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4 minutes ago, Miracle Aligner said:

 

If Quim is a boomer what on earth does that make LFN, prehistoric?

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29 minutes ago, Miracle Aligner said:

 

If Quim is a boomer what on earth does that make LFN, prehistoric?

 

Every forum needs its the Father of the House. It's just that ours, LFN, really remembers the Alamo... by reading about it in The Times at the time. :D

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Calling the end of the line for him for mid-2020 to early 2021

 

The poor fellow (ahem) has been in awful health the past decade, obese, heavy stimulant drug use (adderall cocaine etc), just had another brat (makes six), running five companies, spends all his time on a private aeroplane getting radiated (recently had a throat tumour surgically removed, must be constantly breathing fuel vapour) && has an inexcusable sleep pattern for someone so wealthy. Mister Musk is doubtless on track for a heart attack or stroke if he doesn't get the Corona virus from one of his cadre.

 

Would hate to see it so young (is he 50 yet) but I reckon it'll go that way if he doesn't shape up soon

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32 minutes ago, Paradise Won said:

Calling the end of the line for him for mid-2020 to early 2021

 

The poor fellow (ahem) has been in awful health the past decade, obese, heavy stimulant drug use (adderall cocaine etc), just had another brat (makes six), running five companies, spends all his time on a private aeroplane getting radiated (recently had a throat tumour surgically removed, must be constantly breathing fuel vapour) && has an inexcusable sleep pattern for someone so wealthy. Mister Musk is doubtless on track for a heart attack or stroke if he doesn't get the Corona virus from one of his cadre.

 

Would hate to see it so young (is he 50 yet) but I reckon it'll go that way if he doesn't shape up soon

Silly person. That'll only happen whenever Sean Connery stops his evil plan to take over the world. :D 

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Obese? Jeez if he’s obese I must be, well, proper fucking lardy.

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7 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Obese? Jeez if he’s obese I must be, well, proper fucking lardy.

 

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 Terrible, terrible human being

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Imagine simping for the man as hard as this kombucha quaffing tart.

 

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1 hour ago, Paradise Won said:

Imagine simping for the man as hard as this kombucha quaffing tart.

 

Sorry, what?  :scratchhead:

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12 hours ago, Joey Russ said:

 Terrible, terrible human being

 

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9 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

 

Donald Musk,

Elon Trump.

Muskrump/Mustrump.

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Why don't we all stop giving him attention. Even his name is annoying, is that a tech billionaire or a cheap aftershave. So sick of him

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3 hours ago, sewermaintenance said:

Why don't we all stop giving him attention. Even his name is annoying, is that a tech billionaire or a cheap aftershave. So sick of him

 

Why don't you work out an amusing anagram of his name and use that instead?   It looks full of possibilities.

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22 hours ago, Paradise Won said:

Calling the end of the line for him for mid-2020 to early 2021

 

The poor fellow (ahem) has been in awful health the past decade, obese, heavy stimulant drug use (adderall cocaine etc), just had another brat (makes six), running five companies, spends all his time on a private aeroplane getting radiated (recently had a throat tumour surgically removed, must be constantly breathing fuel vapour) && has an inexcusable sleep pattern for someone so wealthy. Mister Musk is doubtless on track for a heart attack or stroke if he doesn't get the Corona virus from one of his cadre.

 

Would hate to see it so young (is he 50 yet) but I reckon it'll go that way if he doesn't shape up soon

 

He also lives near a 5G cell tower :skull:

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On 12/05/2020 at 14:30, Toast said:

 

Sorry, what?  :scratchhead:

 

Simping is the position of a man being subservient to a woman, it's often used with negative connotations.

Kumbucha is a sweetened black tea usually drank in American and popular with DIY Quacks.

To quaff is to drink

A tart is someone who sleeps around.

 

I hope that helps translate for you....

 

On 12/05/2020 at 18:02, Toast said:

 

Why don't you work out an amusing anagram of his name and use that instead?   It looks full of possibilities.

 

Elon Musk.... I mean if your will to sacrify spelling you can get Lone Skum out of it.

 

If not then maybe Sunk Mole or 

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So turns out that Amber Heard was banging this ugly cunt behind JOHNNY DEPP’S back, which proves she’s fucking mental.  Why would you shop at Lidl when you’ve got Fortnum and Mason’s at home? 

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1 minute ago, Lard Bazaar said:

So turns out that Amber Heard was banging this ugly cunt behind JOHNNY DEPP’S back, which proves she’s fucking mental.  Why would you shop at Lidl when you’ve got Fortnum and Mason’s at home? 

 

Probably because the security guard at Fortnum and Mason's likes to hit you in the face before you bought anything and the one at Lidl actually says hello..... :P

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5 hours ago, Miracle Aligner said:

 

Probably because the security guard at Fortnum and Mason's likes to hit you in the face before you bought anything and the one at Lidl actually says hello..... :P

Bollocks.  I’m the first to shout about cuntish men but I do not believe her for a second.  

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You don’t have a tit...

 

 

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