Toast 16,127 Posted May 24, 2020 So, we can all do as we please from now on then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miracle Aligner 249 Posted May 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Toast said: So, we can all do as we please from now on then? Seems like it. No consequences whatsoever. At least there's no doubt left who runs the government. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted May 24, 2020 Whether he stays or goes is going to depend on the Tories main tabloid backer, The Sun. The Sun on Sunday has done no more than wrap Cummilingus across the knuckles. This could all change if the public mood hardens and they have little choice but to bow to public opinion. A week is a long time in Politics, as the saying goes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted May 24, 2020 Excellent, well, Big Job backing his puppeteer has ended the lockdown with immediate effect. Enjoy your week everyone. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miracle Aligner 249 Posted May 24, 2020 8 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Excellent, well, Big Job backing his puppeteer has ended the lockdown with immediate effect. Enjoy your week everyone. Quote The prime minister added he acted in such a way as to avoid the spread of the virus. On a secondary question about shops reopening on 1 June, the prime minister says "watch this space". So basically those in shielding are subjected to another month of fucking imprisonment while the rest of the country get on with what they fucking want too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted May 24, 2020 Boris said in his speech that he believes Cumcums was just "following parental instinct". Of course, Boris' idea of parental instinct is to get in the car and drive hundreds of miles away. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted May 24, 2020 17 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Boris said in his speech that he believes Cumcums was just "following parental instinct". Of course, Boris' idea of parental instinct is to get in the car and drive hundreds of miles away. Oh, that's a bit harsh. I mean, what child would he go to see, he has that many of them. Decisions, decisions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted May 24, 2020 36 minutes ago, Miracle Aligner said: That is excellent! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 24, 2020 On 23/05/2020 at 21:00, Charlotte's Controller said: Changing the subject, Dominic Cummings was not a threat to the UK population through Coronovirus transmission unless he was to wipe out his own family and the Sage team (and even then probably not that big a threat). The media need to get a grip and focus on what is important, grammar, numeracy , intelligent analysis, and a proper review of the facts. Spectacularly missing the point there. As if we needed reminding, this government is a lying sack of turds who are taking lessons from that big orange bag of fuck Trump - after them saying that some of these are ‘false stories’ it’s only a matter of time before that spunk-ridden pork haystack Johnson utters the ‘fake news’ phrase. JK Rowling has offered a year’s salary to whoever did that civil service tweet - I’m liking her more and more. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinny kiltrunner 553 Posted May 25, 2020 4 hours ago, The Old Crem said: So he broke curfew AND killed his uncle. This story just gets better and better. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,963 Posted May 25, 2020 Yesterday, Brazil overtook the USA in the daily deaths statistic for the first time, according to Worldometers. Though I suspect it's because of a Memorial Day Weekend counting delay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted May 25, 2020 1 hour ago, gcreptile said: Yesterday, Brazil overtook the USA in the daily deaths statistic for the first time, according to Worldometers. Though I suspect it's because of a Memorial Day Weekend counting delay. Looks like it's starting to take off in Mexico,Peru and India. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted May 25, 2020 This report from a hospital in Weston Super Mare: Seems like that second spike might be on its way. My guess is deaths will start increasing again next week. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,084 Posted May 25, 2020 Death toll in the midlands likely to go up. Missed an invite to a BBQ that was held locally yesterday afternoon. 16 adults and 5 children. They all knew each other so that was fine. Got another invite on the tail of that for garden drinks this afternoon. 18 more adults with their sprogs. Apparently the weather is nice. Should I attend? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted May 25, 2020 36 minutes ago, Bentrovato said: Death toll in the midlands likely to go up. Missed an invite to a BBQ that was held locally yesterday afternoon. 16 adults and 5 children. They all knew each other so that was fine. Got another invite on the tail of that for garden drinks this afternoon. 18 more adults with their sprogs. Apparently the weather is nice. Should I attend? The best thing to do is to think “What would Dominic Cummings do?” 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,127 Posted May 25, 2020 29 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: The best thing to do is to think “What would Dominic Cummings do?” Sadly, that's where we are now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,084 Posted May 25, 2020 1 hour ago, The Quim Reaper said: The best thing to do is to think “What would Dominic Cummings do?” I shall await his forthcummings press statement with bated breath. Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted May 26, 2020 (edited) UK’s confirmed Covid deaths per million is currently the worst in the world. Edited May 26, 2020 by The Quim Reaper Added a missing word Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted May 26, 2020 50 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: UK’s confirmed Covid deaths per million is the worst in the world. That's not counting Belgium or Spain I suppose? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted May 26, 2020 10 minutes ago, torbrexbones said: That's not counting Belgium or Spain I suppose? You suppose wrong. According to this, anyway. I have seen one source that states it’s worse in Belgium. Irregularities innit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted May 26, 2020 The graph you show is for a 7 day rolling average I took your first statement to be for total deaths per million in which case it is Belgium, Spain then UK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted May 26, 2020 20 minutes ago, torbrexbones said: The graph you show is for a 7 day rolling average I took your first statement to be for total deaths per million in which case it is Belgium, Spain then UK. Yeah sorry, my wording could’ve been clearer. Edited. In the grand scheme of things were 3rd, close with Spain’s 2nd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 26, 2020 9 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: Yeah sorry, my wording could’ve been clearer. Edited. In the grand scheme of things were 3rd, close with Spain’s 2nd. Or more accurately, in the grand scheme of things we are a country made up predominantly of twats who’d rather get a suntan than live beyond July. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
