Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted April 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said: Are you saying that there are actually jobs in Dumfries & Galloway? Aye Big Jobbies.... 41 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Why do you want to go up there? Its full of Haggis eating Kilt wearers shouting 'See you Jimmy!!!' while necking Scotch from the bottle. You will also be in danger of random attacks by rabid Sporrans. Best of luck. Necking scotch from the bottle...ah those were the days. I'm currently in North Kent - which is without a doubt the most miserable racist hostile place I've ever encountered - Belfast was friendly and charming in comparison; if a bit bomby. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Youwanticewiththat said: Aye Big Jobbies.... Necking scotch from the bottle...ah those were the days. I'm currently in North Kent - which is without a doubt the most miserable racist hostile place I've ever encountered - Belfast was friendly and charming in comparison; if a bit bomby. You have suffered quite enough Icey. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 3, 2017 D&G.... Not West Coast. Be trouble when hostilities commence as near the Border. Too near Glasgow. Yet near to nowhere. If you can sign on, even in ptaaaach, Kent, that would be preferable to a life in that shithole. Lockerbie was improved after.......eh....coff. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted April 3, 2017 46 minutes ago, charon said: D&G.... Not West Coast. Be trouble when hostilities commence as near the Border. Too near Glasgow. Yet near to nowhere. If you can sign on, even in ptaaaach, Kent, that would be preferable to a life in that shithole. Lockerbie was improved after.......eh....coff. O dear. Castle Douglas environs was suggested as a place to live. Is it truly worse than Orpington? Love the West Coast but fear the commute's not do-able Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted April 3, 2017 3 hours ago, charon said: D&G.... Not West Coast. Be trouble when hostilities commence as near the Border. Too near Glasgow. Yet near to nowhere. If you can sign on, even in ptaaaach, Kent, that would be preferable to a life in that shithole. Lockerbie was improved after.......eh....coff. Stop your bullshitting. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WednesdayAddams 103 Posted April 3, 2017 Just for info... North Kent is packed with DFLs (Down From London). 12 years here and I have yet to meet more than around 10 people who confess to actually being born here - admittedly, those 10 are worrying enough by themselves. I know a lady who considers a trip from Thanet to Canterbury to be a major excursion and has never been to London in her life. The local bus garage is staffed almost entirely by semi retired London bus drivers - who when they first get here, cannot believe there is such a thing as a bus that doesn't have an assault screen. As for the racist element.... yeah, true, but they are all Londoners who fled down here a couple of decades back when London started to become over-heated and overpriced. All said though.... there are worse places to live. I can recommend Deal or Sandwich, which seem to be undergoing a renaissance. But I have taken a liking to Middlesbrough since my youngest moved there. It's so flipping cold though which is a downer. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted April 4, 2017 No such 'luck' here Weds - our bit is like Hot Fuzz without the comedy violence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WednesdayAddams 103 Posted April 4, 2017 9 hours ago, Youwanticewiththat said: No such 'luck' here Weds - our bit is like Hot Fuzz without the comedy violence. I read that and immediately Gillingham came to mind. lol 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted April 4, 2017 Gillingham....I was not prepared! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 4, 2017 21 hours ago, Youwanticewiththat said: O dear. Castle Douglas environs was suggested as a place to live. Is it truly worse than Orpington? Love the West Coast but fear the commute's not do-able Oh so Orpington is yet to be relocated to South London like Croydon and Sidcup have? Dagenham and Ilford are now routinely mentioned as being in East London, I assumed Sarf Lundun was also spreading even further to cover whole swathes of Surrey and Kent. At this rate Norfolk will be a borough of North London within the next 20 years. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 4, 2017 Ftr, D&G...redeeming benefit.... The Wicker Man was filmed there, and I always wanted to go to that themed music festival. Usually my sort of old punk bands. But, personal reasons yada yada, I won't set foot in the County. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, charon said: Ftr, D&G...redeeming benefit.... The Wicker Man was filmed there, and I always wanted to go to that themed music festival. Usually my sort of old punk bands. But, personal reasons yada yada, I won't set foot in the County. ...Wanted Dead or Alive? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted April 4, 2017 5 hours ago, charon said: Ftr, D&G...redeeming benefit.... The Wicker Man was filmed there, and I always wanted to go to that themed music festival. Usually my sort of old punk bands. But, personal reasons yada yada, I won't set foot in the County. I always wanted my very own Wicker Man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted April 5, 2017 15 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Oh so Orpington is yet to be relocated to South London like Croydon and Sidcup have? Dagenham and Ilford are now routinely mentioned as being in East London, I assumed Sarf Lundun was also spreading even further to cover whole swathes of Surrey and Kent. At this rate Norfolk will be a borough of North London within the next 20 years. A housing development in Corby advertised itself to commuters as North Londonshire 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 5, 2017 7 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said: A housing development in Corby advertised itself to commuters as North Londonshire I dont know Northamptonshire that well but, IIRC, there was a Steel industry in Corby once upon a time? I think they had to regenerate it into somesort of rural paradise you could commute home to from Londinium. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted April 5, 2017 23 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: I dont know Northamptonshire that well but, IIRC, there was a Steel industry in Corby once upon a time? I think they had to regenerate it into somesort of rural paradise you could commute home to from Londinium. Until a few years ago Corby was the largest town in Europe without a mainline rail station 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,529 Posted April 5, 2017 Corby smells like dried vinegar on a dinner plate. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 5, 2017 14 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said: Corby smells like dried vinegar on a dinner plate. I suspect that you have also just described the smell of a Female Tramps beaver Spadey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 5, 2017 Never trust a town that gave us a Trouser Press.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted April 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, charon said: Never trust a town that gave us a Trouser Press.... I was just looking that up, and was disappointed to find that the Corby Trouser Press does not in fact originate from Corby. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted April 5, 2017 On 4/3/2017 at 07:45, Youwanticewiththat said: Aye Big Jobbies.... Necking scotch from the bottle...ah those were the days. I'm currently in North Kent - which is without a doubt the most miserable racist hostile place I've ever encountered - Belfast was friendly and charming in comparison; if a bit bomby. Come on down to the American South. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 5, 2017 1 hour ago, CarolAnn said: Come on down to the American South. Ive always wanted to visit Louisiana. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted April 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Ive always wanted to visit Louisiana. It qualifies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted April 6, 2017 10 hours ago, CarolAnn said: Come on down to the American South. O yes and with lots of (legal) weaponry. Haven't been west of the I95 yet - but did drive the length of it. Kent has the A2..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted April 26, 2017 Can a helpful Deathlister tell me where online I can watch the new series of The Deadliest Catch? It used to be promptly uploaded on Youtube, but the powers that be seem to have clamped down on that sort of thing now. I did find one dodgy site which had it, but was then bombarded with adverts for Russian porn and Muslim dating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
