DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

 

 

I have a blind date on Saturday.Very nervous!Still can`t be as bad as the last date I had with my strange flatmate(she is still obsessed with me) so I suppose that should give me some reason for optimism.And no my date is not Stevie Wonder

......even if it turns out she has Tourettes??

Hi 😄

[Deathray 2,941]

I have a feeling an absolutely ginormous death is imminent.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,220]

I have a feeling an absolutely ginormous death is imminent.

I swear you made the same statement not too long ago and you were wrong.

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

I have a feeling an absolutely ginormous death is imminent.

Ginormous? Looks like Eddie large will did after all.

[Deathray 2,941]

 

I have a feeling an absolutely ginormous death is imminent.

I swear you made the same statement not too long ago and you were wrong.

 

 

I swear I was right.

[RadGuy 1,614]

 

 

 

 

I have a feeling an absolutely ginormous death is imminent.

I swear you made the same statement not too long ago and you were wrong.

I swear I was right.

You made that prediction in late September 2015.

Unless you're really into British politics, or Cajun cooking, no big death occurred soon after your prediction.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,220]

 

I have a feeling an absolutely ginormous death is imminent.

Ginormous? Looks like Eddie large will did after all.

 

did what??

[Deathray 2,941]

 

 

 

I have a feeling an absolutely ginormous death is imminent.

I swear you made the same statement not too long ago and you were wrong.

I swear I was right.

You made that prediction in late September 2015.

Unless you're really into British politics, or Cajun cooking, no big death occurred soon after your prediction.

 

 

I made it in January and Alan Rickman died. Along with Robert Darene and Buzzy Wilkinson

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

 

 

 

 

I have a feeling an absolutely ginormous death is imminent.

 

I swear you made the same statement not too long ago and you were wrong.

I swear I was right.

You made that prediction in late September 2015.

Unless you're really into British politics, or Cajun cooking, no big death occurred soon after your prediction.

I made it in January and Alan Rickman died. Along with Robert Darene and Buzzy Wilkinson

who the fuck are the last two fuck off.

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

 

I have a feeling an absolutely ginormous death is imminent.

Ginormous? Looks like Eddie large will did after all.

 

I'll never die.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,220]

 

 

 

 

 

I have a feeling an absolutely ginormous death is imminent.

I swear you made the same statement not too long ago and you were wrong.

I swear I was right.

You made that prediction in late September 2015.

Unless you're really into British politics, or Cajun cooking, no big death occurred soon after your prediction.

I made it in January and Alan Rickman died. Along with Robert Darene and Buzzy Wilkinson

who the fuck are the last two fuck off.

 

Whats going on????

You have gone from Sam Dingle to Tom Hardy in a matter of days.

[YoungWillz 21,076]

I have a feeling an absolutely ginormous death is imminent.

 

Either you've just repaired the stairs in Bruce Forsyth's house, or Phantom's told you which new album he's obtained. Am I right?

[Deathray 2,941]

 

I have a feeling an absolutely ginormous death is imminent.

 

Either you've just repaired the stairs in Bruce Forsyth's house, or Phantom's told you which new album he's obtained. Am I right?

 

 

I'm not a stair fitter and I don't know Phantom that well. I feel it in my fingers, I feel in my toes. Death is all around me and so the feeling grows.

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have a feeling an absolutely ginormous death is imminent.

 

I swear you made the same statement not too long ago and you were wrong.

I swear I was right.

You made that prediction in late September 2015.

Unless you're really into British politics, or Cajun cooking, no big death occurred soon after your prediction.

I made it in January and Alan Rickman died. Along with Robert Darene and Buzzy Wilkinson

who the fuck are the last two fuck off.

Whats going on????

You have gone from Sam Dingle to Tom Hardy in a matter of days.

who the fucking hell is sam dingle

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,220]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have a feeling an absolutely ginormous death is imminent.

I swear you made the same statement not too long ago and you were wrong.

I swear I was right.

You made that prediction in late September 2015.

Unless you're really into British politics, or Cajun cooking, no big death occurred soon after your prediction.

I made it in January and Alan Rickman died. Along with Robert Darene and Buzzy Wilkinson

who the fuck are the last two fuck off.

Whats going on????

You have gone from Sam Dingle to Tom Hardy in a matter of days.

who the fucking hell is sam dingle

 

Lay off the Lemonade Kid!!!!

[Deathray 2,941]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have a feeling an absolutely ginormous death is imminent.

I swear you made the same statement not too long ago and you were wrong.

I swear I was right.

You made that prediction in late September 2015.

