Handrejka 1,903 Posted March 31, 2017 I would probably watch the majority of those above the actual films. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted March 31, 2017 Susan Sarandon is haunted by the ghost of a sex offender in the supernatural thriller dead man wanking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,586 Posted March 31, 2017 20 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said: Susan Sarandon is haunted by the ghost of a sex offender in the supernatural thriller dead man wanking. Its only on the previous page!!!! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 1, 2017 Id love to see a remake of The Marx Brothers Classic 'Fuck Soup' Then, maybe, follow it with that cunnilingus classic 'The Licker Man' To close an evening of entertainment, you would have to sit down and watch a bit of British satire, namely The Cock Brief. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,023 Posted January 23, 2018 Following on from last year's effort, here are the list of Best Film Oscar Nominees: Timothee Chalamet and Armie Hammer star in a romantic coming of age movie that ends in genocide in Cull Me By Your Name. Gary Oldman re-imagines World War II in which Owen Wilson becomes British PM in Dorkest Hour. Christopher Nolan directs the epic story of the evacuation of a local Church Bake Sale in Bun Kirk. Daniel Kaluuya and Alison Williams star in the racially charged story of a dispute over a bad tennis call in Let, Out. Greta Gerwig directs Saoirse Ronan as a woman who is not all she appears to be in Laddy Bird. In his farewell role, Daniel Day-Lewis hears the heavy footfall of ghosts in Phantom Tread. When journalists are forced to become catwalk models, Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep try to outdo each other in The Pose. Frances McDormand draws the attention of a small town to the joys of forks with three prongs instead of four in Threek Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri. Sally Hawkins tries her hand at deadpooling when she discovers how unwell Chekhov from Star Trek is in The Shape Of Walter. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBusiness 407 Posted January 23, 2018 These have probably been done before but aye whatever (also im bad at these lol) Owen Wilson is Grizabella McQueen in the new Cats film Dump 'n Dumper tells the love story between a garbage man - played by Jim Carrey - and a gorgeous redhead who gets her plans to get money to her husband ruined by the garbage man - played by Lauren Holly. Fig tells the story of one Tom Hanks who is allergic to figs and fig trees and tries to do his best to avoid them while growing up. Office Spacey tells the story of one Kevin Spacey who was accused of workplace sexual harassment. Can he get out of this nut? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MasochisticAlligator 7 Posted January 24, 2018 A teenage boy tries hard to convince his peers that his beard is legitimate - Not Fuzz The prostitutes of a murdered pimp seek revenge - Dead Man's Hoes 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted January 24, 2018 On 23/01/2018 at 14:32, YoungWillz said: Following on from last year's effort, here are the list of Best Film Oscar Nominees: Timothee Chalamet and Armie Hammer star in a romantic coming of age movie that ends in genocide in Cull Me By Your Name. Gary Oldman re-imagines World War II in which Owen Wilson becomes British PM in Dorkest Hour. Christopher Nolan directs the epic story of the evacuation of a local Church Bake Sale in Bun Kirk. Daniel Kaluuya and Alison Williams star in the racially charged story of a dispute over a bad tennis call in Let, Out. Greta Gerwig directs Saoirse Ronan as a woman who is not all she appears to be in Laddy Bird. In his farewell role, Daniel Day-Lewis hears the heavy footfall of ghosts in Phantom Tread. When journalists are forced to become catwalk models, Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep try to outdo each other in The Pose. Frances McDormand draws the attention of a small town to the joys of forks with three prongs instead of four in Threek Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri. Sally Hawkins tries her hand at deadpooling when she discovers how unwell Chekhov from Star Trek is in The Shape Of Walter. Ach Wills - you're wasted 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted January 24, 2018 The Bond Edition Dr Ho: Bond gives up the world of international espionage in favour of treating ladies of negotiable affection From Prussia With Love: Budget version of the first film Thunderpall: Deathlisting the 007 way Coldfinger: The sequel to the above You Only Love Twice: Bond tackles the tricky subject of fake Vi agra Diamonds Tar Forever: Something sinister in the world of aggregates - paging Commander Bond. Live And Let Dine: It's Bond vs Hannibal Lecter The Man With The Golden Gut. Bond's on the trail of some very lucrative drugs mules Octopissy. Evil 80 year old women literally plot to flood the world with their own especial micturation The Spy Who Gloved Me: Caring 007 delivers mittens To Be Continued muhahahahahhahah 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted January 24, 2018 Enjoy a tropical workout this new year with Pilates of the Caribbean Rural workmen get the reassignment they've always dreamed of in Transfarmers Uncover the mystery of an undead Emperor: Finding Nero Not the longest of films: Dude, There's My Car A horrific tale of kidnapping via forced caesarians: Womb Raider ...and Uncle Fuck. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MasochisticAlligator 7 Posted January 26, 2018 The Wives of Others - A seedy look into the swinging underworld. Mingin' in the Rain - A successful businessman has an unfortunate secret. Whenever water lands on his skin it produces a foul odour. The Stung - Recovery group for wasp victims. Good Wall Hunting - Meticulous home builder seeks perfect structure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,586 Posted June 14, 2018 Make the impossible possible: Salmon Fishing in the Semen 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted June 17, 2018 Football themed Oldfoy - an awe inspiring biographical film about the extraordinary life and times of retired football referee chris foy. the killing of the sacred dia - a tribal group in senegal think killing ali dia is the only way to cure them of aids. Join the gang in this amusing roller coaster of emotions! Silence of the rams - Derby county fans are rounded up and summarily executed.But Derby county fans are about to find out that being a victim of mass murder is harder than it looks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted June 17, 2018 4 hours ago, the_engineer said: Football themed Oldfoy - an awe inspiring biographical film about the extraordinary life and times of retired football referee chris foy. the killing of the sacred dia - a tribal group in senegal think killing ali dia is the only way to cure them of aids. Join the gang in this amusing roller coaster of emotions! Silence of the rams - Derby county fans are rounded up and summarily executed.But Derby county fans are about to find out that being a victim of mass murder is harder than it looks. You are only supposed to change ONE letter. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted June 17, 2018 Two cowboys meet, fall in love and ditch their demanding job for a career in specialist watersport based porn - Brokeback Fountain Chubby kid-friendly dinosaur suffers PTSD after witnessing a murder soon after emerging from the egg - it blights his life and relationships but Hitchcock tells the story to perfection - Barnie Great white shark's attempt to terrorise a holiday resort comes to grief as he repeatedly ingests ocean going plastic; especially cast off tubs previously filled with peanut butter - Jars Woman with ability to nosh cocks down to the sac discovers incredible talent of mimicking singer in dodgy UK prog band - Heep Throat 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted June 17, 2018 4 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: You are only supposed to change ONE letter. Yea but i get special treatment since i'm intellectually on the breadline. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted June 17, 2018 Last and Furious - film about a very angry street racer who always finishes dead last. A Lard Day's Night - members of the Beatles attempt to consume as much lard as humanly possible in the course of 90 minutes. Paul Blart: Call Cop: - unable to get a job in security Paul Blart becames an FBI listening agent, the only problem being him the call centre being taken hostage, he has to use the phones to get out the situation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Body Snatcher 44 107 Posted June 18, 2018 - Stephanie Clifford wins her law suits and brings down the Trump administration in The Perfect Stormy - A Trump-themed biopic chronicling his transformation into a bloated carcass in The Food, the Bad and the Ugly - Trump's interactions with a news outlet increasingly becomes like white-noise in The Fox and the Sound - Donald Trump gets chased by a swarm in Fat-Man and the Wasp - Melania gets her wish and remains unemotional at her husbands funeral in Blank Widow 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,023 Posted January 22, 2019 Yes, the Oscar Noms are out, so it is that time of year again. Eight nominees for Best Picture....how much better would they be if these were the actual films? Freddie Mercury takes on the Sugarhill Gang in a battle of the spoken word set to the music of Queen, in Bohemian Rap-sody. (Yes, this was a fucker, sorry). A black cop from Colorado goes undercover to expose the rise of Neo-Nazism and the terrible secret of a team member of the West German football team, in BlackkKlinsman. The 18th century Royal court is outraged that a colonist from the Americas is challenging for the succession as the Queen, especially as she cannot spell correctly, in The Favorite. A jazz pianist and his bodyguard travel to Eastern Europe to change their minds on climate change, in Green Blok. Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga get rough with each other in animated form in the Lion King prequel, A Scar Is Born. Every problem Dick Cheney is faced with is a real headscratcher, in Lice. Due to a misprint on a letter from her agent, Valerie Harper travels to Mexico to make a beloved sitcom about a housekeeper in troubled times in Roda. The region of Wakanda is faced with a crime wave when the main character discovers what his real superhero power is, in Black Pantser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,023 Posted January 13, 2020 Seems a week early this year, however, the Oscar Nominations are out, or are they in, so let's have a closer look at those Best Picture Nominees: 4 sisters are determined to live life on their own terms, only to find themselves in the end consigned to the kitchen in Vittle Women. Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson get stuck in a lift, but all is resolved when they get off at the Marriage Storey. One for the astronomers, the latter stages of the First World War are interrupted when a star goes supernova in the Fireworks Galaxy in 1917A. Allen? Busfield? Curry? Roth? Dalton? Hutton? There's serious competition in movieland for the latest role in Once Upon A Tim In Hollywood. The South Koreans take an unusual interest in the excrement of long dead American Forces from the Korean War in Para Shite. A dyslexic wrestler arrives in Gotham City to discover his superpower is turning up regularly to get beaten up in Jober. One superpowered car. One relay team of below average golfers. Who wins? in Fore v Ferrari. The mob move into the florist business in The Iris Man. The tale of a British Prime Minister and how he turns on the ladies in Bojo Rabbit. 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 13, 2020 Follow the wacky exploits of Sven, a very lonely Alps prospector, and his pet moose. In this second adventure, we learn not only does Sven like his beer cold — but his condoms, too! Trozen (II) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,023 Posted February 8, 2022 Those Best Picture nominees in full: An approaching comet threatens the very survival of the hospitality business in Don't Book Up. A Japanese actor falls in love with Vladimir Putin in the road movie Drive My Czar. The early 1970s were not a time you could easily order fast food, so there is a horrendous mix up in ordering Chinese and Italian in Lick-O-Rice Pizza. When life gives you lemons, it's time to use the peel in gangland New York in Zest Side Story. Benedict Cumberbatch has a terrible gardening accident involving a beloved family pet in The Mower Of The Dog. The tale of Kenneth Branagh's first ejaculation during Bloody Sunday in Belfasm. Dystopian science fiction movie in which everyone gets a very nasty case of the worms after a meal out in Dine. The tennis playing Williams sisters discover the deviant nature of their father's sex life in Kink Richard. Carrie Johnson's pussy is revealed to be the gateway to Hell in Nightmare Valley. Deaf people experience the joy of not being able to hear Barry Manilow's back catalogue in COPA. 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,023 Posted January 24, 2023 Yep, time to review those Best Picture Oscar Nominees: Michelle Yeoh takes time to mop up the vomit in Everything Everywhere Ill At Once. Tom Cruise enacts his famous character's childhood in Pop Gun: Maverick. 50s Rock n Roller plays to the immigrants to the USA on the island of Ellis. Lesbian conductress uses her arm waving skills to escape from the canvas sheet thrown over her in Tarp. A small Irish village is the setting for a day trip by bickering transsexuals in The Manshees of Inisherin. Whatever happened to all the Disney grandmothers? Find out in The Fabelnans. James Cameron reveals a long-awaited sequel, where an alien race discover a new home in a Scottish river in Avatar: The Tay Of Water. All soldiers just decide to stop fighting and play cards for the remainder of World War I in All Quit On The Western Front. Ladies who have been sexually abused strap on their strapons and take some revenge in Women Tasking. Hit movie adaptation of the story of the UK 2022 and the three hapless British Prime Ministers in Triangle Of Madness. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Summer in Transylvania 2,170 Posted January 24, 2023 Has anyone yet suggested...? Vivien Leigh finds herself afflicted with a rather dire case of flatulence in One with the wind. Watch Henry Winkler need the loo after dark in Night Sh*t. Be hooked as everyday meals are taught to be turned to cruel means in The School for Food and Evil. A Star Trek spinoff in which one of the aliens pursues his dream of being a musician, only to end up an alcoholic, it can only be: A Star is Gorn. And learn all about the extraterrestrial mysteries that are Black Holes in Star Was. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyfiona 2,572 Posted January 25, 2023 Movie about a Welsh verson of Facebook in the early years - The Wale. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
