Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted March 8, 2016 Didn't score tonight. I'm sure celebs all over the world will be happy. :-D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,727 Posted March 8, 2016 Even worse he went off injured - could be a death drought coming up. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,588 Posted March 9, 2016 Even worse he went off injured - could be a death drought coming up. Arsene Wenger is concerned Obviously he was hoping for more hits for his DDP team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted March 10, 2016 Even worse he went off injured - could be a death drought coming up. Arsene Wenger is concerned Obviously he was hoping for more hits for his DDP team. Personally I think it's for our own good. It's about time the rest of us step up and play our part and stop relying on Ramsey to bail us out the shit. We can't keep expecting him to produce the goods week after week. I think we should sell him and look to invest the proceeds in a more rounded group of players who can reliably provide 2 or 3 hits each a season. We'll be better off in the long term. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted March 10, 2016 If he had scored against Hull, he would have been responsible for the death of George Martin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted March 11, 2016 I'm still firmly off the belief the Aaron Ramsay effect could flimsily be applied to any footballer. Some are 4 days away from his goal for fucks sake. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,062 Posted May 28, 2017 So, anyone want to look again at the first post and update? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted May 28, 2017 Here's a template for all of his goals for club and country. I got bored very quickly. 1. 5th January 2008 – Vampira or Edmund Hillary? 2. 26th April 2008 – Albert Hofmann? 3. 21st October 2008 – Studs Terkel? (10 days later) 4. 22nd August 2009 - Ted Kennedy? 25/8/2009 5. 14th October 2009 – Joseph Wiseman 19/10/2009 6. 14th November 2009 – Antonia de Nigris 16/11/2009 7. 5th December 2009 – Gene Barry 9/12/2009 8. 30th December 2009 9. 3rd January 2010 (both Jean Simmons, 22/1/2010?) 10. 22nd February 2011 11. 1st May 2011 – Osama Bin Laden 2/5/2011 12. 27th May 2011 13. 2nd September 2011 14. 2nd October 2011 – Steve Jobs 5/10/2011 15. 7th October 2011 16. 19th October 2011 – Gaddaffi 20/10/2011 17. 11th February 2012 – Whitney Houston 11/2/2012 18. 3rd October 2012 19. 22nd March 2013 20. 14th May 2013 – Jorge Videla 17/5/2013 21. 21st August 2013 22. 27th August 2013 23. 6th September 2013 24. 14th September 2013 25. 18th September 2013 – Ken Norton 18/9/2013 26. 22nd September 2013 27. 28th September 2013 28. 15th October 2013 29. 19th October 2013 30. 2nd November 2013 31. 6th November 2013 32. 30th November 2013 – Paul Walker 30/11/2013 33. 20th April 2014 – Hurricane Carter 20/4/2014 34. 11th May 2014 – HR Giger 12/05/2014 35. 17th May 2014 36. 10th August 2014 – Robin Williams 11/08/2014 37. 16th August 2014 38. 23rd August 2014 – Richard Attenborough (damn him) 39. 6th December 2014 40. 9th December 2014 41. 14th March 2015 42. 17th March 2015 43. 28th March 2015 44. 11th April 2015 45. 4th May 2015 46. 13th October 2015 47. 17th October 2015 48. 5th December 2015 49. 13th December 2015 50. 9th January 2016 – Bowie 10/1/2016 51. 13th January 2016 – Alan Rickman 14/1/2016 52. 5th March 2016 – Nancy Reagan 13/3/2016 53. 20th June 2016 54. 7th January 2017 55. 11th March 2017 56. 21st May 2017 57. 27th May 2017 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObakeFilter 908 Posted June 11, 2017 Scored for Wales not so long ago. 8. 30th December 2009 - Lhasa de Sela 1/1/2010 12. 27th May 2011 - Jeff Conaway / Gil Scott-Heron (27/05/2011) 22. 27th August 2013 - Seamus Heaney 30/08/2013 23. 6th September 2013 - Ray Dolby 12/09/2013 27. 28th September 2013 - Tom Clancy 1/10/2013 29. 19th October 2013 - Marcia Wallace 25/10/2013 (or maybe Lou Reed?) 41. 14th March 2015 - Mike Porcaro 15/03/2015 44. 11th April 2015 - Percy Sledge 14/04/2015 56. 21st May 2017 - Roger Moore 23/05/2017 57. 27th May 2017 - Gregg Allman 27/05/2017 58. 11st June 2017 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted June 11, 2017 53. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgard_Pisani 54. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mário_Soares 55. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_James_Waller Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted June 11, 2017 48 minutes ago, ObakeFilter said: Scored for Wales not so long ago. 58. 11th June 2017 Well then, now we know how Liz Dawn's operation will go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,062 Posted June 11, 2017 Errol Christie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted June 11, 2017 That Ramsey, he's killed more people than recent London terrorists and Glasgow binmen put together... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted June 12, 2017 Aaron Ramsey : serial killer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebless 203 Posted June 12, 2017 Would Christie have not died before Ramsay's goal yesterday? Ramsay scored at around 8.35pm last night and Christie's death broke around 10pm so no way his death and the announcement would have come within that timescale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted August 11, 2017 Well known celeb serial killer Aaron Ramsey has scored again. Lock up your childhood heroes, if any still live after the last 3 years... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted August 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, msc said: Well known celeb serial killer Aaron Ramsey has scored again. Lock up your childhood heroes, if any still live after the last 3 years... Forgot to mention, he scored on July 15th, if I recall correctly. Martin Landau and George Romero then died. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObakeFilter 908 Posted August 11, 2017 14 minutes ago, msc said: Well known celeb serial killer Aaron Ramsey has scored again. Lock up your childhood heroes, if any still live after the last 3 years... And now, we wait... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,228 Posted August 12, 2017 Bryan Murray? He was a legendary coach in hockey... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted August 12, 2017 It could be days before we find out who he murdered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,538 Posted August 12, 2017 The entire population of Pyongyang? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted August 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said: The entire population of Pyongyang? They stretch this out another few months, someone somewhere's going for the sneak Pak Doo-ik DDP spot next year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,228 Posted August 12, 2017 Wonder if the new host is going to have to ban deaths by nuclear weapons if it gets anymore tense between the US and North Korea. Still, I think North Korea is still playing a game, but Trump isn't really making the situation better... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites