebrities die from salmonella, campylobacter or other uncooked-meat-related food poisoning, you lose 500 points. 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,471 Posted November 20, 2020 Gordon "It's Fucking Raw" Ramsay Rawbert Downey Jr. A-meat-a Rani Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,601 Posted November 20, 2020 My picks first, so nobody can accuse me of cheating: WWE superstar Sheamus Alex Scott MC Ren Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,255 Posted November 20, 2020 Guy Fieri Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Thom Yorke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,766 Posted November 20, 2020 Who Gets a Chop for 2021 Form Guide #1 Hands on raw meat you say? Alive or dead you don't say? Let me present to you Katie Price 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Great Uncle Bulgaria 1,310 Posted November 20, 2020 Scarlett Moffatt Rebecca Adlington Bill Bailey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,209 Posted November 20, 2020 Jon Hamm Kevin Bacon David Lammy 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,426 Posted November 20, 2020 Lady Gaga Pam St Clement Donald Trump Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,655 Posted November 20, 2020 Meat Loaf Larry Lamb Ian Wright 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThereWillBeDeaths7 753 Posted November 20, 2020 Ben Affleck Meghan Markle Jennifer Lawrence Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted November 20, 2020 5 minutes ago, ThereWillBeDeaths7 said: Ben Affleck Meghan Markle Ricky Gervais Ricky Gervais is vegan though? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BuffaloPhil 946 Posted November 20, 2020 (edited) Deleted, will post new entry. Edited November 20, 2020 by BuffaloPhil I'm a twat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,426 Posted November 20, 2020 Just now, BuffaloPhil said: Nigella Lawson Jamie Oliver Gordon Ramsay 3 hours ago, Spade_Cooley said: Any celebrity who is a chef by professional, has previously published recipes as either an amateur or professional, or is taking part in a televised cooking contest/show is disqualified from entering. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BuffaloPhil 946 Posted November 20, 2020 1 minute ago, The Quim Reaper said: Do you know, I looked for that rule and was surprised not to see it. Maybe I shouldn't have had that end-of-work beer this afternoon. I will resubmit. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BuffaloPhil 946 Posted November 20, 2020 Peter Crouch Alex Jones Richard Osman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,766 Posted November 20, 2020 Jimmy Doherty Casey Webb Michael Mosley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThereWillBeDeaths7 753 Posted November 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said: Ricky Gervais is vegan though? Wanted to reply "perhaps he'll hit a lamb while driving!" - before remembering he doesn't have a driver's license I'll replace him with Jennifer Lawrence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,037 Posted November 20, 2020 Vladimir Putin Novak Djokovic Emperor Naruhito (The current one) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QTips 24 Posted November 20, 2020 Nigel Farrage John Prescott Nick Griffin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perhaps 1,425 Posted November 20, 2020 Rebecca More Sophie Anderson Alison Hammond 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,655 Posted November 20, 2020 3 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said: Ricky Gervais is vegan though? I never considered this possibility when doing my entry. I've entered a vegan (oo-er missus!). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,088 Posted November 22, 2020 Jo out of S Club 7 Leee John out of Imagination Paul McCartney out of WIngs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,601 Posted November 22, 2020 Who Gets a Chop for 2021 Form Guide #2: Twitch streamer Stef Sanjati No fucking idea who she is but she was the first verified Twitter account I could find where they used the term "raw meat" in a photo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,601 Posted November 22, 2020 Who Gets a Chop for 2021 Form Guide #3: Michael "Bully Boy" Smith Tubby darts choker Smith spends in excess of £100 a month on butcher-quality meat for his pet dog, Orca. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=178922252303274&set=a.126868624175304&type=3 https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=198558633672969&set=pb.100005565003702.-2207520000..&type=3&theater Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,990 Posted November 22, 2020 Gary Busey Kimberly Guilfoyle Lamar Odom All will do this on the American version of Celebrity Big Brother in a few months Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
