Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 29, 2018 22 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: I’ve read the whole of the Internet and cannot find one shred of evidence to corroborate your claim of leukaemia. Have you? Have you REALLY Lardy? 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,434 Posted March 29, 2018 Got the image in my head of someone downloading the entire internet onto a USB stick and doing a Control and F double click to look for "Peter Kay leukemia". Will be heavily disappointed if that's not the case now. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 29, 2018 45 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Have you? Have you REALLY Lardy? 25 minutes ago, msc said: Got the image in my head of someone downloading the entire internet onto a USB stick and doing a Control and F double click to look for "Peter Kay leukemia". Will be heavily disappointed if that's not the case now. I was bored on my week off so this is exactly what I did. And then I read it all properly just to check my facts, although admittedly I did miss out all the paragraphs about Tom Cruise (cunt). Not one fucking mention of it so it’s obviously fucking bullshit 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathbysnoosnoo 28 Posted March 31, 2018 If there's a super injunction, don't they just go to an America tabloid and sell them the story to get round it? like what happened with the giggs infidelities. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 905 Posted April 1, 2018 10 hours ago, Deathbysnoosnoo said: If there's a super injunction, don't they just go to an America tabloid and sell them the story to get round it? like what happened with the giggs infidelities. Except the Yanks presumably can’t tell Peter Kay from King Ralph 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,745 Posted April 8, 2018 Looks in excellent health for a dead man. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43686310 EDIT: Closer pic from Twitter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted April 8, 2018 I’m definitely of the ‘sick child’ opinion now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted April 8, 2018 5 hours ago, RoverAndOut said: Looks in excellent health for a dead man. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43686310 EDIT: Closer pic from Twitter. It's a lookie-likey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted April 9, 2018 21 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said: I’m definitely of the ‘sick child’ opinion now. Aye, you and me both Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted April 14, 2018 On 08/04/2018 at 16:17, Youwanticewiththat said: It's a lookie-likey. Uncle buck? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted August 5, 2018 As far as I can tell, all five dwarfs from the "Is This The Way to Amarillo?" video are still alive. Craig Salisbury - maintains an active webpage where you can hire the "Shortfella" for stag parties Nicky Read - got arrested for masturbating under a jester's hat on a train, then found work as a "Sleazy Santa". Mick Walter - the (ha ha) biggest star of the pack, should definitely get a QO on passing as he's been in everything. Look. Trevor Jones - was touring with the Bangkok Lady Boys last year, although he still has a cock Albert Wilkinson - one of the original Ooompa Loompas, was still doing panto three years ago. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted August 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Spade_Cooley said: Nicky Read - got arrested for masturbating under a jester's hat on a train, then found work as a "Sleazy Santa". Even better, you can hire the sex offender dwarf to black up as Mr T for your stag party Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted August 6, 2018 18 hours ago, Spade_Cooley said: Even better, you can hire the sex offender dwarf to black up as Mr T for your stag party Man, that's a CV that screams desperation q/o obit chances may be marginal, mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted October 1, 2018 And with Geoffrey Hayes dying that’s another one gone from the Amarillo video 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted March 29, 2019 On 05/08/2018 at 16:11, Spade_Cooley said: As far as I can tell, all five dwarfs from the "Is This The Way to Amarillo?" video are still alive. Craig Salisbury - maintains an active webpage where you can hire the "Shortfella" for stag parties Nicky Read - got arrested for masturbating under a jester's hat on a train, then found work as a "Sleazy Santa". Mick Walter - the (ha ha) biggest star of the pack, should definitely get a QO on passing as he's been in everything. Look. Trevor Jones - was touring with the Bangkok Lady Boys last year, although he still has a cock Albert Wilkinson - one of the original Ooompa Loompas, was still doing panto three years ago. Nicky Read back in trouble again, this time for exposing his dick at an arcade before inserting it into a coinchanger machine. While dressed as a jockey. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted March 29, 2019 42 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said: Nicky Read back in trouble again, this time for exposing his dick at an arcade before inserting it into a coinchanger machine. While dressed as a jockey. Dressed as a jocky, so he was in character, then That'll be his defence in court Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,569 Posted November 8, 2019 Woke up this morning and #RIPPeterKay was trending on Twitter. Turns out it was a hoax but I was slightly disturbed by how if it were true I would not have been overly surprised. People were making the same comments. People were posting tribute videos and others were questioning whether they had them pre-prepared. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted November 8, 2019 Shitty source but yes, apparently it’s the third time he’s died on Twitter. Shows how morbid we are as a nation, doesn’t it, that a bit of a quiet spell instantly means they’re probably dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted December 30, 2019 Recent pic with Chico, off of time, Ball, off of Cannon and, and Cannon, off of and Ball. Looks a bit ill in the way that Bill Turnbull has done in a few recent pics. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,023 Posted April 14, 2020 Peter Kay's only fan has died: https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/18379296.peter-kay-pays-touching-tribute-fan-dies-coronavirus/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,574 Posted April 14, 2020 9 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Peter Kay's only fan has died: https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/18379296.peter-kay-pays-touching-tribute-fan-dies-coronavirus/ Yeah I'm no fan either. Can't even laugh at the video for Is this the Way to Amarillo now cos it features Mr Savile dancing alongside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perhaps 1,423 Posted April 23, 2020 Tweets raising concern for his health again with his appearance on The Big Night In on BBC. I didn't watch it but many people are tweeting that he didn't look or sound well with some speculating he looked chemo-esque. Also found this tweet that could just be BS: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man About The Forum 78 Posted April 23, 2020 Don't think he will see Christmas. Has the bloated look of someone with a cancer-related, packed-in liver. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathrace 1,164 Posted April 23, 2020 The hat and the shades aren't a great sign either Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,580 Posted April 23, 2020 He did look ill - I was sure it was a relative ill only but he didn't look at all well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
