Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted December 14, 2015 Kirk Douglas is on stilts at 99 and he's still living large. Welcome back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Predictor 1,018 Posted December 19, 2015 Man, you know you're fucking old when stuff like Donald Duck did not even exist during your childhood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kevin Posted January 1, 2016 At 14 now, does Kirk have the record for appearances on the list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,953 Posted January 1, 2016 Nope, Clive Dunn holds it at 16 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jimbio Posted February 3, 2016 Come on guys, he is immortal! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted February 3, 2016 Come on guys, he is immortal! If he's immortal, then I guess he shouldn't be on the list at all. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted February 3, 2016 Come on guys, he is immortal! Was that a typo for immoral? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiroemonKimura 95 Posted March 13, 2016 Michael Douglas, son of Kirk, has 6 months to live: http://www.buenosairesherald.com/article/210488/us-media-report-michael-douglas-facing-terminal-state-of-cancer- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 13, 2016 Michael Douglas, son of Kirk, has 6 months to live: http://www.buenosairesherald.com/article/210488/us-media-report-michael-douglas-facing-terminal-state-of-cancer- Heard that song n dance before. I'll definitely keep an eye on him for 2017 but make no mistake, he will see it. That said, sounds like Catherine Zeta-Jones may become available, and I'm the right age bracket, unless she really likes em 15+ years older. She'll have that pile of MD cash too! Here I am CZ-J! SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted March 13, 2016 So I guess it's time for a poll. Who will die first: Kirk or his son? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 13, 2016 Man that's tough. Gotta go Kirk the Elder though. One thing for sure -- if he buries his son, he will be so lovelorn as not to last two weeks.SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted March 13, 2016 Man that's tough. Gotta go Kirk the Elder though. One thing for sure -- if he buries his son, he will be so lovelorn as not to last two weeks. SC Aye, the oldster definitely, if he knows the young 'uns on the way he might get a move on to join the reception committee. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,963 Posted March 13, 2016 The curse of old age... you survive everyone you know. And Kirk recently lost his sister and the first wife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted March 22, 2016 The curse of old age... you survive everyone you know. And Kirk recently lost his sister and the first wife. It's only a curse if you still remember who they are. Or so Peter Falk said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted March 22, 2016 Kirkwhat about Kirk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted March 22, 2016 The curse of old age... you survive everyone you know. And Kirk recently lost his sister and the first wife. It's only a curse if you still remember who they are. Or so Peter Falk said. Peter Falk has alzhiemers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted March 22, 2016 The curse of old age... you survive everyone you know. And Kirk recently lost his sister and the first wife. It's only a curse if you still remember who they are. Or so Peter Falk said. Peter Falk has alzhiemers. Sorry, my bad, it was Glen Campbell, but he told me he was Peter Falk 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Predictor 1,018 Posted April 28, 2016 Kirk Douglas' latest Huffington Post editorial is from March 2016. It's about the death of Nancy Reagan, a close friend of his. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kirk-douglas/remembering-my-longtime-friend-nancy-reagan_b_9443920.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,311 Posted May 29, 2016 I bet you jinxed them both now:P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomTomTelekom 3,727 Posted June 1, 2016 Kirk Douglas this morning in Beverly Hills. He wears Ray Ban glasses, is smiling and looks okay for his age. He could live another ten years and be the next Zhou Youguang... Or maybe he wants already to say goodbye to all of us with this pic? Who knows.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted June 1, 2016 Kirk Douglas this morning in Beverly Hills. He wears Ray Ban glasses, is smiling and looks okay for his age. He could live another ten years and be the next Zhou Youguang... Or maybe he wants already to say goodbye to all of us with this pic? Who knows.... Who knows? Well, maybe Kirk Douglas, that's who. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,569 Posted June 2, 2016 Kirk Douglas this morning in Beverly Hills. He wears Ray Ban glasses, is smiling and looks okay for his age. He could live another ten years and be the next Zhou Youguang... Or maybe he wants already to say goodbye to all of us with this pic? Who knows.... Is he planning a bio pic where he stars as Ronnie Biggs in his final years because that is the look that he is rocking. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted June 2, 2016 Or a re-make of E.T. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
