Ideas And Possibilities For 2015

[maryportfuncity 9,987]

It is pretty amazing to be fair. Not sure how riding a bike over that kind of mountain terrain affects the landscape though, presumably badly?

 

It'd do no favours for your bike or bollocks either (apologies ladies, the last one only relates to some of your fellow posters).

[Toast 14,797]

It is pretty amazing to be fair. Not sure how riding a bike over that kind of mountain terrain affects the landscape though, presumably badly?

 

It'd do no favours for your bike or bollocks either (apologies ladies, the last one only relates to some of your fellow posters).

 

I see he picks the bike up and carries it in some places. Isn't that cheating?

[Deathray 2,933]

It is pretty amazing to be fair. Not sure how riding a bike over that kind of mountain terrain affects the landscape though, presumably badly?

 

It'd do no favours for your bike or bollocks either (apologies ladies, the last one only relates to some of your fellow posters).

 

Isn't there only one (or possibly two, I can never work out Toast's genre) women on this forum anyway? It'd probably not be good for the vaginal/backsidal area though, I'd presume?

[Handrejka 1,840]

Michaela Strachan has double masectomy.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29496903

[Deathray 2,933]

Michaela Strachan has double masectomy.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29496903

 

Scouting for girls are going to be upset

 

 

 

[Toast 14,797]

It is pretty amazing to be fair. Not sure how riding a bike over that kind of mountain terrain affects the landscape though, presumably badly?

 

It'd do no favours for your bike or bollocks either (apologies ladies, the last one only relates to some of your fellow posters).

 

Isn't there only one (or possibly two, I can never work out Toast's genre) women on this forum anyway? It'd probably not be good for the vaginal/backsidal area though, I'd presume?

 

Well, it's not Pornogrind.

[CaptainChorizo 1,893]

Stephen Collins The actor who played the dad/priest on the tv show 7th Heaven is on tape admitting to his wife that he molested young girls. A good possbility in 2015 for dying via being shanked with a knife in jail.

[the_engineer 1,405]

Stephen Collins The actor who played the dad/priest on the tv show 7th Heaven is on tape admitting to his wife that he molested young girls. A good possbility in 2015 for dying via being shanked with a knife in jail.

 

He sounds so depressed suicide shouldn't be ruled out either .

[maryportfuncity 9,987]

Brittany Maynard, nailed on (but only if there are interventions before 1 Nov and for the remaining weeks of the year).

 

http://www.washingto...eath-for-nov-1/

[wolverine10 10]

Bart Starr

[Deathray 2,933]

It is pretty amazing to be fair. Not sure how riding a bike over that kind of mountain terrain affects the landscape though, presumably badly?

 

It'd do no favours for your bike or bollocks either (apologies ladies, the last one only relates to some of your fellow posters).

 

Isn't there only one (or possibly two, I can never work out Toast's genre) women on this forum anyway? It'd probably not be good for the vaginal/backsidal area though, I'd presume?

 

Well, it's not Pornogrind.

 

I, of course, meant Gender.

[charon 4,938]

Oft touted daisy Berkowitz seems in good nick.

 

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/countygrind/2014/10/marilyn_manson_and_the_spooky_kids_daisy_berkowitz.php?page=3

[Predictor 1,007]

William Phipps (born 1922). Notable for doing the voice of Prince Charming in Disney's Cinderella. Not so charming is the fact that he seem to be in bad health.

since last year.

 

February 5, 2013:

"Just got off the phone with Bill, and he appreciated being remembered for his birthday! He wanted me to pass along that he always enjoys hearing from everyone, and to feel free to drop him a line at his PO box posted in the "About" link at the top of the page. There was something I was reluctant to pass along last time, for fear it might be infringing on his privacy, but he just told me he doesn't mind, and would like everyone to know what's going on with him. The health issue I mentioned last time is prostate cancer. He apparently had a bout with it a while back in the '90s, and now it's come back again. He went to the doctor again today, and they're treating it the best they can. Bill sounded to be in excellent spirits and feeling pretty well when I just talked to him, so let's all wish him the best! He also wanted me to remind the male fans here to go get your prostates checked out!"

 

May 18, 2013:

"Well, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is...we almost lost Bill recently. The good news is...we didn't lose Bill! I just got off the phone with him a little while ago, and he wanted me to pass along the story of what happened. About a week and a half ago, he woke up about 2 a.m. feeling wet. He figured at first "Well, I'm 91, the ol' bladder has to go some time!" But it didn't take long to realize it was actually blood! The ambulance came and took him to the hospital, and it turned out he had an artery in his intestines burst, and while he slept he, shall we say, "emitted" about 1/3 of his total volume of blood! They fixed him up, and he's home now, a little weak, but sounding like he's in good spirits! He said his bed looked like someone butchered a hog in his room! Anyway, he called me to pass that along, and to let everyone know he's doing okay for now. Feel free to drop him a line and wish him well...he loves hearing from everyone!"

 

August 25, 2013:

"Called Bill last week and was waiting to hear back from him, and he finally returned my call last night. Turns out we almost lost him again. He said on the 14th he was sitting at Lily's, the cafe he frequents, and he just kind of froze up. People were trying to talk to him, but he was just unresponsive. They took him to UCLA Medical, and he has several blockages in his heart. They did surgery and put two shunts in a couple passages, and he has to rest up and go back for a third shunt next month. He sounded in good spirits, as he usually is, and he just wanted to let everyone know he's still kickin'. Drop him and card or something in the mail and send along your best wishes for a speedy recovery. He's been through a lot lately!"

