YoungWillz 21,044 Posted December 18, 2019 State Opening of Parliament preparations? Should be portaloos permanently in Central London for the five year shitshow about to commence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted December 18, 2019 23 minutes ago, DeathClock said: What is a portaloo company? I think you folks call it a porta-potty. Brits only use the noun 'potty' in reference to the plastic receptacles used when toilet training babies and small children. 'Potty' as an adjective is a slang term for mad, so when we talk about someone "going potty", we don't mean what Americans mean. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,315 Posted December 18, 2019 I think he should be number 1 next year on DL. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miranda lass 98 Posted December 18, 2019 I didn't think the ordering had any significance? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roaming_comrade 471 Posted December 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Miranda lass said: I didn't think the ordering had any significance? The Ordering is kinda like: (Importance * Likeliness of Dying) + Time of Appearance 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted December 18, 2019 20 hours ago, ladyfiona said: My best mates dad works for a portaloo company. They have been put on standby to go to Hyde Park - He is thinking it could be something to do with Phillip or the queen being seriously ill. Unless anyone knows of a random event happening in Hyde Park soon that doesn't have a name. Hyde Park Winter Wonderland expected to busier with the kids off now? https://www.royalparks.org.uk/whats-on/upcoming-events/hyde-park-winter-wonderland?&f.Park|B=&&meta_d1year=2019&meta_d1month=Dec&meta_d1day=18&sort=metaS&num_ranks=12 And there's a c 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,585 Posted December 20, 2019 In hospital. Sounds serious but then if he was really ill he probably stay at home to die like the Queen Mum did. Surprised we told to be honest. When he dies they won't be any ceremonial events so not sure portaloo's will be brought out (And the Queen seems in excellent health). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,391 Posted December 20, 2019 Hospitalised. Something pre-existing though, so probably no biggie. I still think he'll see 100. EDIT: Beaten to it. me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebless 203 Posted December 20, 2019 1 minute ago, The Old Crem said: In hospital. Sounds serious but then if he was really ill he probably stay at home to die like the Queen Mum did. Surprised we told to be honest. Looks like 2020 is set to be a really big hurdle for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,585 Posted December 20, 2019 The Queen went to Sandringham this morning now Philip has been sent to London. ITV say not taken by Ambulance and it Was a planned admission and expected to be in for a few days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Watcher 317 Posted December 20, 2019 His 4 sisters died in 1937 (!), 1969, 1981 & 2001 so difficult to know where he gets his longevity from. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted December 20, 2019 Do you think the thread will spell his name correctly before he dies? 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted December 20, 2019 16 minutes ago, Grim Up North said: Do you think the thread will spell his name correctly before he dies? Oh gawd, no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JQW 282 Posted December 20, 2019 I suspect he's already carked it, and they held off announcing it to prevent yesterday's state opening of parliament to be delayed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,585 Posted December 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, JQW said: I suspect he's already carked it, and they held off announcing it to prevent yesterday's state opening of parliament to be delayed. Why the hospital mention if that's the case? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted December 20, 2019 1 hour ago, The Watcher said: His 4 sisters died in 1937 (!), 1969, 1981 & 2001 so difficult to know where he gets his longevity from. No need for the exclamation mark - she died in a plane crash. Anyway he was the youngest by some distance, so their years of death don't mean anything. His mother and one of his sisters lived well into their eighties. So did his grandmother Princess Victoria, so it might be a gene that's come down from Queen Victoria. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,945 Posted December 20, 2019 31 minutes ago, JQW said: I suspect he's already carked it, and they held off announcing it to prevent yesterday's state opening of parliament to be delayed. Bullshit. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Watcher 317 Posted December 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Toast said: No need for the exclamation mark - she died in a plane crash. Anyway he was the youngest by some distance, so their years of death don't mean anything. His mother and one of his sisters lived well into their eighties. So did his grandmother Princess Victoria, so it might be a gene that's come down from Queen Victoria. Yes, he was the youngest by some years & one sister died in a plane crash aged 26 - apparently having just given birth to add to the tragedy - although some think the crash was due to the pilot trying to land urgently due to her condition. However, his father was only 62 when he died, & apart from the sister who reached 87, the others were only 63 & 76. It is generally believed that due to the Russian royal family being 'abandoned' by George V, it was felt that the same could not happen to 'Greek Phil' - otherwise he may have only been a footnote in history & rumoured to have been born on a kitchen table. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dean1991 116 Posted December 20, 2019 Don't think its anything serious going by news that the Queen is still going off on holiday anyway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,585 Posted December 20, 2019 Helicopted to hospital and suffering flu like symptoms. Sounds like the end might be near. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 861 Posted December 20, 2019 36 minutes ago, dean1991 said: Don't think its anything serious going by news that the Queen is still going off on holiday anyway Did the same thing when her dad died. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,585 Posted December 20, 2019 1 minute ago, redrumours said: Did the same thing when her dad died. Of course he died from a embolism. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted December 20, 2019 He's 98 and not very well, so why subject him to a three-hour car journey if there's a helicopter at their disposal? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,970 Posted December 20, 2019 Hmhmhm... could be a long night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,585 Posted December 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, gcreptile said: Hmhmhm... could be a long night. Royal deaths never announced over night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites