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I've entered my annual team but to my great shock, for the first time ever in a decade, NO REJECTIONS.

 

I've clearly gone full casual player!

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At joint 10th right now thanks to a Gaston Glock end of year solo. :2guns:If it holds, has to be a personal best given how I've been casual here well before I went casual in all the other deadpools.

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I'm planning on submitting an entry later today, there's nothing on the on-site rules about subs in case one of your picks dies before the game starts. Is it allowed to add a few extra names at the bottom of my email as long as I clearly identify them as substitute picks.

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My rejections this year:

 

Brian Barczyk

Frank Caprio

Cairo Lima

Denise Oliver-Velez

Shuntaro Kanai (producer) 叶井俊太郎

Giovanni Arvaneh

Steve McCoy

 

Caprio is puzzling. Kanai would have been nice. Oliver-Velez is also a little unexpected, as they did allow Jane McAlevey and Harry Edwards, similar author/scientist/activist kind of people.

 

My team 2024:

Franz Beckenbauer
Roy Battersby
Jonnie Irwin
Jack Hanna
Eleonora Giorgi
Harry Edwards
Dikembe Mutombo
Ustad Rashid Khan
Jan AP Kaczmarek
Rick "Black Bart" Harris
Stuart Gray
Roberta Flack
Simon Cowell (SOS Wildlife)
Antero Laukkanen
Anders Vendel
Steve "Mongo" McMichael
John Okafor (Mr. Ibu)
Joaquin Orellana
Tanyeli
Jimmy Carter
Noam Chomsky
Michael Tilson Thomas
Chuwit Kamolvisit
Charlie Bird

Rob Burrow

Marcel Nemec
Kathy Brown
Glen Cochrane
Zack Orji
Takuro Morinaga
Sir Henry Mountcharles
Jamal Yunos
Lem Barney
Joe Shannon (chef)
Antti Törmänen
Elisabeth Ohlson
Niels Olsen
James Whale
Jane McAlevey
Derek Draper

 

 

Torsun Teichgräber was a painful early loss. I had to sub in last-minute hospitalization Zack Orji. Guess we'll see how that goes.

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The AO Deadpool is on for another year. While keeping my team's composition to myself, I'm happy to share rejected selections:

 

Frank Caprio

James Carter Cathcart

Denise Oliver-Velez

 

 

Rejected substitute selection:

 

Mika Immonen

 

 

Additionally, I needed a 5th sub pick after Cale Yarborough died on December 31st.

 

 

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No reason to keep mine under wraps.

He wouldn't let me have Theo Burrell  :angry:  I thought there was a US version of Antiques Roadshow, so would have thought AR experts would be notable enough.

I didn't think he'd allow Stuart Gray, not being an international, so a bit narked to see he was accepted.

 

Aimée, Anouk

Ashton, John

Beckenbauer, Franz  :rip:

Birdsong, Cindy

Blessed, Brian

Bowles, Stan  :rip:

Brittain, Clive

Brokaw, Tom

Burrow, Rob

Doherty, Shannen

Curry, Tim

Draper, Derek  :rip:

Field, Frank

Flack, Roberta

Hadlee, Richard

Hardy, Françoise

Irwin, Jonnie  :rip:

Jacks, Terry

Jackson, Jesse

Jeremy, Ron

Keith, Toby  :rip:

Prince Edward, Duke of Kent

Lee, Jeanette

Letby, Lucy

Marsh, Jean

McMichael, Steve

Minnelli, Liza

Murray, Patrick

Myers, Dave

Nolan, Linda

Ranken, Andrew

Rantzen, Esther

Rea, Chris

Rossington, Jane

Sansom, Christopher (CJ)

Stone, Sly

Thomas, Michael Tilson

Turner, Ted

Whale, James

Willis, Bruce

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1.     Paul Auster (author)

2.       Julia Baird (Australian TV presenter and writer)

3.       Bajrakitiyabha (Thai Princess)

4.       Charlie Bird (broadcaster and news presenter)

5.       Kat Bjelland (musician, Babes in Toyland)

6.       Black Bart (former pro-wrestler)

7.       Rob Bolland (singer/songwriter, In The Army)

8.       Kathy Brown (American singer, US dance charts number one)

9.       Joe Bugner (boxer)

10.   Rob Burrow (British rugby player)

11.   Jimmy Carter (President)

12.   Simon Cowell MBE (Wildlife presenter, not the music guy)

13.   Christoph Daum (controversial German football manager)

14.   Shannen Doherty (Prue/Heathers/90210 actress)

15.   Derek Draper (former British political advisor, “Lobbygate” perpetrator)

16.   Fedez (rapper)

17.   Frank Field (British Labour statesman, ex-veteran MP)

18.   Roberta Flack (music legend)

19.   Andrea Gibson (American poet)

20.   Eleonora Giorgi (Italian film actress)

21.   David Graham (British TV legend – Thunderbirds/Dr Who/Peppa Pig etc etc)

22.   Stuart Gray (Former Celtic player)

23.   Jonnie Irwin (British TV presenter)

24.   Erik Jensen (US TV actor, Leverage/Walking Dead/lots)

25.   Toby Keith (country singer)

26.   Nadine Koutcher (Belarussian opera singer)

27.   Tony Lloyd (current UK Labour MP, former party chairman)

28.   Malachy McCourt (actor, writer, political candidate)

29.   Steve McMichael (NFL and wrestling star)

30.   Patrick Murray (British TV star, Only Fools’ Mickey)

31.   Dikembe Mutombo (former NBA player, Denver Nuggets)

32.   Linda Nolan (singer and TV star)

33.   Esther Rantzen (UK TV presenter)

34.   Adrian Sutton (War Horse composer)

35.   Nigel Starmer Smith (British sports commentator)

36.   Sly Stone (music legend)

37.   Michael Tilson Thomas (conductor)

38.   Paul Vachon (80s WWF wrestler)

39.   James Whale (British radio presenter)

40.   Bridgette Wilson (US film actress, Last Action Hero)

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Only had 2 rejections this year, which shocked me, honestly, given some of the names that went through.  Submitted a lengthy list of subs this year expecting more would get the boot.

Rejections: Theo Burrell, Frank Caprio

Team:

  1. Airisto, Lenita (Finnish business leader, promoter of Finnish industrial and cultural exports, TV journalist, author and beauty pageant titleholder)
  2. Annand, Eddie (Scottish footballer)
  3. Bajrakitiyabha (Thai princess)
  4. Barenboim, Daniel (Argentine-born classical pianist and conductor)
  5. Barney, Lem (American former football cornerback)
  6. Battersby, Roy (British television director)
  7. Beckenbauer, Franz (German former professional football player and manager)
  8. Bolland, Rob (Dutch music producer)
  9. Burrow, Rob
  10. Cowell, Simon (conservationist)
  11. Doherty, Shannen
  12. Fauntroy, Walter (American pastor, civil rights activist, and politician)
  13. Field, Frank (Brit politician)
  14. Flatley, Michael (Lord of the Dance)
  15. Garbin, Tathiana (Italian retired tennis player)
  16. Giorgi, Eleonora (Italian actress)
  17. Jensen, Erik
  18. Jeremy, Ron (porn star)
  19. Bird, Charlie (Irish journalist)
  20. Laukkanen, Antero (Finnish politician)
  21. Lee, Jeanette (“Black Widow” pool player)
  22. Lewis, Stephen Henry (Canadian politician)
  23. Lugovoy, Andrey (Russian politician who poisoned Alexander Litvinenko)
  24. Marin, Jose Maria (former President of the Brazilian Football Confederation)
  25. McMichael, Steve
  26. Mutombo, Dikembe
  27. Myers, Dave (English television presenter)
  28. Nay, Kong (Cambodian musician)
  29. Nolan, Linda
  30. Pressler, Larry (former US Senator)
  31. Rantzen, Esther (English journalist and television presenter)
  32. Scolyer, Richard (Australian pathologist)
  33. Shau Kee, Lee (Hong Kong business magnate, investor, and philanthropist)
  34. Sinwar, Yahya (Hamas leader)
  35. Solomin, Yuri (Soviet and Russian actor and director)
  36. Sugaya, Daisuke (Nippon TV Announcer)
  37. Thomas, Michael Tilson
  38. Whale, James
  39. Williams, Corey ("Homicide", former pro basketball player)
  40. Yunos, Jamal (Sungai Besar Umno chief)

Jensen and WIlliams went in for Burrell and Caprio

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Looks like this pool finished with exactly 200 hits. Congrats to @gcreptile who appears to be the champion.

