Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted July 5, 2014 If you have ever watched a TV programme called Border Agency, which is about people trying to get into the large island down under, Rolf stands no fucking chance. They're not as daft as us, letting all the scum that we do into the country. Well, unless he has given up his Australian citizenship,I doubt very much whether the Aussies would be able to turn away their bastard son. It COULD be a case of us revoking his citizenship and deporting the c**t, however,Im pretty sure that there will a shit load of human rights laws which would prevent us from sending him back. He's still an Aussie I think so we could deport him once he's served his sentence (probably to avoid the aussies letting him off), wonder if it'd be worth the effort though. Both of his parents were born in Wales and apparently "Those born abroad to a British father before or after 1983 or born after 1982 to a British mother need not pay any nationality registration fees, undergo a good character check, or attend a civil ceremony as they are considered automatically British and can apply for a passport directly through the Identity and Passport Services (IPS)". In other words, he can't be kicked out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 5, 2014 I'm probably taking a bit of a risk asking this, but does anyone here feel just a bit sorry for Rolf? I mean its pretty much open season on him.It's like he was Hitler reincarnated or something! I mean it's not like he actually killed or even raped anyone is it! Have a read of the link I posted up the page a bit, and then tell me you feel sorry for the bearded Stylophone-fiddling cunt - I really didn't want to believe it was true of wholesome Rolf, but it is, so I hope he gets bummed to death by Big Ron on A Wing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted July 5, 2014 I'm probably taking a bit of a risk asking this, but does anyone here feel just a bit sorry for Rolf? I mean its pretty much open season on him.It's like he was Hitler reincarnated or something! I mean it's not like he actually killed or even raped anyone is it! Have a read of the link I posted up the page a bit, and then tell me you feel sorry for the bearded Stylophone-fiddling cunt - I really didn't want to believe it was true of wholesome Rolf, but it is, so I hope he gets bummed to death by Big Ron on A Wing. Big Ron was paroled last week; he's at home on a tag now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 5, 2014 I'm probably taking a bit of a risk asking this, but does anyone here feel just a bit sorry for Rolf? I mean its pretty much open season on him.It's like he was Hitler reincarnated or something! I mean it's not like he actually killed or even raped anyone is it! Have a read of the link I posted up the page a bit, and then tell me you feel sorry for the bearded Stylophone-fiddling cunt - I really didn't want to believe it was true of wholesome Rolf, but it is, so I hope he gets bummed to death by Big Ron on A Wing. Big Ron was paroled last week; he's at home on a tag now. In which case, I hope he gets bummed to death by Andy Coulson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted July 5, 2014 I'm probably taking a bit of a risk asking this, but does anyone here feel just a bit sorry for Rolf? I mean its pretty much open season on him.It's like he was Hitler reincarnated or something! I mean it's not like he actually killed or even raped anyone is it! Have a read of the link I posted up the page a bit, and then tell me you feel sorry for the bearded Stylophone-fiddling cunt - I really didn't want to believe it was true of wholesome Rolf, but it is, so I hope he gets bummed to death by Big Ron on A Wing. Big Ron was paroled last week; he's at home on a tag now. In which case, I hope he gets bummed to death by Andy Coulson. I wonder if coulson will still be saying that prisons are a holiday camp when he gets out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted July 5, 2014 I'm probably taking a bit of a risk asking this, but does anyone here feel just a bit sorry for Rolf? I mean its pretty much open season on him.It's like he was Hitler reincarnated or something! I mean it's not like he actually killed or even raped anyone is it! Have a read of the link I posted up the page a bit, and then tell me you feel sorry for the bearded Stylophone-fiddling cunt - I really didn't want to believe it was true of wholesome Rolf, but it is, so I hope he gets bummed to death by Big Ron on A Wing. Big Ron was paroled last week; he's at home on a tag now. Who the fuck is Big Ron? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted July 5, 2014 I'm probably taking a bit of a risk asking this, but does anyone here feel just a bit sorry for Rolf? I mean its pretty much open season on him.It's like he was Hitler reincarnated or something! I mean it's not like he actually killed or even raped anyone is it! Have a read of the link I posted up the page a bit, and then tell me you feel sorry for the bearded Stylophone-fiddling cunt - I really didn't want to believe it was true of wholesome Rolf, but it is, so I hope he gets bummed to death by Big Ron on A Wing. Big Ron was paroled last week; he's at home on a tag now. In which case, I hope he gets bummed to death by Andy Coulson. I wonder if coulson will still be saying that prisons are a holiday camp when he gets out. Jeffrey Archer said it too and just like Coulson, went on to experience the conditions at first hand. There's a moral there I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted July 5, 2014 I'm probably taking a bit of a risk asking this, but does anyone here feel just a bit sorry for Rolf? I mean its pretty much open season on him.It's like he was Hitler reincarnated or something! I mean it's not like he actually killed or even raped anyone is it! Have a read of the link I posted up the page a bit, and then tell me you feel sorry for the bearded Stylophone-fiddling cunt - I really didn't want to believe it was true of wholesome Rolf, but it is, so I hope he gets bummed to death by Big Ron on A Wing. Big Ron was paroled last week; he's at home on a tag now. Who the fuck is Big Ron? If he's reading this, expect a knock on your front door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 5, 2014 I'm probably taking a bit of a risk asking this, but does anyone here feel just a bit sorry for Rolf? I mean its pretty much open season on him.It's like he was Hitler reincarnated or something! I mean it's not like he actually killed or even raped anyone is it! Have a read of the link I posted up the page a bit, and then tell me you feel sorry for the bearded Stylophone-fiddling cunt - I really didn't want to believe it was true of wholesome Rolf, but it is, so I hope he gets bummed to death by Big Ron on A Wing. Big Ron was paroled last week; he's at home on a tag now. Who the fuck is Big Ron? I never thought Id really laugh again till I saw this. Beautifully innocent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted July 5, 2014 apparantely Harris has his own 'private suite' in prison with his own cable tv and gym equipment.looks like he could behaving it easy ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted July 5, 2014 apparantely Harris has his own 'private suite' in prison with his own cable tv and gym equipment.looks like he could behaving it easy ! If you really believe that, then you really are in cloud cuckoo land. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted July 5, 2014 well he has to be kept in solitary containment for his own safety so it's possible he could be getting luxuries most prisoners don't get Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 5, 2014 well he has to be kept in solitary containment for his own safety so it's possible he could be getting luxuries most prisoners don't get At least he has a properly constructed sentence...... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted July 5, 2014 apparantely Harris has his own 'private suite' in prison with his own cable tv and gym equipment.looks like he could behaving it easy ! Compared to Andy Coulson Rolf is going to have a hard time, he'll already have been loudly abused by his fellow prisoners and - whilst segregated - he'll still take a fair bit of verbal shit, consistently, over the next few years.Coulson is likely to be in an open prison on the Isle of Sheppey by Tuesday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted July 5, 2014 I'm probably taking a bit of a risk asking this, but does anyone here feel just a bit sorry for Rolf? I mean its pretty much open season on him.It's like he was Hitler reincarnated or something! I mean it's not like he actually killed or even raped anyone is it! Have a read of the link I posted up the page a bit, and then tell me you feel sorry for the bearded Stylophone-fiddling cunt - I really didn't want to believe it was true of wholesome Rolf, but it is, so I hope he gets bummed to death by Big Ron on A Wing. Big Ron was paroled last week; he's at home on a tag now. Who the fuck is Big Ron? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,597 Posted July 5, 2014 I'm probably taking a bit of a risk asking this, but does anyone here feel just a bit sorry for Rolf? I mean its pretty much open season on him.It's like he was Hitler reincarnated or something! I mean it's not like he actually killed or even raped anyone is it! Have a read of the link I posted up the page a bit, and then tell me you feel sorry for the bearded Stylophone-fiddling cunt - I really didn't want to believe it was true of wholesome Rolf, but it is, so I hope he gets bummed to death by Big Ron on A Wing. Big Ron was paroled last week; he's at home on a tag now. Who the fuck is Big Ron? 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted July 6, 2014 I'm probably taking a bit of a risk asking this, but does anyone here feel just a bit sorry for Rolf? I mean its pretty much open season on him.It's like he was Hitler reincarnated or something! I mean it's not like he actually killed or even raped anyone is it! Have a read of the link I posted up the page a bit, and then tell me you feel sorry for the bearded Stylophone-fiddling cunt - I really didn't want to believe it was true of wholesome Rolf, but it is, so I hope he gets bummed to death by Big Ron on A Wing. Big Ron was paroled last week; he's at home on a tag now. Who the fuck is Big Ron? Phwoaaaar! Isn't that one sexy motherfucking love machine! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted July 6, 2014 The wife of Rolf Harris 'will die' while he's in prison , says a friend http://www.mirror.co...errible-3817045 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted July 6, 2014 I do not, and will not, believe this. Out-fucking-rageous! Agreed!! I fucking LOVE Rolf!!!! I do impressions of him when I get in a really hot shower - 'ooohmmmm aahhhmmmm mmmmmm ahahahaa oooo mmmmm' - and my second cousin was on Rolf On Saturday OK! in the 70s. So he's all right by me. Funny you should mention that because Rolf has to be very careful when he's taking showers from now on.IF you drop the soap don't bend down to pick it up Rolf ! Know what I mean... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,133 Posted July 6, 2014 I do not, and will not, believe this. Out-fucking-rageous! Agreed!! I fucking LOVE Rolf!!!! I do impressions of him when I get in a really hot shower - 'ooohmmmm aahhhmmmm mmmmmm ahahahaa oooo mmmmm' - and my second cousin was on Rolf On Saturday OK! in the 70s. So he's all right by me. Funny you should mention that because Rolf has to be very careful when he's taking showers from now on.IF you drop the soap don't bend down to pick it up Rolf ! Know what I mean... At least Oscar Pistorius won't have that problem. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted July 6, 2014 The wife of Rolf Harris 'will die' while he's in prison , says a friend http://www.mirror.co...errible-3817045 Nice one for my DDP in 2015 . Just don't tell anyone as i think i will be the only one to select her Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,315 Posted July 6, 2014 She is penciled in on mine too ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 6, 2014 Sir Cliff is no longer a subject it seems. Handed in his passport as he now has one for Barbados (even though you need to marry some cunt to get one). The UK has no extradition treaty with Barbados.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 6, 2014 FUCK OFF YOU THIEVING CUNTS, I PICKED HER FIRST! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted July 6, 2014 Sir Cliff is no longer a subject it seems. Handed in his passport as he now has one for Barbados (even though you need to marry some cunt to get one). The UK has no extradition treaty with Barbados.... Doesn't he realise the Caribbean isn't a, er, friendly environment for him and his "companion" to go swanning around together? Obviously he hasn't learned much in his 73 years of driving a fucking double decker bus around, gormless old cunt... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
