Kill or Save: UK No.1-hits of the 80s

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10 hours ago, lilham said:

This counting individual songs and not albums explains why we're seeing an awful lot of stocking stuffer music. (and I suspect Eurovision?)

 

Eurovision songs, even the UK's own entries, have typically performed middling to poorly in the UK charts. After a trio in the early '80s (Johnny Logan, Bucks Fizz, Nicole), Eurovision wouldn't provide a UK no.1 until 1996 (Gina G).

UK entries in UK charts: https://www.officialcharts.com/chart-news/eurovision-where-every-uk-entry-has-reached-on-the-official-singles-chart__18955/

 

Non-UK entries in UK charts: https://www.officialcharts.com/chart-news/eurovisions-highest-charting-songs-in-the-uk__26224/

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36 a-ha – The sun always shines on TV   -6

35 Pet Shop Boys – It´s a sin  +1

32 Rick Astley – Never gonna give you up

32 Falco – Rock me Amadeus

29 Whitney Houston – I wanna dance with somebody (who loves me )   

29 Starship – Nothing´s gonna stop us now

28 Communards & Sarah Jane Morris – Don´t leave me this way  +1

26 T´Pau – China in your hand

26 M/A/R/R/S – Pump up the volume

24 Los Lobos – La Bamba

24 George Michael & Aretha Franklin – I knew you were waiting (for me) 

22 Bee Gees – You win again

22 Pet Shop Boys — West End Girls   +1

21 Madonna – Papa don´t preach +3

21 Jackie Wilson – Reet Petite

21 Mel & Kim – Respectable

21 Diana Ross – Chain Reaction

21 Berlin – Take my breath away  +1

19 Madonna – La isla bonita

18 George Michael – A different corner

18 Steve ´Silk` Hurley – Jack your body

15 Ben E. King – Stand by me

15 Billy Ocean – When the going gets tough, the tough gets going  

14 Europe – The Final Countdown

14 Wham – The edge of heaven 

13 Spitting Image – The Chicken Song

13 Michael Jackson & Siedah Garrett – I just can´t stop loving you

12 Boy George – Everything I own

12 The Housemartins – Caravan of love -6

10 Madonna – True Blue

05 Boris Gardiner — I want to wake up with you

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36 a-ha – The sun always shines on TV   

35 Pet Shop Boys – It´s a sin  

32 Rick Astley – Never gonna give you up

32 Falco – Rock me Amadeus

29 Whitney Houston – I wanna dance with somebody (who loves me )   

29 Starship – Nothing´s gonna stop us now

28 Communards & Sarah Jane Morris – Don´t leave me this way  

26 T´Pau – China in your hand

26 Bee Gees - You Win Again +4

26 M/A/R/R/S – Pump up the volume

24 Los Lobos – La Bamba

24 George Michael & Aretha Franklin – I knew you were waiting (for me) 

22 Pet Shop Boys — West End Girls   

21 Madonna – Papa don´t preach 

21 Jackie Wilson – Reet Petite

21 Mel & Kim – Respectable

21 Diana Ross – Chain Reaction

21 Berlin – Take my breath away  

19 Madonna – La isla bonita

18 George Michael – A different corner

18 Steve ´Silk` Hurley – Jack your body

15 Ben E. King – Stand by me

15 Billy Ocean – When the going gets tough, the tough gets going  

14 Europe – The Final Countdown

14 Wham – The edge of heaven 

13 Michael Jackson & Siedah Garrett – I just can´t stop loving you

12 Boy George – Everything I own

12 The Housemartins – Caravan of love 

10 Madonna – True Blue

07 Spitting Imagine - that fucking Chicken Song -6

05 Boris Gardiner — I want to wake up with you

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36 a-ha – The sun always shines on TV   

35 Pet Shop Boys – It´s a sin

33 Falco – Rock me Amadeus +1

32 Rick Astley – Never gonna give you up

29 Whitney Houston – I wanna dance with somebody (who loves me )   

29 Starship – Nothing´s gonna stop us now

28 Communards & Sarah Jane Morris – Don´t leave me this way  

26 T´Pau – China in your hand

26 Bee Gees - You Win Again

26 M/A/R/R/S – Pump up the volume

24 Los Lobos – La Bamba

24 George Michael & Aretha Franklin – I knew you were waiting (for me) 

22 Pet Shop Boys — West End Girls

22 Berlin – Take my breath away +1

21 Madonna – Papa don´t preach 

21 Jackie Wilson – Reet Petite

21 Mel & Kim – Respectable

21 Diana Ross – Chain Reaction

19 Madonna – La isla bonita

18 George Michael – A different corner

18 Steve ´Silk` Hurley – Jack your body

17 Ben E. King – Stand by me +2

15 Billy Ocean – When the going gets tough, the tough gets going  

14 Europe – The Final Countdown

14 Wham – The edge of heaven 

13 Michael Jackson & Siedah Garrett – I just can´t stop loving you

12 Boy George – Everything I own

12 The Housemartins – Caravan of love 

10 Madonna – True Blue

06 Spitting Imagine - that fucking Chicken Song -1

00 Boris Gardiner — I want to wake up with you -5

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36 a-ha – The sun always shines on TV   

35 Pet Shop Boys – It´s a sin

33 Falco – Rock me Amadeus

32 Rick Astley – Never gonna give you up

31 Communards & Sarah Jane Morris – Don´t leave me this way  +3

29 Whitney Houston – I wanna dance with somebody (who loves me )   

29 Starship – Nothing´s gonna stop us now

26 Bee Gees - You Win Again

26 M/A/R/R/S – Pump up the volume

24 Los Lobos – La Bamba

22 T´Pau – China in your hand -4

22 George Michael & Aretha Franklin – I knew you were waiting (for me) -2

22 Pet Shop Boys — West End Girls

22 Berlin – Take my breath away

21 Madonna – Papa don´t preach 

21 Jackie Wilson – Reet Petite

21 Mel & Kim – Respectable

21 Diana Ross – Chain Reaction

20 Madonna – La isla bonita +1

18 George Michael – A different corner

18 Steve ´Silk` Hurley – Jack your body

17 Ben E. King – Stand by me

15 Billy Ocean – When the going gets tough, the tough gets going  

14 Europe – The Final Countdown

14 Wham – The edge of heaven 

13 Michael Jackson & Siedah Garrett – I just can´t stop loving you

12 Boy George – Everything I own

12 The Housemartins – Caravan of love 

10 Madonna – True Blue

06 Spitting Imagine - that fucking Chicken Song

[Bibliogryphon 9,579]

1 hour ago, msc said:

07 Spitting Imagine - that fucking Chicken Song -6

 

The whole point of the Chicken Song is that it is meant to be annoying

 

Paint your left knee green

Then extract your wisdom teeth

Form a string quartet

and pretend your name is Keith

 

Written by Grant/Naylor of Red dwarf fame

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1 minute ago, Bibliogryphon said:

 

The whole point of the Chicken Song is that it is meant to be annoying

 

Paint your left knee green

Then extract your wisdom teeth

Form a string quartet

and pretend your name is Keith

 

Written by Grant/Naylor of Red dwarf fame

 

Really, Biblio, I had no idea, I thought Spitting Image was gripping documentary...

 

If something is annoying, does it matter if its ironic annoying? Get rid. imo.

[Bibliogryphon 9,579]

1 minute ago, msc said:

 

Really, Biblio, I had no idea, I thought Spitting Image was gripping documentary...

 

If something is annoying, does it matter if its ironic annoying? Get rid. imo.

 

As a sketch on a comedy show it is brilliant and an excellent parody (though there are many better)

 

As a contribution to the musical culture of the nation less so

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36 a-ha – The sun always shines on TV   

36 Rick Astley – Never gonna give you up +4

35 Pet Shop Boys – It´s a sin

33 Falco – Rock me Amadeus

31 Communards & Sarah Jane Morris – Don´t leave me this way

29 Whitney Houston – I wanna dance with somebody (who loves me )   

29 Starship – Nothing´s gonna stop us now

26 Bee Gees - You Win Again

26 M/A/R/R/S – Pump up the volume

24 Los Lobos – La Bamba

22 T´Pau – China in your hand

22 George Michael & Aretha Franklin – I knew you were waiting (for me) -2

22 Pet Shop Boys — West End Girls

22 Berlin – Take my breath away

21 Madonna – Papa don´t preach 

21 Jackie Wilson – Reet Petite

21 Mel & Kim – Respectable

21 Diana Ross – Chain Reaction

20 Madonna – La isla bonita +1

18 George Michael – A different corner

18 Steve ´Silk` Hurley – Jack your body

17 Ben E. King – Stand by me

15 Billy Ocean – When the going gets tough, the tough gets going  

14 Europe – The Final Countdown

14 Wham – The edge of heaven 

13 Michael Jackson & Siedah Garrett – I just can´t stop loving you

12 Boy George – Everything I own

12 The Housemartins – Caravan of love 

10 Madonna – True Blue

0 Spitting Imagine - that fucking Chicken Song -6

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37 Falco – Rock me Amadeus +4

36 a-ha – The sun always shines on TV   

36 Rick Astley – Never gonna give you up

35 Pet Shop Boys – It´s a sin

31 Communards & Sarah Jane Morris – Don´t leave me this way 

29 Whitney Houston – I wanna dance with somebody (who loves me )   

29 Starship – Nothing´s gonna stop us now

26 M/A/R/R/S – Pump up the volume

24 Los Lobos – La Bamba

23 Bee Gees - You Win Again -3

22 T´Pau – China in your hand 

22 George Michael & Aretha Franklin – I knew you were waiting (for me) 

22 Pet Shop Boys — West End Girls

22 Berlin – Take my breath away

21 Madonna – Papa don´t preach 

21 Jackie Wilson – Reet Petite

21 Mel & Kim – Respectable

20 Madonna – La isla bonita 

18 Diana Ross – Chain Reaction -3

18 George Michael – A different corner

18 Steve ´Silk` Hurley – Jack your body

17 Ben E. King – Stand by me

15 Billy Ocean – When the going gets tough, the tough gets going  

14 Europe – The Final Countdown

14 Wham – The edge of heaven 

13 Michael Jackson & Siedah Garrett – I just can´t stop loving you

12 Boy George – Everything I own

12 The Housemartins – Caravan of love 

10 Madonna – True Blue

 

[Youth in Asia 1,087]

1 hour ago, Bibliogryphon said:

 

As a sketch on a comedy show it is brilliant and an excellent parody (though there are many better)

 

As a contribution to the musical culture of the nation less so

Their best song was I've never met a nice South African, apologies to any South Africans on here

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I am honestly staggered that T’Pau isn’t right at the top of the list. 5 weeks at No.1 (and topped loads of European charts), consistently does well in music polls, and for my money I can’t think of a single better power ballad. Carol Decker deserves better!

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37 Falco – Rock me Amadeus 

36 a-ha – The sun always shines on TV   

36 Rick Astley – Never gonna give you up

35 Pet Shop Boys – It´s a sin

31 Communards & Sarah Jane Morris – Don´t leave me this way 

29 Whitney Houston – I wanna dance with somebody (who loves me )   

29 Starship – Nothing´s gonna stop us now

26 M/A/R/R/S – Pump up the volume

24 Los Lobos – La Bamba

23 Bee Gees - You Win Again 

22 T´Pau – China in your hand 

22 George Michael & Aretha Franklin – I knew you were waiting (for me) 

22 Pet Shop Boys — West End Girls

22 Berlin – Take my breath away

21 Madonna – Papa don´t preach 

21 Jackie Wilson – Reet Petite

21 Mel & Kim – Respectable

20 Madonna – La isla bonita 

18 Diana Ross – Chain Reaction 

18 George Michael – A different corner

17 Ben E. King – Stand by me

16 The Housemartins – Caravan of love +4

15 Billy Ocean – When the going gets tough, the tough gets going  

14 Europe – The Final Countdown

14 Wham – The edge of heaven 

13 Michael Jackson & Siedah Garrett – I just can´t stop loving you

12 Boy George – Everything I own

12 Steve ´Silk` Hurley – Jack your body -6

10 Madonna – True Blue

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41 Falco – Rock me Amadeus +4

