charon 4,943 Posted April 11, 2016 I got another one kurk Cobain. His lyrics literally make no sense. Did he write that post ? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted April 11, 2016 Jim Carey, talentless fucker. How long have I got ??? not long if you keep being as humourless as that May I suggest you watch the 1st Ace Ventura. It features a plot with a choking "Yankee" sportsman who goes into hiding, how can that not be your thing. also, n.b, Jim Carrey is actually Canadian so every time he insults someone in one of his films "technically" it's anti-Americanism or something Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 11, 2016 John Bishop After thinking of John Bishop no other fucker gets a look in. Yes they do. Michael Mcintyre. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 11, 2016 I got another one kurk Cobain. His lyrics literally make no sense. ...........a bit like your spelling then. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted April 11, 2016 I got another one kurk Cobain. His lyrics literally make no sense. You'll be surprised if you sat down and read the lyrics of a lot of songs that have topped the hit parade, the vast majority of them make no sense at all. But they have catchy tune jah? Just like your Duran Duran and Kajagoogoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted April 11, 2016 Richard Dreyfuss (see comments re: Dench) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 11, 2016 Jim Carey, talentless fucker.How long have I got ??? not long if you keep being as humourless as thatMay I suggest you watch the 1st Ace Ventura. It features a plot with a choking "Yankee" sportsman who goes into hiding, how can that not be your thing. also, n.b, Jim Carrey is actually Canadian so every time he insults someone in one of his films "technically" it's anti-Americanism or something Didn't he give up being a canuk ala Pamela Anderson / Neil Young etc etc ? He took the dollar as far as I remember . And if being funny is all about contorting your melted face for larfs, why has Simon Weston not got an Academy Award ? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,983 Posted April 11, 2016 Kurt Cobain John Kasich Jimmy Fallon Thomas Edison Adele Tony Bennett George Clooney James Brown John Lennon Randy Orton Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,983 Posted April 11, 2016 My 10 from modern times: 1. Winston Churchill 2. Ronnie Barker 3. Field Marshal Bernard Law Montgomery 4. Laurence Olivier 5. Stephen Fry 6. Queen Elizabeth II 7. Marlon Brando 8. Diana, Princess of Wales 9. J. K. Rowling 10. Orson Welles Dissapointed someone with a Trump avatar didn't just list a bunch of Halibuts and Mexicans 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted April 11, 2016 Jim Carey, talentless fucker.How long have I got ??? not long if you keep being as humourless as thatMay I suggest you watch the 1st Ace Ventura. It features a plot with a choking "Yankee" sportsman who goes into hiding, how can that not be your thing. also, n.b, Jim Carrey is actually Canadian so every time he insults someone in one of his films "technically" it's anti-Americanism or something Didn't he give up being a canuk ala Pamela Anderson / Neil Young etc etc ? He took the dollar as far as I remember . And if being funny is all about contorting your melted face for larfs, why has Simon Weston not got an Academy Award ? 'Cos he's a fighter, not a luvvie ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 12, 2016 Nah scraggy, he scrubs up quite well when they pour him in a monkey suit. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted April 12, 2016 Michelle Obama - she did a little dance and suddenly she is a hero, I don't think so 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted April 12, 2016 Nelson Mandela (a glorified terrorist) Martin Luther King JFK Gorbacev Albert Einstein John Lennon Lev Trotsky Lula da Silva and Murray Walker because he did not deserve to be on Deathlist!!! ^^ \o/ hiya Murray , hiya pal. Agree re Mandela, although not so much 'glorified' as 'won', JFK & gorby. Is this alive or dead? Well Marks as he just carked it in any case. A junkie who wrote a book, boo fuckin hoo. The world's a better place with him planted , lol. Christopher Columbus. Wasn't first there no matter which way you look at it. Jesus of Nazareth, cunt. Steven Spielberg , got lucky in the 70's, lived off it since whilst making some amount of shite. JK Rowling, Potter isn't close to the top 10 of the genre. Elvis. Fat junkie who couldn't pronounciate. Winston Churchill , got lucky. Very very lucky. Jim Carey, talentless fucker. Agree with the John Bishop call by deathers was it??, but I raise you Susan Calman (no idea if surname is spelt correctly, by I ain't googling the cow), gets R4 airtime continually, and I can only think it's because she's a muncher. How long have I got ??? I would give you two likes for J K Rowling and Jim Carey but take one away for Susan Calman. I like her she is funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted April 12, 2016 1. Michael McIntyre 2. Michael McIntyre 3. Michael McIntyre 4. Michael McIntyre 5. Michael McIntyre 6. Michael McIntyre 7. Michael McIntyre 8. Michael McIntyre 9. Michael McIntyre 10. Gyles Brandreth With room afterwards for Michael McIntyre. Christ, I can't stand him. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted April 12, 2016 Brandreth gets a pass from me purely because of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted April 12, 2016 Brandreth gets a pass from me purely because of this. There was a time on Just A Minute When Gyles Brandreth had the subject and was in full flow so Nicholas Parsons didn't ring the bell at the end of the minute and just let him go on to see how far he could go. I used to think he was a self opinionated idiot but I began to hear him on the radio more and I think he is actually someone who knows what he is talking about. However whilst I am at it I will throw in Chris Evans. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted April 12, 2016 Brandreth gets a pass from me purely because of this. There was a time on Just A Minute When Gyles Brandreth had the subject and was in full flow so Nicholas Parsons didn't ring the bell at the end of the minute and just let him go on to see how far he could go. I used to think he was a self opinionated idiot but I began to hear him on the radio more and I think he is actually someone who knows what he is talking about. However whilst I am at it I will throw in Chris Evans. He is clearly a very talented polymath within his own field. He's still irritating as hell. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted April 12, 2016 Brandreth gets a pass from me purely because of this. There was a time on Just A Minute When Gyles Brandreth had the subject and was in full flow so Nicholas Parsons didn't ring the bell at the end of the minute and just let him go on to see how far he could go. I used to think he was a self opinionated idiot but I began to hear him on the radio more and I think he is actually someone who knows what he is talking about. However whilst I am at it I will throw in Chris Evans. He is clearly a very talented polymath within his own field. He's still irritating as hell. I think he knows and he milks it. "Appearing on daytime television in an array of bright jumpers will not necessarily adhere you to people but if you want them to really hate you become a Conservative MP" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted April 12, 2016 Brandreth gets a pass from me purely because of this. There was a time on Just A Minute When Gyles Brandreth had the subject and was in full flow so Nicholas Parsons didn't ring the bell at the end of the minute and just let him go on to see how far he could go. I used to think he was a self opinionated idiot but I began to hear him on the radio more and I think he is actually someone who knows what he is talking about. However whilst I am at it I will throw in Chris Evans. He is clearly a very talented polymath within his own field. He's still irritating as hell. I think he knows and he milks it. "Appearing on daytime television in an array of bright jumpers will not necessarily adhere you to people but if you want them to really hate you become a Conservative MP" "Endear", shurely. What did he say on that Countdown clip, I couldn't quite make it out through the audience noise. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted April 12, 2016 They anticipated my next line, what is Richard Whiteley doing asking for a definition. (of wankers I think he was going to say but didn't). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted April 12, 2016 Shimon peres is overrated. He supported apartheid south Africa and helped in several mascarars in the 40s but was given a Nobel Peace prize and let's not forget mother Theresa who didn't do anything to save most of her victims but when it was her time she had the best medical care more than any or her victims. Two shocking omissions for the price of one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted April 12, 2016 Shimon peres is overrated. He supported apartheid south Africa and helped in several mascarars in the 40s but was given a Nobel Peace prize and let's not forget mother Theresa who didn't do anything to save most of her victims but when it was her time she had the best medical care more than any or her victims. Two shocking omissions for the price of one. Erm, how can any president of Israel be "overrated"? They're usually portrayed as the scum of the earth by the remedia for depriving Palestinians of land on which to carry out their oh so charming medieval religion. Nice "trolling" unless you're just a gigantic dumbass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 12, 2016 yet Z gives a free pass to the male child genital mutilators even though their religion predates the medieval period by millennium. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted April 12, 2016 Shimon peres is overrated. He supported apartheid south Africa and helped in several mascarars in the 40s but was given a Nobel Peace prize and let's not forget mother Theresa who didn't do anything to save most of her victims but when it was her time she had the best medical care more than any or her victims. Two shocking omissions for the price of one. Mascarars? Is that some sort of cosmetic? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted April 12, 2016 Apparently nob-cheese is a hallowed thing in the Islamic Overseas Scottish Territory, that they just couldn't live without. This isn't the fucking Official South Park forums. What is wrong with you? Why are you trying to bring the internet's literally worst and most vomitous debate topic, fleshy onion rings, to this place? You should get a massive warning or ban just for trying. ... I'm not even gonna say the other really obvious comeback cos it's just encouraging you. If you really feel that strongly about this issue can I suggest you transfer to the "Support Group for People Who Got Blood Clots From Refusing to Take a Break from World of Warcraft (You Must Have At Least 3 Restraining Orders from CM Punk to Enter)" forums where this is much more at home? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites