RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted January 5, 2018 And they call Skeletor the "bad guy". Pretty sure that is sexual assault 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 5, 2018 From the same boy as did that brilliant thing in the Trump thread, one for all the GoT fans.... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 6, 2018 As Batman might say, It's curtains for you! A pensioner was rushed to hospital after getting seven curtain rings stuck on his penis, it has been claimed. The 67-year-old had taken SPAM before apparently experimenting with the plastic rings as a sex toy. But the OAP then nodded off at his flat in a sheltered housing complex in Lanarkshire, Scotland, and found the rings were 'jammed' when he woke up, the Sun reports. He first called for an ambulance but paramedics were unable to remove them. The pensioner was taken to Wishaw General Hospital where the rings were removed using lubricant. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBusiness 407 Posted January 7, 2018 How do you even fuck up that bad I have no idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thatcher 2,377 Posted January 7, 2018 What a gloomy bunch of kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 7, 2018 24 minutes ago, Thatcher said: What a gloomy bunch of kids. That was part of Granada TVs '7 up' series that followed children, from the age of seven (IIRC in 1963 ) then revisited them every seven years onwards. I think the last revist was 56 up, I assume it died a natural death from there. It was a fascinating series, the most notable child, Neil, was a story in itself. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,421 Posted January 7, 2018 14 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: That was part of Granada TVs '7 up' series that followed children, from the age of seven (IIRC in 1963 ) then revisited them every seven years onwards. I think the last revist was 56 up, I assume it died a natural death from there. It was a fascinating series, the most notable child, Neil, was a story in itself. Well, next one is due next year - 63 UP - and one of the kids has died since. Not Neil, think he's a minor Lib Dem councillor now? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 7, 2018 41 minutes ago, msc said: Well, next one is due next year - 63 UP - and one of the kids has died since. Not Neil, think he's a minor Lib Dem councillor now? I think he is too. I think he ended up in London. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 7, 2018 Poor bastard. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,581 Posted January 8, 2018 I see the Express thinks Burton-on-Trent is in Germany... Quote Last week it was announced that Unilever was planning to move production of Colman’s Mustard to Germany in 2019, leaving its historic Norwich factory. Unilever, which has owned the iconic English brand since 1995, confirmed that 113 jobs will be affected when production moves to Burton on-Trent. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,295 Posted January 8, 2018 On 1/8/2018 at 17:36, time said: I see the Express thinks Burton-on-Trent is in Germany... Crazy! Just so everyone here knows: most of the chocolate that used to be Nowegian is now produced in Poland! Freia sjokolade is an example. Anything to save a buck/Norwegian Crown - by the way the taste changed as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 10, 2018 26 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: Cute but fake. The last 4 day's temps make no sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted January 10, 2018 The feels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThePrematureBurial 224 Posted January 11, 2018 Quote 1. John Tyler was 63 when his son Lyon was born (1853). 2. Lyon was 71 when Lyon Jr. was born (1924), and 75 when Harrison was born (1928). 3. Both sons are still alive. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,963 Posted January 11, 2018 A picture just seen on the front page of the Mirror...has a bit of a "before / after meth" feel to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,953 Posted January 11, 2018 Putin - not even once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted January 17, 2018 http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/specsavers-driver-left-red-faced-14163189?service=responsive&_ga=2.246253760.556613431.1516220422-70763856.1436975271#IC 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