Unless you're really into British politics, or Cajun cooking, no big death occurred soon after your prediction.

I made it in January and Alan Rickman died. Along with Robert Darene and Buzzy Wilkinson

who the fuck are the last two fuck off.

Whats going on????

You have gone from Sam Dingle to Tom Hardy in a matter of days.

who the fucking hell is sam dingle

 

Lay off the Lemonade Kid!!!!

 

 

I think life gave him to many lemons.

[Toast 16,155]

 

 

I have a feeling an absolutely ginormous death is imminent.

 

Either you've just repaired the stairs in Bruce Forsyth's house, or Phantom's told you which new album he's obtained. Am I right?

 

 

I'm not a stair fitter and I don't know Phantom that well. I feel it in my fingers, I feel in my toes. Death is all around me and so the feeling grows.

 

 

That sounds ominous. Perhaps you need to check your own stairs

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have a feeling an absolutely ginormous death is imminent.

I swear you made the same statement not too long ago and you were wrong.

I swear I was right.

You made that prediction in late September 2015.

Unless you're really into British politics, or Cajun cooking, no big death occurred soon after your prediction.

I made it in January and Alan Rickman died. Along with Robert Darene and Buzzy Wilkinson

who the fuck are the last two fuck off.

Whats going on????

You have gone from Sam Dingle to Tom Hardy in a matter of days.

who the fucking hell is sam dingle

 

He's a bloke off Emmerdale Farm with a facial defect.

[charon 4,943]

 

One of those 'surely to fuck I knew that' things.

 

The Monkees no 2 hit Alternate Title was inspired by Alf Garnet :wut: , originally called 'randy Scouse git'.

 

Why do I not remember this? I mind the song well enough.

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Scouse_Git

 

 

Should be pinned in the Tony Booth thread in preparation imo..

[msc 18,483]

Useless post here, but some random thoughts to avoid clogging up the DDP thread as I count up the numbers for the stats (and it's not like I can tell people this elsewhere!)...

 

 

- There is a team called "R.I.P. it up and start again". I'd only just got Orange Juice out of my head, now they'll be there again for another decade, thanks.

 

- The team name "Time is NOT on our side" cracks me up for some reason. Must be the capitalisation of "Not" suggesting terrible urgency.

 

- Man, Fallen Sparrow literally fell off a perch. Top in 2005 with the greatest DDP debut in history. 202nd place by 2010!

 

- Former champs Whitaker's Choice were still around in 2008. That surprises me.

 

- "They Died and Left me in charge" is another team name which cracks me up. Alas, they sodded off after 2 years.

 

- I had to google Wormer He's a Dead Man to get what it referred to. This probably shows my pop culture knowledge.

 

-By 2010, with Octopus of Odstock winning, Stab in the Dark are quite clearly the best side never to win the DDP at that point in time. Runner up twice, always in the top 20 or there abouts. Don't believe they've come that close since though, could be wrong.

[Death Impends 8,008]

On the front of guessing team names and their origins, was 2003 victor Otis, You Want a Treat?'s name a reference to anything? I always was curious of that.

[Bibliogryphon 9,592]

One of those 'surely to fuck I knew that' things.

 

The Monkees no 2 hit Alternate Title was inspired by Alf Garnet :wut: , originally called 'randy Scouse git'.

 

Why do I not remember this? I mind the song well enough.

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Scouse_Git

 

 

Should be pinned in the Tony Booth thread in preparation imo..

 

This is probably my favorite Monkees song. Inspired by Mickey Dolenz fascination with British culture when he came across for a party held for the Beatles (The Four Kings of EMI sitting stately on the floor).

[Sir Creep 7,070]

On the front of guessing team names and their origins, was 2003 victor Otis, You Want a Treat?'s name a reference to anything? I always was curious of that.

 

Sounds like something an antagonist in a horror flick says to some monster they're controlling, named Otis of course, as in 'Otis, you want a treat?" and then Otis is shown some people he can kill and eat or summat. Some shit movie like The Brain That Wouldn't Die or that ilk.

SC

 

EDIT: Interesting, I found a team by that name playing at THIS (previously unknown to me) death pool.

 

[Toast 16,155]

EDIT: Interesting, I found a team by that name playing at THIS (previously unknown to me) death pool.

 

 

"England/UK - The Economist, Financial Times, Guardian, Independent, Daily Telegraph, BBC"

 

They don't accept the Daily Mail!

[Deathray 2,941]

Why haven't we had a good old-fashioned Class 1 death since Mandela and Thatcher in 2013?