Genfærd 452 Posted March 21, 2020 1 hour ago, odeon said: there is no way he survives this year. must really feel like the reaper is coming for him with this whole corona thing going on Watch the fella survive it anyway to die January 2021. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,297 Posted March 21, 2020 35 minutes ago, Genfærd said: Watch the fella survive it anyway to die January 2021. More worrisome for many is that it is Sunday tomorrow, and there seems to be a tradition that British Royal Deaths are often announced early Sunday mornings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted March 21, 2020 10 minutes ago, theoldlady said: More worrisome for many is that it is Sunday tomorrow, and there seems to be a tradition that British Royal Deaths are often announced early Sunday mornings. The Queen Mother died on a Saturday afternoon, and it was announced shortly afterwards, IIRC. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted March 21, 2020 2 hours ago, odeon said: there is no way he survives this year. must really feel like the reaper is coming for him with this whole corona thing going on He'll have had a massive heads up though, so could have been self-isolating for months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 21, 2020 26 minutes ago, Deathray said: He'll have had a massive heads up though, so could have been self-isolating for months. But they have so many flunkies to help spread it to them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted March 21, 2020 48 minutes ago, Windsor said: But they have so many flunkies to help spread it to them. Ah, but hasn't he been living in the farmhouse with a very limited number of staff? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc 84 Posted March 21, 2020 5 hours ago, odeon said: there is no way he survives this year. must really feel like the reaper is coming for him with this whole corona thing going on Agreed, doubt he makes his birthday now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dodrade 94 Posted March 22, 2020 On 20/03/2020 at 18:32, Slackhurst Broadcasting said: He seems harder to kill off than Rasputin. He's "died" more times online than Tony Hart! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted March 23, 2020 On 21/03/2020 at 17:42, Toast said: The Queen Mother died on a Saturday afternoon, and it was announced shortly afterwards, IIRC. I remember that. Was in my friends dad's car he was driving a group of us to play football. The radio stopped the football commentary and started playing the national anthem ,then they announced she died. Only experienced two significant royal deaths in my lifetime Diana , Queen mother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,436 Posted March 23, 2020 13 minutes ago, the_engineer said: I remember that. Was in my friends dad's car he was driving a group of us to play football. The radio stopped the football commentary and started playing the national anthem ,then they announced she died. Only experienced two significant royal deaths in my lifetime Diana , Queen mother. Poor Princess Margaret! 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted March 23, 2020 1 hour ago, the_engineer said: I remember that. Was in my friends dad's car he was driving a group of us to play football. The radio stopped the football commentary and started playing the national anthem ,then they announced she died. Only experienced two significant royal deaths in my lifetime Diana , Queen mother. I was staying with my elderly stepfather. The TV was interrupted with "We are going over to the newsroom for an important announcement" (that's pretty much the exact words they used). Old guy: Whatever can it be? Me (calculated guess at most likely event) : The Queen Mother's dead. Old guy (in utter disbelief): No! But I was right. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,436 Posted March 23, 2020 I remember where I was when I heard Margaret had died - reading the breaking news bit at the bottom of the screen during a really bad episode of WWE Smackdown. Can't mind when I heard about the Queen Mum. Alas, I know exactly how I'll find out about Philip. Logging on here one day in the future and seeing the "Dead" tag! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted March 23, 2020 3 hours ago, the_engineer said: I remember that. Was in my friends dad's car he was driving a group of us to play football. The radio stopped the football commentary and started playing the national anthem ,then they announced she died. Only experienced two significant royal deaths in my lifetime Diana , Queen mother. Experienced none myself (Queen mother died while I was alive but don't really remember much) - wish Phil the Greek would fucking hurry up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slackhurst Broadcasting 374 Posted March 23, 2020 Diana’s death was the first big news story I ever saw breaking on the internet, it was sometime after 1am on Saturday night and I was in a chatroom and someone posted that she was in a car crash in Paris. I put the TV on and they were covering it, but saying that she had a broken arm and was otherwise not much hurt. That was still the story when I went to bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted March 23, 2020 PM to 'address the nation' at 8.30pm tonight. Just got a tingling feeling this is a royal death rather than a Corona thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,025 Posted March 23, 2020 28 minutes ago, Deathray said: PM to 'address the nation' at 8.30pm tonight. Just got a tingling feeling this is a royal death rather than a Corona thing. Hmm, maybe he should be addressing the nations of the United Kingdom, otherwise Blibberwimble is being a bit vague. It'll be nice to spot him, he doesn't get out much these days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,576 Posted March 23, 2020 43 minutes ago, Deathray said: PM to 'address the nation' at 8.30pm tonight. Just got a tingling feeling this is a royal death rather than a Corona thing. It’s not. They’re announcing curfews. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted March 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said: It’s not. They’re announcing curfews. Source? I mean there's a fair chance your right but whatever. Lets take punts on what more civil liberties will be curbed in the name of saving people like the 103 year old who wouldn't have died from anything else obviously? - Non Essential Work? - Walking the Dog? - Exercise? - Wanking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted March 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Deathray said: Source? I mean there's a fair chance your right but whatever. Lets take punts on what more civil liberties will be curbed in the name of saving people like the 103 year old who wouldn't have died from anything else obviously? - Non Essential Work? - Walking the Dog? - Exercise? - Wanking? Wanking is going to overtake fishing as the number one UK pastime for the next 6 months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,964 Posted March 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, Deathray said: - Wanking? On the contrary: https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/11197870/masturbating-helps-boost-immune-systems-fight-off-infections-during-coronvirus/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted March 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, gcreptile said: On the contrary: https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/11197870/masturbating-helps-boost-immune-systems-fight-off-infections-during-coronvirus/ Why the fuck am I considered vulnerable to this stupid virus then? I've spent the last decade boosting my immune system daily. 2 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 23, 2020 10 months from now the birth rate will be sky high as will the divorce rate. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted March 23, 2020 Didn't we discuss this tactic of news broadcast being reserved solely for royal death or natural disasters years ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc 84 Posted March 23, 2020 It’s a coronavirus thing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slackhurst Broadcasting 374 Posted March 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Deathray said: PM to 'address the nation' at 8.30pm tonight. Just got a tingling feeling this is a royal death rather than a Corona thing. No such luck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
