charon 4,939 Posted May 7, 2016 LB, please go to the emergency room. For Lardy, that = 'kitchen'... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,091 Posted May 7, 2016 I'm gonna ring the doc on Monday morning, in the meantime I've been too scared to have a sausage roll and I've just declined a jug of Woo Woo. All probably a bit late though if I'm about to become the latest big name corpse around here I got some questions Does your family have a history of heart disease Are you overweight Are you often stressed of angry Do you drink or smoke a lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 19,317 Posted May 7, 2016 Having had the personal experience of this, any chest pains that go on for longer than around 15 minutes = phone 999, and chew down 4 x 75mg aspirin. That is my specialist's advice. They'll do a simple test at the hospital to see whether there has been any heart issues, and you don't want to damage heart tissue, which if you delay you may do. Then if an attack comes, the tissue might not be strong enough to save you. Get it done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,161 Posted May 7, 2016 I'm gonna ring the doc on Monday morning, in the meantime I've been too scared to have a sausage roll and I've just declined a jug of Woo Woo. All probably a bit late though if I'm about to become the latest big name corpse around hereI got some questionsDoes your family have a history of heart disease Are you overweight Are you often stressed of angry Do you drink or smoke a lot. The things kids wank to nowdays....... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,161 Posted May 7, 2016 LB, please go to the emergency room. They call them Casualty depts here CA and by the time she gets seen it will be Monday anyway. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,706 Posted May 7, 2016 I'm gonna ring the doc on Monday morning, in the meantime I've been too scared to have a sausage roll and I've just declined a jug of Woo Woo. All probably a bit late though if I'm about to become the latest big name corpse around hereI got some questions Does your family have a history of heart disease Are you overweight Are you often stressed of angry Do you drink or smoke a lot. No. Yes. Yes. Contrary to popular belief I don't drink often (twice a month at most) however when I do drink I drink a considerable amount. Ex-smoker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,936 Posted May 7, 2016 Actually, mods, can you retract the like on the last post, as the use of 'a jug of Woo Woo' should've been taken into account... Thanks in advance ... Do it yourself? Click on the like button again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted May 7, 2016 Actually, mods, can you retract the like on the last post, as the use of 'a jug of Woo Woo' should've been taken into account... Thanks in advance ... Do it yourself? Click on the like button again. I think he knows that; I reckon it was a comedic post. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 289 Posted May 7, 2016 Actually, mods, can you retract the like on the last post, as the use of 'a jug of Woo Woo' should've been taken into account... 'Woo Woo' ? Don't you mean 'Wee Wee' ? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,936 Posted May 8, 2016 Anyone know what the most liked post on here is? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,837 Posted May 8, 2016 Anyone know what the most liked post on here is? Apparently, this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,936 Posted May 8, 2016 Anyone know what the most liked post on here is? Apparently, this. Cheers. Thought it would've been the post confirming Clive Dunn, Ronnie Biggs or Thatchers death. I think they went a step further and disabled guest posts all together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,837 Posted May 8, 2016 Anyone know what the most liked post on here is? Apparently, this. Cheers. Thought it would've been the post confirming Clive Dunn, Ronnie Biggs or Thatchers death. I think they went a step further and disabled guest posts all together. On the main forum front page, down at the bottom, there's this: The Moderating Team Today's Top Posters Overall Top Posters Most Liked Content 35 users are online (in the past 15 minutes) "Most liked content" takes you to the forums greatest hits, as chosen by the posters themselves. By clicking like. Much to my surprise, one of them was mine. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 2,996 Posted May 8, 2016 Anyone know what the most liked post on here is? Apparently, this. Cheers. Thought it would've been the post confirming Clive Dunn, Ronnie Biggs or Thatchers death. I think they went a step further and disabled guest posts all together. On the main forum front page, down at the bottom, there's this: The Moderating Team Today's Top Posters Overall Top Posters Most Liked Content 35 users are online (in the past 15 minutes) "Most liked content" takes you to the forums greatest hits, as chosen by the posters themselves. By clicking like. Much to my surprise, one of them was mine. I wondered why I received a like on a post from nearly a year back. Had assumed you were trawling historical posts, something I sometimes do, I wasn't even aware of those links. Surprised me to find myself there also, particularly in such lauded company, some of those on there are very worthy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,837 Posted May 9, 2016 Anyone know what the most liked post on here is? Apparently, this. Cheers. Thought it would've been the post confirming Clive Dunn, Ronnie Biggs or Thatchers death. I think they went a step further and disabled guest posts all together. On the main forum front page, down at the bottom, there's this: The Moderating Team Today's Top Posters Overall Top Posters Most Liked Content 35 users are online (in the past 15 minutes) "Most liked content" takes you to the forums greatest hits, as chosen by the posters themselves. By clicking like. Much to my surprise, one of them was mine. I wondered why I received a like on a post from nearly a year back. Had assumed you were trawling historical posts, something I sometimes do, I wasn't even aware of those links. Surprised me to find myself there also, particularly in such lauded company, some of those on there are very worthy. I hadn't seen it at the time and it gave me a laugh. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 2,996 Posted May 9, 2016 Can't reciprocate I'm afraid, it appears I already liked your effort the first time around 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,706 Posted May 9, 2016 Ok, so it appears I haven't died! I've seen the doctore, and basically the arm pains and chest pains are not related - the arm pains relate to a neck injury, and the chest pains relate to acid reflux due to being a fat cunt! Woohoo! I'm saved! However....and I'm being proper serious now.....I was shitting myself at the weekend, every twinge I was like 'fuck, this is it, I'm about to die'. And I started to think why have I been such a greedy twat all my life to get to a point where I'm very fat and worried about dying of a heart attack at the ridiculously young age of 42? So now is the time to make some changes. Less crap and a bit more sensibleness. 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 891 Posted May 9, 2016 Ok, so it appears I haven't died! I've seen the doctore, and basically the arm pains and chest pains are not related - the arm pains relate to a neck injury, and the chest pains relate to acid reflux due to being a fat cunt! Woohoo! I'm saved! However....and I'm being proper serious now.....I was shitting myself at the weekend, every twinge I was like 'fuck, this is it, I'm about to die'. And I started to think why have I been such a greedy twat all my life to get to a point where I'm very fat and worried about dying of a heart attack at the ridiculously young age of 42? So now is the time to make some changes. Less crap and a bit more sensibleness. I can relate Lardy. I've convinced myself on a number of occasions that I've had brain tumors, heart attacks and Lyme disease. Always good to make life style changes gradually. You can do it if it's important enough to you. Hang in there. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,936 Posted May 9, 2016 Ok, so it appears I haven't died! I've seen the doctore, and basically the arm pains and chest pains are not related - the arm pains relate to a neck injury, and the chest pains relate to acid reflux due to being a fat cunt! Woohoo! I'm saved! However....and I'm being proper serious now.....I was shitting myself at the weekend, every twinge I was like 'fuck, this is it, I'm about to die'. And I started to think why have I been such a greedy twat all my life to get to a point where I'm very fat and worried about dying of a heart attack at the ridiculously young age of 42? So now is the time to make some changes. Less crap and a bit more sensibleness. I can relate Lardy. I've convinced myself on a number of occasions that I've had brain tumors, heart attacks and Lyme disease. Always good to make life style changes gradually. You can do it if it's important enough to you. Hang in there. Tension headaches are a bastard for that the first time you get them. Genuinely thought I was going to die of brain tumour despite ridiculously low odds I'd get them. Never been in so much pain. Especially as they can last for weeks on end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,040 Posted May 9, 2016 Anyone know what the most liked post on here is? And I've just put a like on it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,040 Posted May 9, 2016 Ok, so it appears I haven't died! I've seen the doctore, and basically the arm pains and chest pains are not related - the arm pains relate to a neck injury, and the chest pains relate to acid reflux due to being a fat cunt! Woohoo! I'm saved! However....and I'm being proper serious now.....I was shitting myself at the weekend, every twinge I was like 'fuck, this is it, I'm about to die'. And I started to think why have I been such a greedy twat all my life to get to a point where I'm very fat and worried about dying of a heart attack at the ridiculously young age of 42? So now is the time to make some changes. Less crap and a bit more sensibleness. You and this website are akin to the Tower of London and the ravens...you get my drift. Be safe and healthy Lardy. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 19,317 Posted May 9, 2016 Never thought I'd say Huzzah for acid reflux, but....Huzzah! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,837 Posted May 9, 2016 Acid reflex is a right bastard, sympathy, although obviously not as much a bastard as a heart attack. I did much the same recently, shooting pains down the arm and you immediately think "its the heart!" when it turned out to be a pinched nerve. Besides, LB, you need to outlive that brother in law of yours. So you can, I dunno, dance on his grave or whatever. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,706 Posted May 9, 2016 Aw you guys! You're not a bad bunch of eggs, are you! Re the headache thing, totally get that, I have had terrible one sided headaches for a few years now, and in view of the family history (sister died of a brain tumour in 2011) I was convinced I was going the same way, had scans and all sorts, but can only put it down to muscular/neck/stress type stuff. And yes, msc, I fully intend to spit on that cunt's grave, sooner rather than later hopefully - sadly nearly five years on we still have to put up with his cuntfuckery on a regular basis, which does not help with the stress levels! But enough of that - LIFE IS FOR LIVING, RIGHT! Ok, so it appears I haven't died! I've seen the doctore, and basically the arm pains and chest pains are not related - the arm pains relate to a neck injury, and the chest pains relate to acid reflux due to being a fat cunt! Woohoo! I'm saved! However....and I'm being proper serious now.....I was shitting myself at the weekend, every twinge I was like 'fuck, this is it, I'm about to die'. And I started to think why have I been such a greedy twat all my life to get to a point where I'm very fat and worried about dying of a heart attack at the ridiculously young age of 42? So now is the time to make some changes. Less crap and a bit more sensibleness. You and this website are akin to the Tower of London and the ravens...you get my drift. Be safe and healthy Lardy. Hey Mary, I get it - I flap around being annoying and then shit on your hat, right? 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,936 Posted May 9, 2016 I'm be a nosey fuck, and you can rightly tell me to put a sock in it, but what the fuck did your brother do to deserve spitting on his grave? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
