charon 4,941 Posted October 7, 2016 Make a birthday cake... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 15,457 Posted October 7, 2016 Hunt for hidden messages The parents are obviously as thick as the kid. All they need to do was read the car for an expiry date and hurl it back in the water. Not really sure why it's national paper important level news. And what a bloody stupid irresponsible way to let the kid break the bottle. Should have put it inside a sack or something first to contain all the splinters. Could have flown up into his eye, or that nice little dog could get them in his paws. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted October 7, 2016 Hunt for hidden messages The parents are obviously as thick as the kid. All they need to do was read the car for an expiry date and hurl it back in the water. Not really sure why it's national paper important level news. And what a bloody stupid irresponsible way to let the kid break the bottle. Should have put it inside a sack or something first to contain all the splinters. Could have flown up into his eye, or that nice little dog could get them in his paws. Pah, health and safety gone mad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted October 7, 2016 Hunt for hidden messages The parents are obviously as thick as the kid. All they need to do was read the car for an expiry date and hurl it back in the water. Not really sure why it's national paper important level news. And what a bloody stupid irresponsible way to let the kid break the bottle. Should have put it inside a sack or something first to contain all the splinters. Could have flown up into his eye, or that nice little dog could get them in his paws. Pah, health and safety gone mad. In my day we just whack the bottle of wor neighbours head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted October 7, 2016 http://fatefulday.eu/result.php?year=1996&age=59 Find out when you'll die! To be honest, 59 was better than I expected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,866 Posted October 7, 2016 http://fatefulday.eu/result.php?year=1996&age=59 Find out when you'll die! To be honest, 59 was better than I expected. Hmm, you should have been allowed to click more than one option. I'm short sighted in one, long sighted in the other and I have an astigmatism. Lucky me. Oh and I have another 30 years left according to that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 10,633 Posted October 7, 2016 http://fatefulday.eu/result.php?year=1996&age=59 Find out when you'll die! To be honest, 59 was better than I expected. 1 day.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted October 7, 2016 http://fatefulday.eu/result.php?year=1996&age=59 Find out when you'll die! To be honest, 59 was better than I expected. 1 day.... Make your next post a good one then. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted October 7, 2016 I died three years ago. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,149 Posted October 7, 2016 I have 52 more years left in me according to that site 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted October 8, 2016 I died three years ago. You're looking well on it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted October 8, 2016 I have 52 more years left in me according to that site You must be either 12 years old or Cliff Richard. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,755 Posted October 8, 2016 Apparently I will die when I'm 69, appropriately enough. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,941 Posted October 8, 2016 Might as well make this N'eer a fuckin belter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted October 8, 2016 Charon, are you obitable? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted October 8, 2016 I died three years ago. How'd you manage that one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted October 8, 2016 I died three years ago. How'd you manage that one? Dunno, it just came up on the screen "you will die in 2013". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,063 Posted October 8, 2016 His avatar is an actual photo. Given he died in 2013, he's looking not too bad, I think we can agree. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,941 Posted October 8, 2016 Charon, are you obitable? We are all obitable, if we choose the manner of our passing in the correct way .. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted October 8, 2016 I have 48 years left to live. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted October 8, 2016 http://fatefulday.eu/result.php?year=1996&age=59 Find out when you'll die! To be honest, 59 was better than I expected. 1 day.... https://postimg.org/image/eimsf0ahh/ R.I.P drol 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 19,983 Posted October 9, 2016 I have 48 years left to live. 48 years more of the Kid's posts? *Books Dignatis visit* (Only joking, I rather admire the Kid's ballsiness on here.) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,279 Posted October 14, 2016 Choose yourself a coffin at comparethecoffin.com https://www.comparethecoffin.com/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,279 Posted October 14, 2016 Oh aye, and play some old vinyl with a new fiver: http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37630555/how-the-new-five-pound-note-plays-vinyl-records Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 15,457 Posted October 15, 2016 Celebrate London Month Of The Dead 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
