Hell 1,334 Posted January 4, 2022 What about Lil Pump Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted January 4, 2022 17 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Aye, I can see it now. Britney gets covid and starts yelling at everybody that she ain't havin no bio weapons injected into her. Her father gets a court order to section her and, in blind panic, she sets off down the freeway in her Ford Bronco, tailed by 62 Police cars, a Police helicopter and 7 local news channels. She pulls down to a side road, opens the door and starts screaming about her mental health, what with all the lock downs and the conspiracy of the secret 'World Government' who want to control us all by injecting us with mind control drugs posing as covid vaccines. She grabs hold of a can of petrol she has been keeping for just such an occasion, douses herself, flicks her ciggy lighter and KABOOM!!!! Yeah, can see it happening. Me too I agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted January 4, 2022 16 hours ago, RIP Wee Jum said: If we are making requests "Comedians" I would like to suggest are:- James FUCKING Corden Jack Whitehall Miranda Hart Seann Walsh Jo Brand Lenny Henry ...... my list could go on James Corden that's the guy I was thinking of . Or wishfully thinking of being an unlikely death. Very fake! No wonder he got ahead in Hollywood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyfiona 2,604 Posted January 4, 2022 I have a feeling Technoblade may not make it. Some cancer is still in his arm and he nearly had to get it amputated a few months ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genfærd 452 Posted January 4, 2022 Okay, so I'm throwing a name out. It's very unlikely, and yet it wouldn't surprise me, looking at the history of Russian leaders. Putin. Don't know how or when.. or why. But illness, accident or even assassination. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted January 4, 2022 16 minutes ago, ladyfiona said: I have a feeling Technoblade may not make it. Some cancer is still in his arm and he nearly had to get it amputated a few months ago. I had to look him up. Such a sharp and snazzy name for somebody that looks like he has all the personality of a whelk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted January 4, 2022 Prince Harry…in a terrible accident…possibly in Paris. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted January 4, 2022 Prince Andrew…in a terrible accident…possibly in Paris. 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBusiness 407 Posted January 4, 2022 Meghan, Duchess of Sussex...in a terrible accident...y'know the f'in drill. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Daredevil 1,189 Posted January 5, 2022 Stephen Fry? He has already had a serious run in with prostate cancer... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Daredevil 1,189 Posted January 5, 2022 Michael Schumacher could be another one... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,087 Posted January 5, 2022 I can sense a large building collapse, and in the carnage it is revealed that one fairly well-known celeb was inside. His body cannot be found but he is never heard of again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 861 Posted January 5, 2022 5 hours ago, Youth in Asia said: I can sense a large building collapse, and in the carnage it is revealed that one fairly well-known celeb was inside. His body cannot be found but he is never heard of again. Until 2052.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted January 5, 2022 5 hours ago, Youth in Asia said: I can sense a large building collapse, and in the carnage it is revealed that one fairly well-known celeb was inside. His body cannot be found but he is never heard of again. Prince Andrew? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,408 Posted January 5, 2022 6 hours ago, Youth in Asia said: I can sense a large building collapse, and in the carnage it is revealed that one fairly well-known celeb was inside. His body cannot be found but he is never heard of again. How in the name of the lord God’s pendulous fucking gonads do you “sense” something like that? On 04/01/2022 at 11:06, TheSpinosaurus said: I'm getting more of a feeling about a plane crash which involves a major sports team, I'm thinking a top football club or an international cricket team. Ditto this “feeling”. You sure you don’t just need a shit? 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,986 Posted January 5, 2022 Nicolas Cage Despite his workaholic tendencies, when he is not filming he still hit's the bar scene hard like a dude 20-30 years younger. Can easily see this guy having an on set burn out and having a major heart attack in the next few years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,658 Posted January 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Toast said: Prince Andrew? If shame could drive him to self-destruction he'd already have exited. That said, he's on my Kiddyfiddler Harriers DDP theme team, so it'd suit me to be wrong here! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted January 5, 2022 24 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: If shame could drive him to self-destruction he'd already have exited. Think you may have missed this bit 7 hours ago, Youth in Asia said: His body cannot be found Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vaagheid 141 Posted January 5, 2022 Just throwing Matthew Perry and Frankie Muniz in here. Both of them seem like people who could suddenly die any day. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,149 Posted January 5, 2022 54 minutes ago, Redrumours said: James Bolam. At 86 I wouldn’t describe his death as unlikely…. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 861 Posted January 5, 2022 17 minutes ago, Dead Wait said: At 86 I wouldn’t describe his death as unlikely…. He's a Likely Lad. Then. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheKeysOfMarinus 390 Posted January 5, 2022 27 minutes ago, Dead Wait said: At 86 I wouldn’t describe his death as unlikely…. I think I initiated an identical exchange to this in Ideas and Possibilities about a month ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YorkshireBanker 168 Posted January 5, 2022 Lena Headey No one is predicting her anywhere Share this post Link to post Share on other sites