BCAlum2000 42 Posted February 20, 2009 Wikipedia is the absolute worst when it comes to reporting "fake" celebrity deaths!!!! It really pisses me off that there are douchebags there who like to claim that all these famous people have died when they're doing just fine. Why do these douchebags do that? It's not like they're gonna get any attention for this... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted February 20, 2009 Another day, another dead bassist - Kelly Groucutt of the Electric Light Orchestra , has died aged 63. Sting plays the bass... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,469 Posted February 20, 2009 Another day, another dead bassist - Kelly Groucutt of the Electric Light Orchestra , has died aged 63. Sting plays the bass... That's just wishful thinking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 891 Posted February 21, 2009 Socks the Cat. He knew too much. http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/20/socks.obit/index.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twelvetrees 10 Posted February 21, 2009 Socks the Cat. He knew too much. http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/20/socks.obit/index.html Dead Socks, Deadsox? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,651 Posted February 21, 2009 Socks the Cat. He knew too much. http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/20/socks.obit/index.html Got its own thread here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,143 Posted February 24, 2009 News which may interest Lard Bazard: Fraserburgh's most notorious whore is said to have hanged herself. She was known locally for 'befriending' old men for anything from cash to a place to live. If her charm didn't work, she would often break her way into the house and take what she wanted. She was banned from entering the town at one point. Her name was Yvonne Roy. These are unconfirmed reports... Any luck Lard? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BCAlum2000 42 Posted February 24, 2009 Film and television commercial director Howard Zieff has died at the age of 81... http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-...0,1643084.story He's best known for directing Private Benjamin and the My Girl films. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,453 Posted February 24, 2009 News which may interest Lard Bazard: Fraserburgh's most notorious whore is said to have hanged herself. She was known locally for 'befriending' old men for anything from cash to a place to live. If her charm didn't work, she would often break her way into the house and take what she wanted. She was banned from entering the town at one point. Her name was Yvonne Roy. These are unconfirmed reports... Any luck Lard? It's sad to see that you, unlike Ms Roy, haven't made the Fraserburgh Local Characters list, Windy. Or maybe you have, Charlie Flapper Lugs...? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted February 24, 2009 News which may interest Lard Bazard: Fraserburgh's most notorious whore is said to have hanged herself. She was known locally for 'befriending' old men for anything from cash to a place to live. If her charm didn't work, she would often break her way into the house and take what she wanted. She was banned from entering the town at one point. Her name was Yvonne Roy. These are unconfirmed reports... Any luck Lard? No, not unless the old slag has changed her name. And anyway, she prefers men much younger to herself, although if one isn't available, she'll take anything she can get. Never mind, better luck next time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,143 Posted February 24, 2009 News which may interest Lard Bazard: Fraserburgh's most notorious whore is said to have hanged herself. She was known locally for 'befriending' old men for anything from cash to a place to live. If her charm didn't work, she would often break her way into the house and take what she wanted. She was banned from entering the town at one point. Her name was Yvonne Roy. These are unconfirmed reports... Any luck Lard? It's sad to see that you, unlike Ms Roy, haven't made the Fraserburgh Local Characters list, Windy. Or maybe you have, Charlie Flapper Lugs...? Sadly not, no. Perhaps one day, should I become a junkie, whore or woman beater, I will be added to the list of notables. To be ranked alongside Ms Roy and Junkie Ronnie should be every 'Brocher's' dream. yvonne roy is a classic. did yi ken that she gets loads of customers, maks a fortune. she does pensioners specials! Lard, sorry t' heer thit yer mams nae deid. Maybe nixt time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 119 Posted February 25, 2009 That reminds me, Germany's most popular prostitute died the other week. She was a good shag, or excellent value for money or something. I can't say I'd ever met her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 119 Posted February 25, 2009 It's sad to see that you, unlike Ms Roy, haven't made the Fraserburgh Local Characters list, Windy. Brilliant page Harry by the way! Don't they have solicitors in the Broch? Perhaps solicitor was the wrong word. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted February 25, 2009 It's sad to see that you, unlike Ms Roy, haven't made the Fraserburgh Local Characters list, Windy. Brilliant page Harry by the way! Don't they have solicitors in the Broch? Perhaps solicitor was the wrong word. It looks lovely this time of year... Forecast Feb 25 Feb 26 Feb 27 Feb 28 Mar 1 day night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,017 Posted February 25, 2009 Ivan Cameron, six year old disabled son of Tory leader David. I tell you what would be totally out of order, if Gordon Brown announced a snap election now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,143 Posted February 25, 2009 It's sad to see that you, unlike Ms Roy, haven't made the Fraserburgh Local Characters list, Windy. I seem to have made it onto the page...Cringe Cult of Celebrity in Fraserburgh. I would like you thank the party who nominated me. To sit along side the 'Marconi Road Gadgie', Dennis Nilsen and 'Burry the Scurry' truly is an honour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted February 25, 2009 Ivan Cameron, six year old disabled son of Tory leader David. I tell you what would be totally out of order, if Gordon Brown announced a snap election now! It's an equaliser for Dave ... one dead child each now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted February 25, 2009 Ivan Cameron, six year old disabled son of Tory leader David. I tell you what would be totally out of order, if Gordon Brown announced a snap election now! It's an equaliser for Dave ... one dead child each now. That made even ME wince! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,143 Posted February 25, 2009 Ivan Cameron, six year old disabled son of Tory leader David. I tell you what would be totally out of order, if Gordon Brown announced a snap election now! It's an equaliser for Dave ... one dead child each now. Indeed - but Brown still has one sick kid left up his sleeve doesn't he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted February 25, 2009 What with the Jade business, the news media have gone all mawkish this week... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Going Underground 69 Posted February 26, 2009 Randall Bewley, American guitarist with Rock band 'Pylon' has died from a heart attack. No doubt brought on by electrocution. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 11,027 Posted February 27, 2009 Manea Manescu who was prime minister under the Communist rule of Nicolae Ceauşescu has died at 92. No English obit yet.. he's been picked by a team in the DDP but will probably get one in a few days or so... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted February 28, 2009 BBC Radio 4's Gardeners' Question Time stalwart Geoffrey Smith has died aged 80. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,368 Posted March 2, 2009 Albert Schweitzer's daughter Rhena Schweitzer Miller, 90. She helped him with his work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Applecool Downunder 10 Posted March 2, 2009 President Joao Bernardo Vieira of Guinea Bissau assassinated. http://news.theage.com.au/breaking-news-wo...90302-8mc6.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
