charon 4,943 Posted December 2, 2018 That's inside the house, not outside 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 3, 2018 Aye, this was the advert back in the day. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted December 3, 2018 Vaseline dion is my favourite singer. My ass will go on Because you lubed me The power of lube Lube can move mountains And of course... All by myself 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted December 4, 2018 Made me smile 1 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted December 4, 2018 Little OJ typifies them. Absolutely glorious when he got his Mummy onto Twitter 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted December 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, Boudicca said: Little OJ typifies them. Absolutely glorious when he got his Mummy onto Twitter He is a super sized c**t bucket. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted December 5, 2018 ha ha https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/youre-not-a-true-feminist-if-you-eat-eggs-animal-rights-charity-peta-tells-women/ar-BBQv1JC?ocid=spartanntp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted December 5, 2018 44 minutes ago, runebomme said: ha ha https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/youre-not-a-true-feminist-if-you-eat-eggs-animal-rights-charity-peta-tells-women/ar-BBQv1JC?ocid=spartanntp Utter nonsense. I've never claimed to be a feminist, and I read this without guilt while I happened to be eating scrambled eggs. Eggs which come from free-range hens at a farm in the next village are delivered to my door every week. I have no plans to change this arrangement. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted December 5, 2018 PETA are evil, and murder thousands of dogs and other animals every year. I wouldn't trust them if they told me I was Scottish... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted December 5, 2018 Trouble is PETA do damage to the more moderate voices in the debate and put back the cause of genuine animal welfare. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted December 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Toast said: Utter nonsense. I've never claimed to be a feminist, and I read this without guilt while I happened to be eating scrambled eggs. Eggs which come from free-range hens at a farm in the next village are delivered to my door every week. I have no plans to change this arrangement. Fucking hell Toastie. Those hens must be a bit clever, laying eggs AND delivering them to your door!!! 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted December 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Fucking hell Toastie. Those hens must be a bit clever, laying eggs AND delivering them to your door!!! AND charging a lot less than the supermarkets 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted December 7, 2018 Pah. Loving the snowflake on BBC Breakfast saying the O2 outage yesterday was the ‘digital catastrophe of the era’. It was actually lovely to not have the phone beeping every few minutes. But this poor woman is probably now in therapy (via FaceTime).... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 7, 2018 1 hour ago, philheybrookbay said: Pah. Loving the snowflake on BBC Breakfast saying the O2 outage yesterday was the ‘digital catastrophe of the era’. It was actually lovely to not have the phone beeping every few minutes. But this poor woman is probably now in therapy (via FaceTime).... And the whining such as Uber drivers losing income etc etc, I wouldn't pay them a penny in compensation. Dual sim phone, second sim on payg with a fiver on it and no fucking problem. Fucking idiots. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,976 Posted December 13, 2018 Pizza delivery guy identifies as "breatharian", claims to live on air and mints: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6478723/Pizza-delivery-man-38-eats-mints-three-MONTHS.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,398 Posted December 13, 2018 7 minutes ago, gcreptile said: Pizza delivery guy identifies as "breatharian", claims to live on air and mints: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6478723/Pizza-delivery-man-38-eats-mints-three-MONTHS.html He's 13 stone and lives solely on air and meditation? I detect a distinct aroma of horse shit through these mints of his. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted December 13, 2018 On 05/12/2018 at 12:34, runebomme said: ha ha https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/youre-not-a-true-feminist-if-you-eat-eggs-animal-rights-charity-peta-tells-women/ar-BBQv1JC?ocid=spartanntp Of course that's PETA,. The animal rights nazis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted December 13, 2018 2 hours ago, gcreptile said: Pizza delivery guy identifies as "breatharian", claims to live on air and mints: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6478723/Pizza-delivery-man-38-eats-mints-three-MONTHS.html For some reason the story of Verity Linn, who starved to death in the Scottish wilderness during an attempt to convert to Breatharianism in 1999, has always stuck with me. There were rumours, flatly denied at the time, that Margaret Davies, who was found starved in a bothy near Cape Wrath in 2002, was also a Breatharian. Meanwhile the cult's founder Jasmuheen, possibly the planet's most blatant fraud, lives on, apparently having survived on little but 'liquid air' since 1993. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted December 14, 2018 19 hours ago, DevonDeathTrip said: For some reason the story of Verity Linn, who starved to death in the Scottish wilderness during an attempt to convert to Breatharianism in 1999, has always stuck with me. There were rumours, flatly denied at the time, that Margaret Davies, who was found starved in a bothy near Cape Wrath in 2002, was also a Breatharian. Meanwhile the cult's founder Jasmuheen, possibly the planet's most blatant fraud, lives on, apparently having survived on little but 'liquid air' since 1993. She should have taken some tips from Charon. He can live on fresh air...…..oh, ok, and ciggies and alcohol but you get the idea. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted December 15, 2018 https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/7985348/santa-claus-gender-neutral-rebrand-modernise-father-christmas/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1544867716 Santa gender neutral...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,398 Posted December 15, 2018 What do we call him this figure now then? 'Sxnta Claus'? 'Person Christmas'? Fuck mine. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted January 6, 2019 I need to learn to stop trying to bait the snowflakes on other forums, that has now got me banned twice. It would seem that they have completely no sense of humour Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 6, 2019 14 minutes ago, torbrexbones said: I need to learn to stop trying to bait the snowflakes on other forums, that has now got me banned twice. It would seem that they have completely no sense of humour If you have only been banned twice from forums then you haven't tried hard enough. Have a word with Charon, he has been banned from shit loads of forums! 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted January 6, 2019 On 13/12/2018 at 19:18, gcreptile said: Pizza delivery guy identifies as "breatharian", claims to live on air and mints: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6478723/Pizza-delivery-man-38-eats-mints-three-MONTHS.html sounds like he is eating all the pizza and that's his cover story Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted January 6, 2019 As I can’t see a ‘deathlist forum poster ill’ thread- and I’m coughing up green crap from chest following on from cold, this snowflake is going sick tomorrow from work. Blah blah I’m not dying etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