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Alt obits actually doesn’t close till midway through the month, where stuff like youngest hit of the year gets awarded, so a bit early to officially congratulate him imo

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  1. Al-Bahr Darwish, Iman (Egyptian singer)
  2. Alves, Lucia (Brazilian actress)
  3. Annand, Eddie (Scottish footballer)
  4. Bird, Charlie (Irish journalist, wiki)
  5. Black Bart (American wrestler, wiki)
  6. Blomqvist, Micke (Swedish vocalist & guitarist for Asta Kask)
  7. Brown, Kathy (American singer, link)
  8. Burrow, Rob (British rugby league footballer)
  9. Caveney, Graham (British author, link)
  10. Doherty, Shannen (American actress)
  11. Draper, Derek (British lobbyist)
  12. Gaines, Steve (American pastor, wiki)
  13. Gray, Stuart (British footballer, wiki)
  14. Irwin, Jonnie (British presenter)
  15. Jensen, Erik (American actor, wiki)
  16. Kamolvisit, Chuwit (Thai politician, wiki)
  17. Kang Hee-sun (Korean voice actress, wiki)
  18. Kavlak, Pevrul (Turkish trade unionist, wiki)
  19. Khan, Rashid (Indian musician, wiki)
  20. Koutcher, Nadine (Belarusian opera singer, wiki)
  21. Kragh, Martin (Swedish writer & economist, wiki)
  22. Lee, Jeanette (American pool player)
  23. Maharaj, Sudarshan (Canadian-Trinidadian ice hockey coach, link)
  24. McMichael, Steve (American football player & wrestler)
  25. Morinaga, Takuro (Japanese economist, wiki)
  26. Murray, Patrick (British actor, wiki)
  27. Ogura, Tomoaki (Japanese presenter, wiki)
  28. Ohlsson Wallin, Elisabeth (Swedish photographer, wiki)
  29. Olsen, Niels (Danish singer, wiki)
  30. Sallstrom, Sven-Olof (Swedish MP, wiki)
  31. Scolyer, Richard (Australian pathologist, wiki)
  32. Shannon, Joe (Irish chef, link)
  33. Spencer, Paul (British DJ, Dario G, wiki)
  34. Temonen, Olga (Finnish actress, wiki)
  35. Tilson Thomas, Michael (American conductor)
  36. Whale, James (British radio host)
  37. Williams, Corey (American basketball player & broadcaster, wiki)
  38. Yunos, Jamal (Malaysian political activist, wiki)
  39. Zavorotnyuk, Anastasia (Russian actress)
  40. Ziobro, Zbigniew (Polish politician, wiki)
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Posted (edited)

My Team for 2024!

9/40 hits

1. Ashton, John (US Actor, film: Beverly Hills Cop) 
:rip:
2. Atkins, Ronnie (Danish Singer: Pretty Maids)
3. Bilton, Tim (UK Celebrity Chef) My only rejection. Replaced by my first sub. Faithful, Marianne (English Singer & Actress)
4. Bjelland, Kat (UK Singer)
5. Burrow, Rob (English Rugby player)  :rip: 
6. Buzzi, Ruth (US Actress)
7. Carter, Jimmy (Former US President, Nobel Peace Prize winner)
8. Chamarro, Violetta (Nicaragua’s First female president) 
9. Doherty, Shannen (US Actress):rip:

10. Draper, Derek (UK Political Advisor, Author) :rip:
11. Evert, Chris (US Tennis Player)
12. Field, Frank (British Politician) :rip: 
13. Gall, Sandy (Scottish Journalist)
14. Gilbert, Rhod (Welsh Comedian & presenter)
15. Godley, Janey (Scottish stand-up Comedian):rip: 
16. Hanna, Jack (Celebrity Animal trainer)
17. Hogan, Paul (Australian Actor)
18. Irwin, Jonnie (English Television Presenter) :rip:
19. Jeremy, Ron (US Porn Star & Rapist)
20. Keith, Toby (US Country Singer) :rip: 
21. Keltie, Kate (Australian Actress)
22. Kilmer, Val (US Actor)
23. Laine, Cleo (English Singer)
24. Lee, Jeanette (Champion Pool Player)
25. Niell, Sam (New Zealand Actor)
26. Nolan, Linda (UK Singer)
27. Ono, Yoko (Japanese avantgarde performance artist)
28. Patton, Mark (US Actor)
29. Pope Francis (Head of Catholic Church)
30. Rea, Chris (English Singer)
31. Reardon, Ray (UK Snooker Player) :rip:
32. Robertson, Gavin (Australian Cricketer)
33. Rollins, Sonny (US Jazz Saxophonist)
34. Starmer-Smith, Nigel (English rugby player)
35. Tebbit, Norman (British Politician)
36. Taylor, Andy (English Gitartist Duran Duran)
37. Walesa, Lech (Polish President, Union Leader)
38. Whale, James (British Radio Presenter)
39. Willis, Bruce (US Actor)
40. Woodward, Joanne (US Actress)

Edited by theoldlady
Deaths of Godley, Ashton, Reardon, Doherty, Burrow, Field, Keith, Irwin & Draper.

