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1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

To be fair, any massive twat that falls for that is beyond help.

It's normally free holidays....;)

Aye, or 57" TVs with a slightly damaged box. Fcuk wits deserve to be scammed if they believe they'll win something for nothing. 

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Workers at a Colorado power plant got a surprise early Sunday morning when a naked man hailed them from atop a 150-foot steel tower for high-voltage power lines, police say.

Police arrived at Comanche Power Plant in Pueblo, Colorado, about 4 a.m. to find the 29-year-old New Mexico man apparently stuck on top of the tower.  The man, who had kept a pair of boxer shorts, put them on and descended far enough down the tower to reach the ladder.
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Sister's eldest's wife produced a son. I am indeed a Great Uncle. To Tomsk, Orinoco, Bungo et al add.....Arthur.

At least Ford Prefect or Zaphod would have been funny...

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On ‎26‎/‎08‎/‎2019 at 22:22, Wee Jum said:

 

Reminds me of this
 

 

Would have been funny if the angle grinder was just out of reach or not plugged in but as it is, it looks set up.

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What about this then?  Man goes on a business trip, picks up a stranger in the hotel and dies of a heart attack while having sex with her.

The French court decides it was an industrial accident :blink:  so his company has to pay compensation.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-49662134

One for the "you couldn't make it up" file.

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7 hours ago, Bentrovato said:

I would apologise. And thought about doing so. But sorry, this just bleakly darkly funny.  https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/man-who-proposed-to-girlfriend-underwater-never-emerged/ar-AAHD876?ocid=spartanntp

 

He knew what a terrible mistake he made and what was in store for him. 

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2 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:

 

Angry, embarrassing? We consist of atoms, don't we? Perhaps collections of atoms can be angry or embarrassing, but why don't you provide us with a theory that can be tested

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46 minutes ago, bladan said:

Angry, embarrassing? We consist of atoms, don't we? Perhaps collections of atoms can be angry or embarrassing, but why don't you provide us with a theory that can be tested

some of us have more atoms than others

 

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