36 a-ha – The sun always shines on TV   

36 Rick Astley – Never gonna give you up

35 Pet Shop Boys – It´s a sin

31 Communards & Sarah Jane Morris – Don´t leave me this way 

29 Whitney Houston – I wanna dance with somebody (who loves me )   

29 Starship – Nothing´s gonna stop us now

26 M/A/R/R/S – Pump up the volume

24 Los Lobos – La Bamba

23 Bee Gees - You Win Again 

22 T´Pau – China in your hand 

22 George Michael & Aretha Franklin – I knew you were waiting (for me) 

22 Pet Shop Boys — West End Girls

22 Berlin – Take my breath away

21 Madonna – Papa don´t preach 

21 Jackie Wilson – Reet Petite

21 Mel & Kim – Respectable

20 Madonna – La isla bonita 

18 Diana Ross – Chain Reaction 

18 George Michael – A different corner

17 Ben E. King – Stand by me

16 The Housemartins – Caravan of love

15 Billy Ocean – When the going gets tough, the tough gets going  

14 Wham – The edge of heaven 

13 Michael Jackson & Siedah Garrett – I just can´t stop loving you

12 Boy George – Everything I own

12 Steve ´Silk` Hurley – Jack your body 

10 Madonna – True Blue

8 Europe – The Final Countdown -6

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41 Falco – Rock me Amadeus 

36 a-ha – The sun always shines on TV   

36 Rick Astley – Never gonna give you up

35 Pet Shop Boys – It´s a sin

31 Communards & Sarah Jane Morris – Don´t leave me this way 

29 Whitney Houston – I wanna dance with somebody (who loves me )   

29 Starship – Nothing´s gonna stop us now

26 Pet Shop Boys — West End Girls +4

26 M/A/R/R/S – Pump up the volume

24 Los Lobos – La Bamba

23 Bee Gees - You Win Again 

22 T´Pau – China in your hand 

22 George Michael & Aretha Franklin – I knew you were waiting (for me) 

22 Berlin – Take my breath away

21 Madonna – Papa don´t preach 

21 Jackie Wilson – Reet Petite

21 Mel & Kim – Respectable

20 Madonna – La isla bonita 

18 Diana Ross – Chain Reaction 

18 George Michael – A different corner

17 Ben E. King – Stand by me

16 The Housemartins – Caravan of love

15 Billy Ocean – When the going gets tough, the tough gets going  

14 Wham – The edge of heaven 

13 Michael Jackson & Siedah Garrett – I just can´t stop loving you

12 Boy George – Everything I own

12 Steve ´Silk` Hurley – Jack your body 

10 Madonna – True Blue

2 Europe – The (Almost) Final Countdown -6

 

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41 Falco – Rock me Amadeus 

36 a-ha – The sun always shines on TV   

35 Pet Shop Boys – It´s a sin

32 Rick Astley – Never gonna give you up -4

31 Communards & Sarah Jane Morris – Don´t leave me this way 

31 Whitney Houston – I wanna dance with somebody (who loves me )   +2

29 Starship – Nothing´s gonna stop us now

26 Pet Shop Boys — West End Girls

26 M/A/R/R/S – Pump up the volume

24 Los Lobos – La Bamba

23 Bee Gees - You Win Again 

22 T´Pau – China in your hand 

22 George Michael & Aretha Franklin – I knew you were waiting (for me) 

22 Berlin – Take my breath away

21 Madonna – Papa don´t preach 

21 Jackie Wilson – Reet Petite

21 Mel & Kim – Respectable

20 Madonna – La isla bonita 

19 Ben E. King – Stand by me +2

18 Diana Ross – Chain Reaction 

18 George Michael – A different corner

16 The Housemartins – Caravan of love

15 Billy Ocean – When the going gets tough, the tough gets going  

14 Wham – The edge of heaven 

13 Michael Jackson & Siedah Garrett – I just can´t stop loving you

12 Boy George – Everything I own

12 Steve ´Silk` Hurley – Jack your body 

10 Madonna – True Blue

 

0 Europe – The (Almost) Final Countdown -2

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41 Falco – Rock me Amadeus 

36 a-ha – The sun always shines on TV   

35 Pet Shop Boys – It´s a sin

34 Rick Astley – Never gonna give you up +2

31 Communards & Sarah Jane Morris – Don´t leave me this way 

31 Whitney Houston – I wanna dance with somebody (who loves me ) 

29 Starship – Nothing´s gonna stop us now

28 M/A/R/R/S – Pump up the volume +2

26 Pet Shop Boys — West End Girls

24 Los Lobos – La Bamba

22 George Michael & Aretha Franklin – I knew you were waiting (for me) 

22 Berlin – Take my breath away

21 Madonna – Papa don´t preach 

21 Jackie Wilson – Reet Petite

21 Mel & Kim – Respectable

20 Madonna – La isla bonita 

20 Bee Gees - You Win Again -3

19 Ben E. King – Stand by me

19 T´Pau – China in your hand -3

18 Diana Ross – Chain Reaction 

18 George Michael – A different corner

16 The Housemartins – Caravan of love

15 Billy Ocean – When the going gets tough, the tough gets going  

14 Wham – The edge of heaven 

13 Michael Jackson & Siedah Garrett – I just can´t stop loving you

12 Boy George – Everything I own

12 Steve ´Silk` Hurley – Jack your body 

10 Madonna – True Blue

[Paul Bearer 6,102]

41 Falco – Rock me Amadeus 

40 a-ha – The sun always shines on TV   +4

35 Pet Shop Boys – It´s a sin

34 Rick Astley – Never gonna give you up 

31 Communards & Sarah Jane Morris – Don´t leave me this way 

31 Whitney Houston – I wanna dance with somebody (who loves me ) 

29 Starship – Nothing´s gonna stop us now

26 Pet Shop Boys — West End Girls

24 Los Lobos – La Bamba

22 George Michael & Aretha Franklin – I knew you were waiting (for me) 

22 Berlin – Take my breath away

22 MARRS - pump up the volume -6

21 Madonna – Papa don´t preach 

21 Jackie Wilson – Reet Petite

21 Mel & Kim – Respectable

20 Madonna – La isla bonita 

20 Bee Gees - You Win Again 

19 Ben E. King – Stand by me

19 T´Pau – China in your hand 

18 Diana Ross – Chain Reaction 

18 George Michael – A different corner

16 The Housemartins – Caravan of love

15 Billy Ocean – When the going gets tough, the tough gets going  

14 Wham – The edge of heaven 

13 Michael Jackson & Siedah Garrett – I just can´t stop loving you

12 Boy George – Everything I own

12 Steve ´Silk` Hurley – Jack your body 

10 Madonna – True Blue

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41 Falco – Rock me Amadeus 

40 a-ha – The sun always shines on TV

35 Pet Shop Boys – It’s a sin

31 Communards & Sarah Jane Morris – Don’t leave me this way 

31 Whitney Houston – I wanna dance with somebody (who loves me )

30 Pet Shop Boys — West End Girls +4

29 Starship – Nothing’s gonna stop us now

28 Rick Astley – Never gonna give you up -6

24 Los Lobos – La Bamba

22 George Michael & Aretha Franklin – I knew you were waiting (for me) 

22 Berlin – Take my breath away

22 MARRS - pump up the volume

21 Madonna – Papa don’t preach 

21 Jackie Wilson – Reet Petite

21 Mel & Kim – Respectable

20 Madonna – La isla bonita 

20 Bee Gees - You Win Again 

19 Ben E. King – Stand by me

19 T´Pau – China in your hand 

18 Diana Ross – Chain Reaction 

18 George Michael – A different corner

16 The Housemartins – Caravan of love

15 Billy Ocean – When the going gets tough, the tough gets going  

14 Wham – The edge of heaven 

13 Michael Jackson & Siedah Garrett – I just can’t stop loving you

12 Boy George – Everything I own

 12 Steve ´Silk` Hurley – Jack your body 

10 Madonna – True Blue

[Clorox Bleachman 2,422]