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Alex Katz

Anita Kupsch

Bajrakitiyabha, Princess of Thailand

Bruce Willis

Christoph Daum   24.10.1953 - 24.08.2024

Claude Jarman Jr.

Derek Draper  15.08.1967 - 03.01.2024

Dikembe Mutombo   25.06.1966 - 30.09.2024

Edmund White

Enzi Fuchs

Estelle Parsons

Esther Rantzen

Fedez

Françoise Hardy   17.01.1944 - 11.06.2024

Frank Field   16.07.1942 - 23.04.2024

Franz Beckenbauer   11.09.1945 - 07.01.2024

James Whale

Jimmy Carter

Joe Kinnear   27.12.1946 - 07.04.2024

John Ashton

John Kander

Jonnie Irwin   18.11.1973 - 02.02.2024

Kathy Brown

Linda Nolan

Marianne Faithfull

Michael Tilson Thomas

Niels Olsen

Nigel Starmer-Smith

Norm Coleman

Paul Spencer (Dario G)   19.05.1971 - 17.06.2024

Rainer Langhans

Renee Taylor

Rob Bolland

Rob Burrow   26.09.1982 - 02.06.2024

Roberta Flack

Ronnie Atkins

Shannen Doherty   12.04.1971 - 13.07.2024

Simon Cowell   19.04.1952 - 09.06.2024

Steve McMichael

Toby Keith   08.07.1961 - 05.02.2024

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  1. Attenborough, David – (Broadcaster) 
  2. Beckenbaur, Franz (Footballer) 
  3. Brooks, Mel (Actor) 
  4. Burrow, Rob (Rugby Player) 
  5. Bugner, Joe (Boxer) 
  6. Caine, Michael (Actor) 
  7. Carter, Jimmy (Politician) 
  8. Chomsky, Noam (Professor) 
  9. Doherty, Shannen (Actress) 
  10. Field, Frank (Politician) 
  11. Flack, Roberta (Singer) 
  12. Graham, David (Actor) 
  13. Goodyear, Julie (Actress) 
  14. Gordy, Berry (Record producer) 
  15. Hurd, Douglas (Politician) 
  16. Irwin, Johnnie (Broadcaster) 
  17. Johns, Glynis (Actress) 
  18. Keith, Toby (Singer) 
  19. Duke of Kent (Royalty) 
  20. Duchess of Kent (Royalty) 
  21. Law, Denis (Footballer) 
  22. Marcos, Imelda (First Lady) 
  23. Marsh, Jean (Actress) 
  24. Minnelli, Liza (Actress) 
  25. Murdoch, Rupert (Businessman) 
  26. Nelson, Willie (Singer) 
  27. Nolan, Linda (Singer) 
  28. Ono, Yoko (Singer) 
  29. Rantzen, Esther (Broadcaster) 
  30. Rollins, Sonny (Musician).  
  31. Ross, Marion (Actress) 
  32. Saint, Eva Marie (Actress) 
  33. Scales, Prunella (Actress) 
  34. Skinner, Dennis (Politician) 
  35. Spencer, June (Actress) 
  36. Tebbit, Norman (Politician) 
  37. Van Dyke, Dick (Actor) 
  38. Whale, James (Broadcaster)  
  39. Willis, Bruce (Actor) 
  40. Woodward, Joanne (Actress). 

This was my entry. No rejections. 

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11 hours ago, Book said:

Bajrakitiyabha, Princess of Thailand

She's already dead, since December 2022 according to some (reputable) reports, so it'll be a case of when her death is announced rather than when she actually dies.

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9 hours ago, Yama said:

She's already dead, since December 2022 according to some (reputable) reports, so it'll be a case of when her death is announced rather than when she actually dies.

Brain dead but presumably still on a ventilator for various reasons.

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Brain dead = dead by any reasonable definition of what dying actually means.

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Zagallo is a solo hit here for me and a daily double with Draper : 17 points 

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1 Atkins, Ronnie 

 

2 Becker, Jason 

 

3. Bilton, Tim  (rejected and replaced with Christoph Daum)

 

 4 Bjelland, Kat 

 

5 .Brokaw, Tim 

 

6 Burrell, Theo (replaced with Shannen Doherty

 

7 Buzzi, Ruth 

 

8 Cathcart, James Carter (replaced with Eric Lamaze)

 

9 Cowell, SImon 

 

10 Farnham, John 

 

11 Field, Frank 

 

12 Flack, Roberta 

 

13 Gastineau, Mark 

 

14 Gilbert, Rhod

 

15 Godley, Janey 

 

16 Goodyear, Julie

 

17 Gray, Stuart 

 

18 Hanna, Jack 

 

19 Hardy, Francoise 

 

20 Henwood, Dai 

 

21 Irwin, Johnny 

 

22 Jackson, Randy 

 

23 Jensen, Erik 

 

24 Keith, Toby 

 

25 Keltie, Kate 

 

26 Kooymans, George 

 

27 Lee Jeanette 

 

28 McClurg, Edie 

 

29 Mccourt, Malachy 

 

30 McMichael, Steve 

 

31 Nolan, Linda

 

32 Perrine, Valerie 

 

33 Rantzen, Esther 

 

34 Robertson, Gavin 

 

35 Starmer-Smith, Nigel 

 

36 Taylor, Andy 

 

 37 Tilson, Michael Thomas 

 

38 Whale, James 

 

39. Willis, Bruce 

 

40. Zavorotnyuk, Anastasia (Russian actress)

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Am I missing something here?

 

How can a "pick" be rejected?

 

Surely they get a QUALIFYING obituary or they don't?

 

Let us face it, it isn't you or I that makes someone newsworthy - it is the press / media.

 

I have seen that - for some unknown reason - FRANK CAPRIO - a guy who has his own TV show and that I have heard of in the backwater of England (OK - SCOTLAND!!!!) 

 

So why ( and by whom) was he rejected?

 

How the fuck was Tim Bilton, rejected yet replaced with Christoph Daum?

 

What makes one more Pick-worthy (sic) than the other?

 

I have always maintained that the media / Press should be the arbiters.

 

If a headline says "mum-of-three, 26, dies days after ‘Brazilian bum-lift’ surgery in Turkey" then, they are clearly., NOT FAMOUS  (otherwise it would say "singer / film director / former NATO President, 26, dies days after ‘Brazilian bum-lift’ surgery in Turkey")

 

Why was Theo Burrell, an expert on a TV programme watched by MILIONS of people rejected but a ( and I quote) "A Jew who posed as Hitler Youth to survive war" was allowed as a scoring pick (https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/11/world/europe/solomon-perel-dead.html)

 

How often does the bloke or blokes that have the power of veto actually win this game?

 

I might start my own game.  All you have to do is pick 20 celebs aged under 25 - while I can pick people aged over 100.

 

FUCKING MADNESS. 

 

 

 

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15 hours ago, drunkasaskunk said:

Am I missing something here?

 

How can a "pick" be rejected?

 

Surely they get a QUALIFYING obituary or they don't?

 

Let us face it, it isn't you or I that makes someone newsworthy - it is the press / media.

 

I have seen that - for some unknown reason - FRANK CAPRIO - a guy who has his own TV show and that I have heard of in the backwater of England (OK - SCOTLAND!!!!) 

 

So why ( and by whom) was he rejected?

 

How the fuck was Tim Bilton, rejected yet replaced with Christoph Daum?

 

What makes one more Pick-worthy (sic) than the other?

 

I have always maintained that the media / Press should be the arbiters.

 

If a headline says "mum-of-three, 26, dies days after ‘Brazilian bum-lift’ surgery in Turkey" then, they are clearly., NOT FAMOUS  (otherwise it would say "singer / film director / former NATO President, 26, dies days after ‘Brazilian bum-lift’ surgery in Turkey")

 

Why was Theo Burrell, an expert on a TV programme watched by MILIONS of people rejected but a ( and I quote) "A Jew who posed as Hitler Youth to survive war" was allowed as a scoring pick (https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/11/world/europe/solomon-perel-dead.html)

 

How often does the bloke or blokes that have the power of veto actually win this game?

 

I might start my own game.  All you have to do is pick 20 celebs aged under 25 - while I can pick people aged over 100.

 

FUCKING MADNESS. 

 

 

 

I think the rejection comes from the lack of wiki page ain't it right ? which is surely debatable but as much as qualifying obits so

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Just now, Lafaucheuse said:

I think the rejection comes from the lack of wiki page ain't it right ? which is surely debatable but as much as qualifying obits so

Plenty of folks with Wiki pages in the past that got rejected for me and a handful that didn’t gotten through 

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I .. think... they allow picks if they think that these people would obit even if they didn't have cancer at 50, but instead died of old age at 90.

 

Still, I didn't expect all of my picks to come through. Irish cook Joe Shannon, while very prominent, doesn't have a wikipedia page. And I doubt he'd obit in 30 years long after his TV appearances. So in some cases, they really keep you guessing.

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