The Great Cornholio 902 Posted May 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, Miracle Aligner said: If Quim is a boomer what on earth does that make LFN, prehistoric? Zoomer then... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,436 Posted May 7, 2020 29 minutes ago, Miracle Aligner said: If Quim is a boomer what on earth does that make LFN, prehistoric? Every forum needs its the Father of the House. It's just that ours, LFN, really remembers the Alamo... by reading about it in The Times at the time. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paradise Won 2 Posted May 11, 2020 Calling the end of the line for him for mid-2020 to early 2021 The poor fellow (ahem) has been in awful health the past decade, obese, heavy stimulant drug use (adderall cocaine etc), just had another brat (makes six), running five companies, spends all his time on a private aeroplane getting radiated (recently had a throat tumour surgically removed, must be constantly breathing fuel vapour) && has an inexcusable sleep pattern for someone so wealthy. Mister Musk is doubtless on track for a heart attack or stroke if he doesn't get the Corona virus from one of his cadre. Would hate to see it so young (is he 50 yet) but I reckon it'll go that way if he doesn't shape up soon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted May 11, 2020 32 minutes ago, Paradise Won said: Calling the end of the line for him for mid-2020 to early 2021 The poor fellow (ahem) has been in awful health the past decade, obese, heavy stimulant drug use (adderall cocaine etc), just had another brat (makes six), running five companies, spends all his time on a private aeroplane getting radiated (recently had a throat tumour surgically removed, must be constantly breathing fuel vapour) && has an inexcusable sleep pattern for someone so wealthy. Mister Musk is doubtless on track for a heart attack or stroke if he doesn't get the Corona virus from one of his cadre. Would hate to see it so young (is he 50 yet) but I reckon it'll go that way if he doesn't shape up soon Silly person. That'll only happen whenever Sean Connery stops his evil plan to take over the world. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 11, 2020 Obese? Jeez if he’s obese I must be, well, proper fucking lardy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paradise Won 2 Posted May 11, 2020 7 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: Obese? Jeez if he’s obese I must be, well, proper fucking lardy. better yet --- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted May 12, 2020 Terrible, terrible human being 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paradise Won 2 Posted May 12, 2020 Imagine simping for the man as hard as this kombucha quaffing tart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted May 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Paradise Won said: Imagine simping for the man as hard as this kombucha quaffing tart. Sorry, what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,581 Posted May 12, 2020 12 hours ago, Joey Russ said: Terrible, terrible human being Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Red Death 87 Posted May 12, 2020 9 minutes ago, The Old Crem said: Donald Musk, Elon Trump. Muskrump/Mustrump. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sewermaintenance 7 Posted May 12, 2020 Why don't we all stop giving him attention. Even his name is annoying, is that a tech billionaire or a cheap aftershave. So sick of him 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted May 12, 2020 3 hours ago, sewermaintenance said: Why don't we all stop giving him attention. Even his name is annoying, is that a tech billionaire or a cheap aftershave. So sick of him Why don't you work out an amusing anagram of his name and use that instead? It looks full of possibilities. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildstorm 297 Posted May 12, 2020 22 hours ago, Paradise Won said: Calling the end of the line for him for mid-2020 to early 2021 The poor fellow (ahem) has been in awful health the past decade, obese, heavy stimulant drug use (adderall cocaine etc), just had another brat (makes six), running five companies, spends all his time on a private aeroplane getting radiated (recently had a throat tumour surgically removed, must be constantly breathing fuel vapour) && has an inexcusable sleep pattern for someone so wealthy. Mister Musk is doubtless on track for a heart attack or stroke if he doesn't get the Corona virus from one of his cadre. Would hate to see it so young (is he 50 yet) but I reckon it'll go that way if he doesn't shape up soon He also lives near a 5G cell tower Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,586 Posted May 25, 2020 On 06/05/2020 at 19:57, gcreptile said: The name of his newborn baby is "X Æ A-12" https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52557291 He belongs on our lists just because of that. They have apparently changed the spelling to "X Æ A-Xii" because "Roman numerals look better" 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miracle Aligner 249 Posted May 25, 2020 On 12/05/2020 at 14:30, Toast said: Sorry, what? Simping is the position of a man being subservient to a woman, it's often used with negative connotations. Kumbucha is a sweetened black tea usually drank in American and popular with DIY Quacks. To quaff is to drink A tart is someone who sleeps around. I hope that helps translate for you.... On 12/05/2020 at 18:02, Toast said: Why don't you work out an amusing anagram of his name and use that instead? It looks full of possibilities. Elon Musk.... I mean if your will to sacrify spelling you can get Lone Skum out of it. If not then maybe Sunk Mole or 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 17, 2020 So turns out that Amber Heard was banging this ugly cunt behind JOHNNY DEPP’S back, which proves she’s fucking mental. Why would you shop at Lidl when you’ve got Fortnum and Mason’s at home? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miracle Aligner 249 Posted July 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Lard Bazaar said: So turns out that Amber Heard was banging this ugly cunt behind JOHNNY DEPP’S back, which proves she’s fucking mental. Why would you shop at Lidl when you’ve got Fortnum and Mason’s at home? Probably because the security guard at Fortnum and Mason's likes to hit you in the face before you bought anything and the one at Lidl actually says hello..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Miracle Aligner said: Probably because the security guard at Fortnum and Mason's likes to hit you in the face before you bought anything and the one at Lidl actually says hello..... Bollocks. I’m the first to shout about cuntish men but I do not believe her for a second. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted July 22, 2020 You don’t have a tit... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted September 1, 2020 Overtakes Zuck to become the third richest person in the world. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Imelda 620 Posted September 2, 2020 On 01/09/2020 at 15:58, Spade_Cooley said: Overtakes Zuck to become the third richest person in the world. There's a feeling of a South Sea Bubble about him... Give it a couple of years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paradise Won 2 Posted November 25, 2020 On 11/05/2020 at 15:49, Joey Russ said: Silly person. That'll only happen whenever Sean Connery stops his evil plan to take over the world. Well, now that Connery's gone... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,745 Posted November 25, 2020 On 01/09/2020 at 15:58, Spade_Cooley said: Overtakes Zuck to become the third richest person in the world. Saw his thread trending and assumed it was because of this but it wasn't. Is now the second richest person in the world, overtaking Bill Gates. Just Bezos in front of him now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted December 18, 2020 A recent tweet from this illiterate moron. Think he must’ve forgotten that the name of his recent kid resembles a voucher code. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