41 Falco – Rock me Amadeus

40 a-ha – The sun always shines on TV

35 Pet Shop Boys – It´s a sin

31 Communards & Sarah Jane Morris – Don´t leave me this way

31 Whitney Houston – I wanna dance with somebody (who loves me)

30 Pet Shop Boys — West End Girls

29 Starship – Nothing´s gonna stop us now

28 Rick Astley – Never gonna give you up

24 Los Lobos – La Bamba

22 George Michael & Aretha Franklin – I knew you were waiting (for me)

22 Berlin – Take my breath away

22 MARRS - pump up the volume

21 Madonna – Papa don´t preach

21 Jackie Wilson – Reet Petite

21 Mel & Kim – Respectable

20 Madonna – La isla bonita

20 Bee Gees - You Win Again

19 Ben E. King – Stand by me

19 T´Pau – China in your hand

18 Diana Ross – Chain Reaction

18 George Michael – A different corner

16 The Housemartins – Caravan of love

15 Billy Ocean – When the going gets tough, the tough gets going

14 Wham – The edge of heaven

16 Steve ´Silk` Hurley – Jack your body +4

12 Boy George – Everything I own

10 Madonna – True Blue

7 Michael Jackson & Siedah Garrett – I just can´t stop loving you -6

[Clorox Bleachman 2,422]

I thought we killed Billie Jean because it's by Michael Jackson, and it's one of his best songs. Why are we keeping around such a schmaltzy and inessential song?

[Clorox Bleachman 2,422]

Some may not agree, but JaJaJacJacJaJaJack Your Body is absolutely essential! I love reading about breakthrough moments in pop culture, and this very much was that for house music. It doesn't always get the respect it deserves. The video's great too, as long as you close your eyes during the minstrel show parts.

 

 

[lilham 752]

15 minutes ago, Clorox Bleachman said:

I thought we killed Billie Jean because it's by Michael Jackson, and it's one of his best songs. Why are we keeping around such a schmaltzy and inessential song?

More people participating who are sympathetic to Jackson? Lack of hearing that particular song all the time? There's some songs I downvote the shit out of due to being sick of hearing some corny person sing it at karaoke every week.

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3 minutes ago, lilham said:

More people participating who are sympathetic to Jackson? Lack of hearing that particular song all the time? There's some songs I downvote the shit out of due to being sick of hearing some corny person sing it at karaoke every week.

 

Standard though now.

Art versus artist. Far too many of them have black marks for whatever, is this a vote for tracks or for 'didn't fuck any kids' or whatever?

And yes that's supposed to be shocking, we're skirting around it. and no I don't know either.

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Falco – Rock me Amadeus: Horrific.

a-ha – The sun always shines on TV: Great. Fine with this being Top 5.

Pet Shop Boys – It´s a sin: Love.

Communards & Sarah Jane Morris – Don´t leave me this way: Actually quite irritating.

Whitney Houston – I wanna dance with somebody (who loves me): Heard it too many times and didn’t love it from the start.

Pet Shop Boys — West End Girls: Love even more than It’s A Sin.

Starship – Nothing´s gonna stop us now: Yawn.

Rick Astley – Never gonna give you up: Sorry, but the meme killed it.

Los Lobos – La Bamba: Impossible to hate.

George Michael & Aretha Franklin – I knew you were waiting (for me): I have no opinion whatsoever. Almost worse than it being bad.

Berlin – Take my breath away: It doesn’t.

MARRS - pump up the volume: Very 90s, very enjoyable.

Madonna – Papa don´t preach: Meh.

Jackie Wilson – Reet Petite: Right Shite.

Mel & Kim – Respectable: Enjoyable.

Madonna – La isla bonita: I’m no huge Madonna fan but this is alright.

Bee Gees - You Win Again: Pffft.

Ben E. King – Stand by me: Hijacked by karaokeists and killed.

T´Pau – China in your hand: Best power ballad ever.

Diana Ross – Chain Reaction: Terrible. She was better than this.

George Michael – A different corner: Zzzz.

The Housemartins – Caravan of love: Kill it. Kill it with fire.

Billy Ocean – When the going gets tough, the tough gets going: Little known fact, the full version of “I know a song that’ll get on your nerves, get on your nerves…” etc actually carries on into this song.

Wham – The edge of heaven: Should definitely be higher up than this.

Steve ´Silk` Hurley – Jack your body: Clorox said it. Very important and definitive.

Boy George – Everything I own: Hello police? I’d like to report a murder.

Madonna – True Blue: Don’t like it.

Michael Jackson & Siedah Garrett – I just can´t stop loving you: Set aside MJ’s noncery, this is still fucking crap.