Should The Unemployed Be Banned From Deathlist?

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

So it seems to me that the Deathlist forum is reaching a point where its long-standing reputation as a fairly free-wheeling, madcap and non-judgmental place, which always shied away from saying things that made it sound like a "Daily Mail reader", is now in question or decline.

 

This is thanks to "certain users" like LFN and Phantom etc. They have erm, you know, reached "that age" where toilet trips are more regular.... (or perhaps in some cases, less.....)... the knees are going.... hemorrhoid cream has gone from being an object of humour to a "mustn't forget" on the shopping list...... they can't understand most tweets... they were baffled as to why their "CRAAAAAIG DAVID" joke at the office Christmas party was met with total silence.

 

Yes folks, middle age, and the dullness and spiritual vacuum of Obama's time in office (especially his 2nd term, which has seen the West suffer sliding living standards and a jarring of its previously unquestioned sense of defensive/territorial confidence) has left our country washed out and washed up like all groupies end up eventually, especially the ones whose affections are unrequited. Jolly old England which cheered both times he was elected has never seen any reward for its slavish worship of him, is not so jolly any more. And frankly the bitterness is really taking over in a big way. The "traditional wisdom" that Britain is largely left-wing got a huge shock last year as Jeremy Kyle's long lost posh brother got re-elected. Now the "bloody scroungers" mentality is taking over as an entire nation of once level-headed people yells like someone from Gogglebox Street watching Benefits Street after 1 too many Bailey's.

 

Even Brits who moved to a snowy shithole of U.S state before George W. Bush was even elected, seem to be infected by it, such is the strength of this fever. Some of them even claim to have supernatural powers by which they can "tell" somebody is a "benefits scrounger" (strangely they are particularly fond of using these powers when they've reached an impasse or rhetorical cul-de-sac in a completely unrelated argument they thought they would easily win). And they refuse to listen to anything else or consider the possibility they might have misinterpreted the situation or that they are fighting a harmless enemy as an excuse to not confront a much more scary and meaningful one.

 

 

 

Should we mark and cement this change by requiring all DLers to submit evidence of payment each month in order to continue posting? Preferably from jobs as shit and dreary as the ones they have cos I think that might be a big factor in it. If anyone has one that sounds too enjoyable they should be banned too.

Oops did I say that bit out loud?

 

Well anyway, let us use democracy to stifle freedom of speech as is the new and trendy style.

 

VOTE LIKE THE WIND

[RadGuy 1,614]

What are you ON?

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Don't you ever get bored of being a twat?

[Youwanticewiththat 611]

And he types all that just with his eye movements.

[Toast 16,140]

Funnily enough, I'd just poured myself a Baileys.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Well this has gone down a storm.

Its become DLs very own 'Cat shit behind the sofa'

[Guest Droosy]

He sounds like Thatcher on drugs

[Toast 16,140]

[Deathray 2,940]

Clicked on this of the main page expecting it to be one of Phantom/LFN/Toast angling for Zorders to be banned. A bit disappointing it's just another troll's tale.

[Phantom 2,533]

This is better than the book I bought on how to overcome insomnia

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

This is better than the book I bought on how to overcome insomnia

You bought your wife's biography of you? That's nice.

 

BREAKING NEWS btw, this proposed new rule might be "racist". I doubt you'll be calling these unemployed people scroungers!

[Phantom 2,533]

 

 

This is better than the book I bought on how to overcome insomnia

You bought your wife's biography of you? That's nice.

 

BREAKING NEWS btw, this proposed new rule might be "racist". I doubt you'll be calling these unemployed people scroungers!

Why would I buy my biography / memoirs? I would have the manuscript.

[charon 4,943]

 

 

Dr Zyklon , where would I fit in ?

 

 

Haven't worked in months.

 

Been bumped for any sort of benefits.

 

I'm 'white' <<< deal breaker for Z....

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Clicked on this of the main page expecting it to be one of Phantom/LFN/Toast angling for Zorders to be banned. A bit disappointing it's just another troll's tale.

Im not sure any of us has asked for him to be banned.

That's the kind of thing you do.

[Spade_Cooley 9,529]

Great thread

[deadsox 894]

One tip Doc: Insults usually work better if they are terse. Going on too long is a killer.

[Phantom 2,533]

To be honest when I first opened this, I thought it was the transcript of one of Donald Trump's speeches going on about immigrants.

 

Anyway let's look at some of these points

 

 

a fairly free-wheeling, madcap and non-judgmental place, which always shied away from saying things that made it sound like a "Daily Mail reader"

 

Well, your rants actually sound like they're from a Daily Mail reader.

 

There was mention of hemorrhoid cream. Strangely enough hemorrhoids can occur at any age (not having experienced them, I'm informed they can be painful) and often occur during pregnancy. And "that age' Only for a short time did I consider 44 to be ancient and that was when I was in my teens. Then there was something about Craig David, not sure why there were additional a's in the spelling. I can only assume he's some childrens' TV presenter or pop star that the kids these days listen to, of which Zorders isn't a fan since he's drawn towards Coldplay and Nickelback.

 

Next paragraph was some incomprehsible stuff about "jolly old England", tea, Jeremy Kyle and something about Bailey's.

 

Next paragraph I'm assuming was directed at me because it mentions snow. Although it's completely inacurate due to the fact that George W. Bush was elected in November of 2000, and the stamp on my visa is from April 2004.

 

And then I got bored, went to get a coffee and got distracted by the debate between Hilary and Bernie.

[Bibliogryphon 9,586]

 

 

And then I got bored, went to get a coffee and got distracted by the debate between Hilary and Bernie.

 

The WWF has really gone downhill recently

[Phantom 2,533]

Dr Zyklon , where would I fit in ?

 

 

Haven't worked in months.

 

Been bumped for any sort of benefits.

 

I'm 'white' <<< deal breaker for Z....

 

I think Z needs to know your feelings on Islam before he makes that decision.

[charon 4,943]

 

Pretty standard I'd have thought.

 

They're religious , so a bunch of fruitcakes, yet not quite as bammy as the Orange fruit cakes.

[Magere Hein 1,400]

They're religious , so a bunch of fruitcakes, yet not quite as bammy as the Orange fruit cakes.

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

I honestly voted yes for the craic

[Sir Creep 7,070]

Personally I enjoyed the hell outta this ranting post, though sadly it became a thread of which we already have easily 1300 of 1800 that could be deleted. so to that end, knock it off, Dr Z

SC

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Personally I enjoyed the hell outta this ranting post, though sadly it became a thread of which we already have easily 1300 of 1800 that could be deleted. so to that end, knock it off, Dr Z

SC

No shocks there then.

 

Personally I enjoyed the hell outta this ranting post, though sadly it became a thread of which we already have easily 1300 of 1800 that could be deleted. so to that end, knock it off, Dr Z

SC

How about we keep the 1300 of 1800 threads and just delete you.

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

To be honest when I first opened this, I thought it was the transcript of one of Donald Trump's speeches going on about immigrants.

 

Anyway let's look at some of these points

 

a fairly free-wheeling, madcap and non-judgmental place, which always shied away from saying things that made it sound like a "Daily Mail reader"

Well, your rants actually sound like they're from a Daily Mail reader.

 

There was mention of hemorrhoid cream. Strangely enough hemorrhoids can occur at any age (not having experienced them, I'm informed they can be painful) and are often occur during pregnancy. And "that age' Only for a short time did I consider 44 to be ancient and that was when I was in my teens. Then there was something about Craig David, not sure why there were additional a's in the spelling. I can only assume he's some childrens' TV presenter or pop star that the kids these days listen to, of which Zorders isn't a fan since he's drawn towards Coldplay and Nickelback.

 

Next paragraph was some incomprehsible stuff about "jolly old England", tea, Jeremy Kyle and something about Bailey's.

 

Next paragraph I'm assuming was directed at me because it mentions snow. Although it's completely inacurate due to the fact that George W. Bush was elected in November of 2000, and the stamp on my visa is from April 2004.

 

And then I got bored, went to get a coffee and got distracted by the debate between Hilary and Bernie.

 

No they don't ya div. Most Daily Mail readers are pro-Islam and pro-EU compared to me, and like you they keep their cardiologist busy with their fantasies about how unemployed people apparently caused the financial crash(es) rather than the governments who Stalinist leftists claim can instantly solve all our problems but they were refusing to keep an eye on/practically shagging the dodgy casino banksters.

 

The rest of your post was a bunch of rambly shit including the "I couldn't understand it/be bothered to read it so it must be invalid!" bollocks. woooooooow

 

 

 

 

 

Personally I enjoyed the hell outta this ranting post, though sadly it became a thread of which we already have easily 1300 of 1800 that could be deleted. so to that end, knock it off, Dr Z

SC

No shocks there then.

 

Personally I enjoyed the hell outta this ranting post, though sadly it became a thread of which we already have easily 1300 of 1800 that could be deleted. so to that end, knock it off, Dr Z

SC

How about we keep the 1300 of 1800 threads and just delete you.

 

LFN is what happens when people believe the only thing you need for an "insult" to be hilarious is that it's "short".

 

 

That's a fairly good reason not to listen to Dadsox (the other one being you shouldn't take advice from people who have a recording of the entire Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl in 1982 as the wake-up noise on their phone)