Handrejka 1,904 Posted October 18, 2006 Well I'll be off-line for a few days as I'm off to Venice for my birthday. I actually travel out on my birthday so if the plane crashes please add me to thread of people who died on their birthday. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted October 18, 2006 Well I'll be off-line for a few days as I'm off to Venice for my birthday. I actually travel out on my birthday so if the plane crashes please add me to thread of people who died on their birthday. Hope you'll have a great holiday/birthday! BTW how will we know if your plane crashes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 26 Posted November 11, 2006 Well, I'm off to sunny SA tomorrow so keep the place tidy and I'll report back in 3 weeks - unless I get deported for smuggling Steeleye Span CDs into the country, of course. Maybe if I hid them in packets of cocaine I might get away with it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted November 11, 2006 Have a good trip! Regards, ff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted March 3, 2007 I'm off to California to take care of my ailing mother in law. I will only have a dial up connection while I'm there so my appearances will be sporadic at best, and when I get back to Texas around the 25th I will probably just wipe everything out and start over. Hopefully I'll have a minute to put a WDP entry together - if I can even send it. Anyway, if you can't go more than a few days without me feel free to shoot me an email through the board. I'll be downloading my mail nightly - but probably pretty late. I've left you all with a new squid recipe that I actually might try while I'm out there. Enjoy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted March 22, 2007 I'm off to California to take care of my ailing mother in law. I will only have a dial up connection while I'm there so my appearances will be sporadic at best, and when I get back to Texas around the 25th I will probably just wipe everything out and start over. I think I'll join you... I'll be in Austin starting on the 26th and leaving on the 29th. Not sure if I'll have internet or not, so I suppose it's relevant to the thread. I'll also not be on anymore this week, until finals are over, but that's not saying much. Every time I've traveled lately, a DL candidate has died, so hopefully we've got one more coming by the end of March. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted March 26, 2007 OK - I have come to a conclusion. No woman should be forced to stay in a small frame house with her ailing mother in law AND her ailing mother. If said woman's husband returns to Texas ahead of her he deserves everything he finds in the house that has been occupied solely by his teenage sons. Oh yeah....I'm home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 26, 2007 OK - I have come to a conclusion. No woman should be forced to stay in a small frame house with her ailing mother in law AND her ailing mother. If said woman's husband returns to Texas ahead of her he deserves everything he finds in the house that has been occupied solely by his teenage sons. Oh yeah....I'm home. Welcome back Carol Ann. I would ask if you had a nice time but I'll take a guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Real Madron 6 Posted May 31, 2007 Ibiza - back on Saturday 9th. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted June 1, 2007 Ibiza - back on Saturday 9th. Enjoy.................................. erm................ what was your house number again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted June 25, 2007 Quick, at least I hope its quick, off-line status. Moving Day. Have fun you lot without me for a time, for who knows how long? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted June 30, 2007 I'm off on hols to St Ives for the week today. I'm going to stuff my face with pasties and ice cream ooooaaarrrrr. We foolishly picked this week thinking the weather would be all right. Let's hope there's a plethora of rain/water/drowning related deaths for the list while I'm away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted June 30, 2007 Leave space between the pasties and Ice Cream for a few cream teas, luvverly! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted June 30, 2007 Watch out for the seagulls there, they'll nick the pastie out yer 'aaand, the bloighters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted June 30, 2007 Hope no one was planning to leave on holiday from Glasgow airport Pity no one had a spare bucket of petrol to help "douse" the flames of that moron Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 1, 2007 Apparently the Police have named the two scumbags responsible. They were Singhged Inajeep and Madjeep Bhoma.............BASTARDS!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted July 6, 2007 The BBC have sent me to Sudan to follow up on Rose's mysterious death. If I'm not back in a week then start scouring al-Qaeda websites for photos - I'll be the one in the fetching orange jumpsuit minus my head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted July 7, 2007 Apparently the Police have named the two scumbags responsible.They were Singhged Inajeep and Madjeep Bhoma.............BASTARDS!!! I make entertainment out of these people. Mad Jeep, was left with only a tent and a few apples in his childhood. Singhed was humiliated through his whole life, where people threw sticks and stones at his rattled body. They are entertainment. They are clowns. They should belong to the circus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 7, 2007 Well I had a lovely time despite the weather, I ate loads of pasties and drank loads of shandies and had the most spectacular piece of toffee cake in a lovely cafe at Lizard Point yesterday. And then last night some bloke tried to choke to death in the pub where we had our tea. He went all purple and everything and slumped over the table, and his missus was screaming like a fishwife for someone to do something. Luckily he recovered after a time. And the paramedics turned up about half an hour later, so if he hadn't been fine, he definitely wouldn't have been fine by the time they got there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted July 9, 2007 Officially signing back in after our move. Just my luck to chose the wettest day for 150 years on which to move house! Still the main reason not to have been back sooner is the poor state of the new place. Every room needs attending to, and then painting so we have loads of jobs to be getting on with as well as sorting out a hundred boxes of stuff, pulling down full time jobs and looking after our 2 and a half year old lad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted July 10, 2007 Off to Cornwall next week Probably won't be missed by DL though I haven't posted much recently - the bastards bosses have been making me do something called "work". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted July 10, 2007 Off to Cornwall next week Probably won't be missed by DL though I haven't posted much recently - the bastards bosses have been making me do something called "work". The swines , tell me where you work and we'll get all the mods together and sort them out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted July 11, 2007 Off to Cornwall next week Probably won't be missed by DL though I haven't posted much recently - the bastards bosses have been making me do something called "work". The swines , tell me where you work and we'll get all the mods together and sort them out. It's OK thanks. I'm working on a plot to poison them .... maybe add a little something to the Cornish fudge I'll be bringing back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 11, 2007 Off to Cornwall next week Probably won't be missed by DL though I haven't posted much recently - the bastards bosses have been making me do something called "work". The swines , tell me where you work and we'll get all the mods together and sort them out. It's OK thanks. I'm working on a plot to poison them .... maybe add a little something to the Cornish fudge I'll be bringing back. We were in Cornwall last week - if you go to Lizard Point there is a brilliant little cafe attached to a gift shop on your left as you get there - the most amazing puddings and homemade cakes I have ever seen in my fat life. I heartily recommend it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted July 12, 2007 Off to Cornwall next week Probably won't be missed by DL though I haven't posted much recently - the bastards bosses have been making me do something called "work". The swines , tell me where you work and we'll get all the mods together and sort them out. It's OK thanks. I'm working on a plot to poison them .... maybe add a little something to the Cornish fudge I'll be bringing back. We were in Cornwall last week - if you go to Lizard Point there is a brilliant little cafe attached to a gift shop on your left as you get there - the most amazing puddings and homemade cakes I have ever seen in my fat life. I heartily recommend it. Thanks for the hint! I'm a fan of puds & cakes too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
