Room 101

[philheybrookbay 439]

Gyms.

 

Having stopped smoking (again) and in a vain attempt to stop inhaling chocolate as substitute- I joined local gym. 

 

I hate it. Mind you I must be the only person exercising this morning listening to the Archers Ominbus ☺️

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

16 minutes ago, philheybrookbay said:

 

Having stopped smoking (again)

That's where you went wrong smoking is awesome.

[philheybrookbay 439]

46 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said:

That's where you went wrong smoking is awesome.

I know. Fucking loved it. But my heart didn’t 

[time 8,602]

The British in pubs & bars.

 

How is it that the British, known world-wide for queuing respectfully, turn into a braying mob when waiting to get served in a pub?

[Toast 16,140]

2 hours ago, time said:

The British in pubs & bars.

 

How is it that the British, known world-wide for queuing respectfully, turn into a braying mob when waiting to get served in a pub?

 

 

[philheybrookbay 439]

9 hours ago, time said:

The British in pubs & bars.

 

How is it that the British, known world-wide for queuing respectfully, turn into a braying mob when waiting to get served in a pub?

Try getting served in Weatherspoons at 2230hrs on a Saturday night. Then you’ll get our actions 

[Deathray 2,940]

16 hours ago, time said:

The British in pubs & bars.

 

How is it that the British, known world-wide for queuing respectfully, turn into a braying mob when waiting to get served in a pub?

 

It's still a queue. You're going to the wrong pubs. The person who got to the bar before you gets served before you and the person next after you.... you need to see who that actually is.

 

Although the short answer was; drunk people are less patient. 

[charon 4,943]

No it isn't. You missed the part of 'respectfully'.

 

 

Doesn't matter.

 

Smart cuntos sit at the bar, tip the Aussie barmaids and get served first.

[Cat O'Falk 3,290]

One of the nightclubs I worked at used handled beer mugs and multi-tap beer pumps enabling one person to pull three beers at one time.

If there were three people at the bar all wanting a beer each, I served 'em all at the same time. 

 

[msc 18,467]

I found walking up to the bar and going "Aright Tommy (or whoever it was, know your barman imo), how's it going?", quick small talk, served usual, tip... worked quite well.

 

Apart from the time some cunt tried to stab me for doing that, of course.

 

 

[Toast 16,140]

47 minutes ago, Deathray said:

 

 You're going to the wrong pubs.

 

 

[charon 4,943]

8 minutes ago, msc said:

I found walking up to the bar and going "Aright Tommy (or whoever it was, know your barman imo), how's it going?", quick small talk, served usual, tip... worked quite well.

 

Apart from the time some cunt tried to stab me for doing that, of course.

 

 

 

 

Aye, I suppose I'm due you an apology for that.

 

 

Not getting one ya hipster

[time 8,602]

19 hours ago, Deathray said:

 

It's still a queue. You're going to the wrong pubs. The person who got to the bar before you gets served before you and the person next after you.... you need to see who that actually is.

 

Although the short answer was; drunk people are less patient. 

Definitely the right pub - best beer and live music for miles around - just bad timing, getting there just as the band was breaking and all the once-a-week boozers deciding they needed a refill, and they're all either 'first' or 'next'.

 

... drunk people are less patient - ain't that the truth!

[time 8,602]

18 hours ago, msc said:

I found walking up to the bar and going "Aright Tommy (or whoever it was, know your barman imo), how's it going?", quick small talk, served usual, tip... worked quite well.

 

Apart from the time some cunt tried to stab me for doing that, of course.

 

 

That works on quiet nights, not so good when they're three deep at the bar.  

[Toast 16,140]

When someone asks for music recommendations based on certain characteristics, then doesn't come back to the topic.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

28 minutes ago, Toast said:

When someone asks for music recommendations based on certain characteristics, then doesn't come back to the topic.

On here?

Ok, who?

[Deathray 2,940]

1 hour ago, Toast said:

When someone asks for music recommendations based on certain characteristics, then doesn't come back to the topic.

 

Was that on this forum?

[Toast 16,140]

No, not here.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

1 hour ago, Toast said:

No, not here.

[Deathray 2,940]

5 hours ago, Toast said:

No, not here.

 

Mumsnet then?

[Toast 16,140]

40 minutes ago, Deathray said:

 

Mumsnet then?

 

Good Lord, no.   I am merely an occasional observer there. 

[Clorox Bleachman 2,428]

Clickbait articles which have a sentence, then an ad, then a sentence, then an ad, then a sentence, then an ad - ad nauseam, that is. This one (UK areas which claim the most benefits) has 14 points with 92 adverts in between.

 

"Number one will surprise you", no it fucking won't!

 

Obviously it's in Merseyside, if you've ever taken calls for the DWP then you'll know that. There's no need for the article to have NINETY TWO ads before reaching that conclusion.

[philheybrookbay 439]

A work colleague has gone vegan and gluten free.

 

Shes not stopped saying ‘I’m gluten free’ and ‘Is it vegan’ at meal times.

 

No it’s beef burger cooked in lard in a cheap bread roll love. Take your pick .....

[En Passant 3,741]

Thus proving the old adage: 

How do you tell if somebody at a party is a vegan?

Don't worry, wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.

[TQR 14,395]

Yep, plenty of preachy vegans about and every last one of them gets right on the end of my cock. I've become a militant carnivore to counteract the atrocious fuckers.