[maryportfuncity 9,987]

John Cantlie has posted his fourth video (a record, I think, for someone in his situation). Can't believe for one second his captors have any serious intent of releasing him without a ransom, and clearly the continued kidnapping suggests there's no cash forthcoming. On the other hand, he's a natural in front of camera, getting loads of hits and quite useful as a profile raiser (hell, they might keep him and offer an advertising slot in video #5). An outside chance, then, that he'll still be posting on New Year's Day.

[Sean 5,997]

Oft touted daisy Berkowitz seems in good nick.

 

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/countygrind/2014/10/marilyn_manson_and_the_spooky_kids_daisy_berkowitz.php?page=3

 

It seems a bit too optimistic if you ask me he clearly still has medical issues and there is no mention of beating the cancer and as it is stage 4 the odds are only 8% for surviving for five years.

[Guest Kobane Juggler]

John Cantlie has posted his fourth video (a record, I think, for someone in his situation). Can't believe for one second his captors have any serious intent of releasing him without a ransom, and clearly the continued kidnapping suggests there's no cash forthcoming. On the other hand, he's a natural in front of camera, getting loads of hits and quite useful as a profile raiser (hell, they might keep him and offer an advertising slot in video #5). An outside chance, then, that he'll still be posting on New Year's Day.

 

I fear that IS have enough hostages in stock to plan a 12 Days of Christmas spectacular, or at least some other Yuletide surprise to divert the attention of us Kafirs away from the usual fare of the Queen's Speech and re-runs of Only Fools and Horses.

[maryportfuncity 9,987]

John Cantlie has posted his fourth video (a record, I think, for someone in his situation). Can't believe for one second his captors have any serious intent of releasing him without a ransom, and clearly the continued kidnapping suggests there's no cash forthcoming. On the other hand, he's a natural in front of camera, getting loads of hits and quite useful as a profile raiser (hell, they might keep him and offer an advertising slot in video #5). An outside chance, then, that he'll still be posting on New Year's Day.

 

I fear that IS have enough hostages in stock to plan a 12 Days of Christmas spectacular, or at least some other Yuletide surprise to divert the attention of us Kafirs away from the usual fare of the Queen's Speech and re-runs of Only Fools and Horses.

 

Aye, it'll be Only Fools and Headless, then.

[Rotten Ali 599]

Is this your coat?

[charon 4,938]

Neil Patrick Harris is to host the Oscars.

 

Now his statement was..

 

"To be asked to follow in the footsteps of Johnny Carson, Billy Crystal, Ellen DeGeneres, and everyone else who had the great fortune of hosting is a bucket list dream come true,'' Harris said in a statement released by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.

 

Why have a bucket list........?

 

Now he is gay, looks like shit....

 

 

Justasayin.

[Dr. Zorders 1,269]

Neil Patrick Harris is to host the Oscars.

 

Now his statement was..

 

"To be asked to follow in the footsteps of Johnny Carson, Billy Crystal, Ellen DeGeneres, and everyone else who had the great fortune of hosting is a bucket list dream come true,'' Harris said in a statement released by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.

 

Why have a bucket list........?

 

Now he is gay, looks like shit....

 

 

Justasayin.

 

oh jeez.

 

The only reason he has a bucket list is because so many "young" people like him these days are gimps who do that kind of thing. He's like 40 btw, so he's probably not gonna look that "good", especially after years of drugged up Hollywood partying but actually he looks fairly fine.

 

But you might have a point in a sort of roundabout "through the back door" (no pun intended) way cause anyone who is actually excited to host that 10-hour long chunk of tedium might well be ill.

[the_engineer 1,405]

John Cantlie has posted his fourth video (a record, I think, for someone in his situation). Can't believe for one second his captors have any serious intent of releasing him without a ransom, and clearly the continued kidnapping suggests there's no cash forthcoming. On the other hand, he's a natural in front of camera, getting loads of hits and quite useful as a profile raiser (hell, they might keep him and offer an advertising slot in video #5). An outside chance, then, that he'll still be posting on New Year's Day.

 

I fear that IS have enough hostages in stock to plan a 12 Days of Christmas spectacular, or at least some other Yuletide surprise to divert the attention of us Kafirs away from the usual fare of the Queen's Speech and re-runs of Only Fools and Horses.

 

Aye, it'll be Only Fools and Headless, then.

 

Stick him in a orange jumpsuit

I'll fetch the hatchet from the van

because if you want a beheading and you don't ask questions

then brother i'm your imam

 

where these hostages come from is a mystery

its like not eat pork or bow 5 times daily .

[Spade_Cooley 9,001]

The new Half Man Half Biscuit album has leaked, thus giving us a chance to see which namechecked celebs will fall to the "Curse of HMHB" (the fact that notaries that feature in Nigel Blackwell's lyrics have a propensity to drop dead soon afterwards) in 2015. On first listen, my money is on 1970s easy listening popster Mac Kissoon, who will turn 72 next year.

[Bibliogryphon 8,615]

The new Half Man Half Biscuit album has leaked, thus giving us a chance to see which namechecked celebs will fall to the "Curse of HMHB" (the fact that notaries that feature in Nigel Blackwell's lyrics have a propensity to drop dead soon afterwards) in 2015. On first listen, my money is on 1970s easy listening popster Mac Kissoon, who will turn 72 next year.

 

Are there documented victims of this curse?

[Dr. Zorders 1,269]

Are there documented victims of this curse?

 

Len Ganley, snooker ref (song: "The Len Ganley Stance")

Fred Titmus, cricketer (song: "Fuckin' Ell, It's Fred Titmus")

 

Both died in 2011 they're the only ones I know of. Both songs are proper funny too.

[Magere Hein 1,397]

Hmm. I think that those Curse of foo rumours are a bit of a fraud. After all, if you wait long enough all people (or tortoises, for that matter) on any list will die. Now if those people would die within a year or so after publication and all in the same way, you'd be on to something, but this all sounds rather thin.

 

regards,

Hein