The Ukraine Crisis

[YoungWillz 21,050]

10 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

Putin has out the Russian Nuclear forces on high alert. Worrying development. Is he planing on attacking NATO directly. 

Evidence? Link?

 

(better not be TASS).

[ladyfiona 2,587]

Bald is now uploading:

 

 

[Youth in Asia 1,087]

I'm convinced he's going to make a specific nuclear threat to a specific city within the next few days, and there will be mass panic and evacuation of that city. If that city is in NATO, I believe NATO has to make a corresponding threat in return.

Where's Roger Moore when you need him? Oh yes, dead.

[markb4 902]

Ukrainian delegates to meet with Russians at Belarus border

[Joey Russ 7,228]

1 hour ago, YoungWillz said:

Evidence? Link?

 

(better not be TASS).

 

[Toast 16,140]

FFS.  Can't the Russians just remove this maniac?

[msc 18,477]

1 hour ago, YoungWillz said:

Evidence? Link?

 

(better not be TASS).

Vladimir Putin puts Russia’s nuclear deterrence forces on high alert | Russia | The Guardian

 

I believe this is what we call someone panicking after their easy war keeps buggering up...

 

 

1 minute ago, Toast said:

FFS.  Can't the Russians just remove this maniac?

 

Genuinely if things keep up on current form I don't think that's far off. Which none of us would have predicted a week ago.

[Grim Up North 3,726]

It does show what can happen if one leader of a major world power gets to an age/mental state/health state where he doesn’t give a shit any more.

[The Old Crem 3,605]

1 hour ago, Youth in Asia said:

I'm convinced he's going to make a specific nuclear threat to a specific city within the next few days, and there will be mass panic and evacuation of that city. If that city is in NATO, I believe NATO has to make a corresponding threat in return.

Where's Roger Moore when you need him? Oh yes, dead.

It might be one if the Baltic capitals.

[Youth in Asia 1,087]

I think that's unlikely as there are large Russian minorities there. Helsinki?

[ladyfiona 2,587]

 

[YoungWillz 21,050]

Clive Myrie in Kiev (or Kyiv - as in Keev as we are being educated).

 

After this is all over, going to be a shit Celebrity Mastermind:

 

Name?

 

Vladimir Putin.

 

Occupation?

 

Eternal Sunshine Of The Russian Mind.

 

And your specialist subject?

 

Mutually Assured Destruction - 2022 To 2022.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

2 hours ago, msc said:

Vladimir Putin puts Russia’s nuclear deterrence forces on high alert | Russia | The Guardian

 

I believe this is what we call someone panicking after their easy war keeps buggering up...

 

 

 

Genuinely if things keep up on current form I don't think that's far off. Which none of us would have predicted a week ago.

Yeah, I have a feeling that he he gets any more bat shit crazy a military coup will be on the cards and the cunt will be removed.

[the_engineer 1,415]

Didn't see the prospect of nuclear war being on the cards this year. Frightening stuff really. Who would he nuke? Ukraine ? France? UK?

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

4 hours ago, Toast said:

FFS.  Can't the Russians just remove this maniac?

 

 

Seen some discussions on his health - mental and physical - in papers like The Sunday Times which suggest his isoloation from others has brought the paranoia to dangerous levels. We've joked hereabouts about his Botox face but it's round enough that it could be partly down to steroids because he's on anti-retrovirals, which would explain his huge fear of Covid (because his immune system might be really vulnerable)

 

Relevant, maybe, because removal on medical grounds might be an option. Seriously, if his closest military advisors start to believe he'll deploy tactical nukes, you'd expect even Russians supporting a leader would intervene before he unleashes a process that'll destroy their nation.

[The Old Crem 3,605]

 

I’m scared now.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

13 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

 

I’m scared now.

It's Russian State TV FFS!!!

It isn't like they will be prone to bull shitting.

Look, if they start launching, the West will have to do it too and Russia will cease to exist.

What, exactly, will Putin gain from that? Fuck all.

[Toast 16,140]

We need a hero

 

[The Old Crem 3,605]

13 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

It's Russian State TV FFS!!!

It isn't like they will be prone to bull shitting.

Look, if they start launching, the West will have to do it too and Russia will cease to exist.

What, exactly, will Putin gain from that? Fuck all.

But if Putin is dying maybe he won’t care about killing everyone else in the meantime.

[TQR 14,398]

11 minutes ago, Toast said:

We need a hero

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

9 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

But if Putin is dying maybe he won’t care about killing everyone else in the meantime.

He may not but his generals may well think differently.

[the_engineer 1,415]

Have they moved the doomsday clock to midnight yet? 

 

Don't forget the hero Stanislav Petrov let's hope there's another one out there. 

[RoverAndOut 4,746]

38 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

I’m scared now.

 

You need a reality check. He's not going to threaten a NATO city. He's more likely to threaten Kyiv. And even then, I don't think it's a given. It's a provocation and, as @msc says, a sign that Ukraine is turning into a complete mess, both on the ground and diplomatically. Four days in, he did not expect to have failed to occupy any major city and for the world to unite so completely in condemnation of him. The fact the EU have moved so swiftly, despite having the likes of Viktor Orban to potentially contend with, is incredible. The danger in manufactured crises like these is miscalculation, but I suspect there would be a military coup before a nuclear strike.

 

Just now, the_engineer said:

Have they moved the doomsday clock to midnight yet? 

 

Midnight means the mushroom clouds are rising - midnight means we're out of time. We clearly aren't yet.

 

20 minutes ago, Toast said:

We need a hero

 

 

You never miss an opportunity. 

[Toast 16,140]

5 minutes ago, RoverAndOut said:

You never miss an opportunity. 

 

I could watch Jason Isaacs bouncing his medals all day. 

[msc 18,477]

@RoverAndOut Orban was actually at the Hungarian border the other day to announce he was welcoming refugees. When you can make him and Erdogan look like the good guys in a dispute...

 

Also, just a word about Putin nuking Kiev. It's one of the greatest cities in the Orthodox Church, as pointed out yesterday by the Lithuanian President, and harming it considerably would be the equivalent to your average religious Russian as a Western Catholic leader trying to blow up Jerusalem.